I got some major writer's block earlier, so I got an idea to do a song parody for all of the Buffy character's, well at least a lot of them. A you know, I don't own any of the Buffy people or the show or anything like that. If I told you that, you'd all think I was nuts. First, I'll start with Buffy to the tune of "Survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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Her name is Buffy
She's the vampire slayer.
She is so tough-y,
She even beat the mayor.
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She used to date a vamp named Angel,
A vamp that had a soul.
But then she jumped into bed with him,
made him go strang-el.
She made him happy so he lost his soul.
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She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
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She has a little sis,
Her name is Dawn,
And much to her own bliss,
She's Dawn's new mom.
Dawn didn't like it at first,
Got treated like a little kid.
But Buffy didn't get worse,
Started treating her like Joyce normally did.
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Thought that she would fail without Joyce,
But she's on top.
Her stress is pretty much over now.
But it didn't completely stop.
Now there's the whole "Spike thing"
What's she gonna do now??
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She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
(repeat)
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Wishing her the best
Put her to the test
With lotsa vamps
demons
and lots of snappiness
(This girl is so phat)
She's not gonna let anybody get her down.
(This girl is all that)
She gonna throw those evil vamps all around
(This girl's not a brat)
She's not gonna let evil win
Because Giles taught her better than that.
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She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
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Out of all of the darkness and badness
soon comes slayerness
If she does lots of training
She'll kick vamp butt!!
______________________________
She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
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Well...what did you think? I'm not exactly sure what to think about it right now. The other ones will probably better! If I get a decent # of reviews, I'll do more!
___________________
Her name is Buffy
She's the vampire slayer.
She is so tough-y,
She even beat the mayor.
______________________
She used to date a vamp named Angel,
A vamp that had a soul.
But then she jumped into bed with him,
made him go strang-el.
She made him happy so he lost his soul.
_______________________________
She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
____________________________
She has a little sis,
Her name is Dawn,
And much to her own bliss,
She's Dawn's new mom.
Dawn didn't like it at first,
Got treated like a little kid.
But Buffy didn't get worse,
Started treating her like Joyce normally did.
__________________________________
Thought that she would fail without Joyce,
But she's on top.
Her stress is pretty much over now.
But it didn't completely stop.
Now there's the whole "Spike thing"
What's she gonna do now??
__________________________________
She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
(repeat)
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Wishing her the best
Put her to the test
With lotsa vamps
demons
and lots of snappiness
(This girl is so phat)
She's not gonna let anybody get her down.
(This girl is all that)
She gonna throw those evil vamps all around
(This girl's not a brat)
She's not gonna let evil win
Because Giles taught her better than that.
_____________________________________
She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
______________________________
Out of all of the darkness and badness
soon comes slayerness
If she does lots of training
She'll kick vamp butt!!
______________________________
She has the strength,
She has the power,
No matter how many times she dies,
She's gonna work harder.
She's a survivor.
She's gonna make it.
She might not survive,
But she'll keep on reviving.
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Well...what did you think? I'm not exactly sure what to think about it right now. The other ones will probably better! If I get a decent # of reviews, I'll do more!