HARRY POTTER AND THE WEIRDEST STORY THAT ANY ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!
Chapter One~Harry is sleepy
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Harry was asleep. Ginny then jumped on him and screamed like a banchee. Harry woke up.
Harry: HEY!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Ginny: You snore. Didja know that? didja? didja?
Suddenly a gigundo banana appeared.
Banana: ITS TIME FOR A PEANUT BUTTA JELLY SANDWICH!
Harry and Ginny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Then the banana disappeared. And left a huge thing of smoke.
Malfoy ran into the room.
Malfoy: I LEARNED CHINESE!!!!
Hermione: Wow I like guys that know different languages!
Malfoy: Really? Wanna go out?
Hermione: No...and not on your life buddy.
Harry: Well say something!
Malfoy: What do you want me to say?
Ginny:Ummm how bout......The banana went crazy and left.
Malfoy: Y tho thanga thonga thang a thanga.
Ron: Not bad for an amateur. But I have been speaking the chineese language for years!!
Malfoy: Yeah right...Say something!!!!
Ron: Wio woah wioah wha hoy es whaaaa!
Harry: What does that mean?
Ron: It means: I AM BETTER THAN YOU AT CHINEESE AND CHESS SO BOOH YAH BOOGER BRAIN HEAD!!! *sticks tounge out and gives Malfoy a rasberry*
Suddenly,we all see a balloon:
Ginny: ITS A BIRD!
Harry: ITS A PLANE!!!
Erin Granger(me): No those are just my friends-Ginger Granger,Kitty Granger and Kristin.
Ginny: Why doesnt Kristin have a name with Granger in it?
EG:I dont know.
Ginny: And where did you come from?
EG: My house!
*Little Brother walks by*
Eddie: Ooooooo I*m telling mom that you trapped people in the computer to write a story abot them and make them be tourtured!!! MO--
*EG covers Eddies mouth*
EG: Look heres 50 dollars go to the candy store and rot your teeth out.
Eddie: YAY!!!
*Runs out the door*
EG: Phew! *continues to type*
EG: Hi Ginger Granger,Kitty Granger and Kristin!
GG: Hii!!! wooooooo this place is......white!
KG: Yes GG. Tis white. She had har frappachino or cappachino or whatever it is.
Kristin: Holy moley its a puppy on your cast!!!
EG: Oh yes Kristin you drew it 'member?
K: Oh..yeah...
They are stuck in the computer. There is no way to get out. Therefore they are stuck or are they? Suddenlly Hermione finds a girl named Vicky(she goes to my youth group.) .
Vicky: BUT THIS WAS NO ORDANARY VICKY!!!! IT WAS SUPER VICKEY!!!!!!
Harry: I have a blender!.!.!.
Vicky: GIMME THAT!
Vicky runs off with the blender never to be seen again..Mwahhahahahahahahaha.. *couff couff*.
EG: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH & THE FAMOUS THEIR ALWAYS COMPLAININ,ALWAYS COMPLAININ IF MONEY IS SUCH A PROBLEM WELL THEY GOT MANSIONS THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
So they decide to go to Good Charlotte's house. They make a plan to rob ummmm some rich guys house. They sneak in and steal millions of dollars and a tv ( I duno why ) but they steal it anyway and the lead singer from G.C. drives back and they all split the money evenly!
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Looks like thats the end of chapter 1...lol its comming out really good so fat i mean far. Now instead of sitting around and waiting for the next chapter check out Kitty Granger and Ginger Granger's storie(s).
Thanks for reading my story and remember to check em out! =)
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Chapter One~Harry is sleepy
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Harry was asleep. Ginny then jumped on him and screamed like a banchee. Harry woke up.
Harry: HEY!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Ginny: You snore. Didja know that? didja? didja?
Suddenly a gigundo banana appeared.
Banana: ITS TIME FOR A PEANUT BUTTA JELLY SANDWICH!
Harry and Ginny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Then the banana disappeared. And left a huge thing of smoke.
Malfoy ran into the room.
Malfoy: I LEARNED CHINESE!!!!
Hermione: Wow I like guys that know different languages!
Malfoy: Really? Wanna go out?
Hermione: No...and not on your life buddy.
Harry: Well say something!
Malfoy: What do you want me to say?
Ginny:Ummm how bout......The banana went crazy and left.
Malfoy: Y tho thanga thonga thang a thanga.
Ron: Not bad for an amateur. But I have been speaking the chineese language for years!!
Malfoy: Yeah right...Say something!!!!
Ron: Wio woah wioah wha hoy es whaaaa!
Harry: What does that mean?
Ron: It means: I AM BETTER THAN YOU AT CHINEESE AND CHESS SO BOOH YAH BOOGER BRAIN HEAD!!! *sticks tounge out and gives Malfoy a rasberry*
Suddenly,we all see a balloon:
Ginny: ITS A BIRD!
Harry: ITS A PLANE!!!
Erin Granger(me): No those are just my friends-Ginger Granger,Kitty Granger and Kristin.
Ginny: Why doesnt Kristin have a name with Granger in it?
EG:I dont know.
Ginny: And where did you come from?
EG: My house!
*Little Brother walks by*
Eddie: Ooooooo I*m telling mom that you trapped people in the computer to write a story abot them and make them be tourtured!!! MO--
*EG covers Eddies mouth*
EG: Look heres 50 dollars go to the candy store and rot your teeth out.
Eddie: YAY!!!
*Runs out the door*
EG: Phew! *continues to type*
EG: Hi Ginger Granger,Kitty Granger and Kristin!
GG: Hii!!! wooooooo this place is......white!
KG: Yes GG. Tis white. She had har frappachino or cappachino or whatever it is.
Kristin: Holy moley its a puppy on your cast!!!
EG: Oh yes Kristin you drew it 'member?
K: Oh..yeah...
They are stuck in the computer. There is no way to get out. Therefore they are stuck or are they? Suddenlly Hermione finds a girl named Vicky(she goes to my youth group.) .
Vicky: BUT THIS WAS NO ORDANARY VICKY!!!! IT WAS SUPER VICKEY!!!!!!
Harry: I have a blender!.!.!.
Vicky: GIMME THAT!
Vicky runs off with the blender never to be seen again..Mwahhahahahahahahaha.. *couff couff*.
EG: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH & THE FAMOUS THEIR ALWAYS COMPLAININ,ALWAYS COMPLAININ IF MONEY IS SUCH A PROBLEM WELL THEY GOT MANSIONS THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
So they decide to go to Good Charlotte's house. They make a plan to rob ummmm some rich guys house. They sneak in and steal millions of dollars and a tv ( I duno why ) but they steal it anyway and the lead singer from G.C. drives back and they all split the money evenly!
.....................~..........................~.........................~.........................~............................
Looks like thats the end of chapter 1...lol its comming out really good so fat i mean far. Now instead of sitting around and waiting for the next chapter check out Kitty Granger and Ginger Granger's storie(s).
Thanks for reading my story and remember to check em out! =)
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