This poem is dedicated to Emma J.
Warning do not read unless you are a fan of Legolas!

Legolas is just so great,
Even if I'm not his mate.
Gosh this elf is mighty fine,
Oh my god he's got to be mine.
Long blonde hair is just so hot,
And all the boys think he's not.
Shut up boys you're all jealous.

Gay is how he can sometimes seem,
Ravishing is what they mean.
Elegant is how he walks,
Elfish is what he talks.
No one can escape his bow,
Legolas can shoot high or low.
Evil orks chase after him,
Axe and bow easily win.
For Legolas is the greatest looking elf.