Hey, I'm a really big Vegeta fan but he's so easy to make fun of so I decided to write this. I hope you enjoy it! Oh and I almost forgot, I don't own any DBZ characters, even though I wish I did. Soooo let the laughter begin (at least I hope you will laugh. Well, I'll do my best any way.)!!!

A Vegeta Fic

"But Bulma!!!" Vegeta cried practically in tears.

"But nothing, Vegeta. You are going to work no matter what you say or do." Bulma said in reply.

"We're already rich, why do I have to work?!" Vegeta whined.

"We're only rich 'cause my parents give us money and I don't want to rely on my parents all my life, do you hear me?!" Bulma yelled at the top of her lungs. "You're going to work at Fruits and Veggies Plus no matter what!!!

"Fruits and Veggies Plus?!?! I'm a Saiyan, Saiyans don't eat fruits and vegetables!!!" Vegeta complained.

"Goku does! He's stronger than you are, so there!!!" Bulma said, crossing her arms, in reply to Vegeta's pathetic excuse.

"Kakarrot?! Kakarrot is a weakling and doesn't know how to keep his strength up so he eats fruits and vegetables plus I'm stronger and smarter than he is and I know that we Saiyans need to eat a strict meat diet. So there!!!" Vegeta said, crossing his arms and mocking Bulma ( which you and I both know that that's not good, especially for Vegeta ).

"Are you mocking me, Vegeta? I bet you are! Well guess what? I was going to give you a break and let you get out of working, but not anymore! You're working at Fruits and Veggies Plus and that's final! Do you hear me mister?!" Bulma said in reply to Vegeta's rude remark.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!" Vegeta cried literally in tears.

Meanwhile, at Goku's house

"Goku I want you to work so we can keep our house and so my father doesn't go broke either while trying to support us." Chi-Chi said to Goku.

"Sounds like fun." Goku replied. "Where am I going to work?"

"I think its called Fruits and Veggies Plus." Chi-Chi replied. "Oh, and Bulma told me that Vegeta is going to work there too, starting Monday."

"Wow, that's tomorrow!" Goku yelled "I better get ready!"

"How?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Huh?" Goku asked.

"Never mind." Chi-Chi answered. "I should have known better than to ask you an intelligent question."

The Next Day

( At work )

"Listen Kakarrot I am here against my will, so don't talk to me, okay?" Vegeta said as soon as he saw Goku at Fruits and Veggies Plus.

"Okie dokie Vegeter." Goku said in reply to Vegeta's rude remark.

"I said not to talk to me!" Vegeta yelled at Goku.

"Oh yeah, sorry." Goku replied.

"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled back.

"Sorry." Goku said in a soft voice.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Sorry." Goku replied once again in a low whisper. But instead of yelling at Goku, Vegeta just punched him in the face and walked away to do something else and so he wouldn't lose his temper and do something he would regret.

Early Friday Morning

"I wish we weren't off on the weekend, I like working here." Goku said to Vegeta while sorting fruits and vegetables into certain boxes.

"Didn't I say Monday not to talk to me?" Vegeta replied while frying vegetables on a skillet.

"I'm not that dumb, I know you were just kidding." Goku said with a stupid smile. Vegeta just looked at him then turned away, ready to pop a blood vessel. He was again trying not to lose hi temper and do something he would regret.

6:30 Friday Evening

"Thank Kami, its time to close. Oh, thanks for volunteering Kakarrot, but seriously let me put everything away in the ice box." Vegeta said sarcastically at 6:30. He walked into the walk-in icebox and started to put things in their proper place.

"Well, I guess I am kind of glad that we're off on the weekend 'cause I am pretty tired. It's been a long week." Goku said, talking to himself and yawning. As he walked past the icebox, he took an apple then took a bite after he did this he noticed the door was open . He naturally closed and locked it, not noticing Vegeta was inside saying "Hmm, Vegeta must have forgotten to close the door when he was done, I'll just close it for him."

"Kakarrot?" Vegeta said aloud. "Kakarrot, is that you?" He went over to the door and tried to open it then, when he noticed the door was locked, he started to bang on the door and kept banging harder and harder till his fists hurt but Goku didn't hear him. Then he started to yell as loud as he could for help. He even tried to blast through with Galic Gun and Big Bang a few times. Nothing worked. Finally he gave up and said "Crap!"

Oh yeah and one more thing, I hate chibi vegeta!!!!!!!! Thanks for reading. J

And one more thing, in your review please put a character you would like to see in my next fic, when I'm done with this one of course.