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One fine morning Sponge Bob woke up to his fog horn alarm clock and said "Duh, would you like fries with that Krabby Patty?" and then fell back to asleep. A few minutes later he woke again to the sound of his pet snail Gary knocking his eyeballs together, "Dink, dink, dink!"
"Good morning Gary!" he said with a yawn and looked over to his clock. "Hmm…8:30,"he thought. After realizing he had overslept, he yelled "O, God! I'm late for my wedding! Oops, I mean work!" He put on some pants and his Krusty Krab Hat. He was out the door by 8:31.
As Sponge Bob was running past his best friend Patrick's house, he saw Patrick drooling as he was banging his face into a piece of corral reef.
Pat stopped when he saw Sponge Bob and said "Hey wanna go jellyfishing?" "Sorry Pat, I can't, I'm late for work! Maybe later!" replied Sponge Bob as he sped off to work at the Krusty Krab as a frycook.
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