Gpiggyking: A new ficcy! Yay!
Yami GPK: Blah, blah.
Extremely Strange Guinea Pig: Do I get to be in this one?
GPK: Yes.
ESGP: Hooray!
Yami GPK: So what is this useless fic about?
GPK: D&D
ESGP: Yay! Dice!
GPK: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, Dungeons and Dragons, or any other copyrighted
material in this fic.
ESGP: So don't sue!
Yami GPK: Shut up and write you lazy fools!
GPK: On with the show!
******* In the Huge Mansion at the Anime Universal Crossroads********
Me: Morris, I'm going out.
ESGP: Stop calling me by my old name. That was when I was human, but now
I'm a reincarnate so call me by my new name, Drake.
Me: Not a bad name.
Drake: It's the only thing I got to choose when I became a reincarnate.
Me: So you didn't choose to be a four and a half foot tall, half-human,
half-guinea pig?
Drake: Yup. I didn't get to choose what I was a reincarnate of either.
Me: So what are you a reincarnate of?
Drake: ¼ curiosity, ½ quirkiness, 1/8 luck, 1/16 hope, 1/32 skill, and 1/32
humor.
Me: Aha. Well I'm visiting the DBZ region for Thanksgiving and I won't be
back for a week. You can have guests over, but only 12 of them. There's
money and emergency numbers on the fridge. Your credit card should be in
your wallet.
Drake: Yup, it is. Have a nice holiday.
Me: See you later, Drake. Walks out door
Drake: I can have guests! Hmm. Who to have and what to do. I know, I'll
have a D&D fest. Now, who to invite?
Drake, a.k.a Extremely Strange Guinea Pig, Set to work on a list of people
to invite. His final list looked like this:
Name Anime Reason to invite. Yami YGO He is the king of games. Otogi YGO He is good with dice. Yugi YGO He is as short as me. Mai YGO She's pretty. Joey YGO I just felt like it. Seto YGO He hates Yami. Ash Pokemon Cause Pikachu is awesome. Duo GW He is awesome. Ryou YGO I like him. Bakura YGO I gotta have one evil person. Jim Outlaw Star The boy's a genius. Hamtaro Hamtaro Us furry critters have to look out for each other.
Drake: Okay, that fills out the list. Time to make phone calls. First Hamtaro. Picks up phone Lets see. 1-334-569-7802 phone rings *********************In Hamtaro's Cage************************* Hamtaro's Cell phone: Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Hamtaro:picks up cell phone Ham-ha! Drake: Hello Hamtaro, this is Drake. Hamtaro: Hi Drake. So, wazzup? Drake: I was wondering if you'd like to come over to the mansion and play some D&D for a week. Hamtaro: Since Laura left with her family for a couple weeks, I'd be glad to. Drake: Gotta go ham-dude. Hamtaro: See ya!hangs up cell phone Better grab my dice and get going.Grabs backpack out of cage and starts running toward the mansion *************Gene Starwind's Apartment/Workshop.**************** Phone: BEEP! BEEP! Jim:picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hi Jimmy-boy! Jim: Hey Drake, what's happening? Drake: Wondering if you'd like to come over to the mansion and play D&D for a week. Jim: Sure. I'll be over in a couple hours. Drake: See you then Jim. Jim: See ya. hangs up phone ***********************Ryou Bakura's House.******************** Phone: Ring. Ring. Ryou: Hello. Bakura residence. This is Ryou speaking. Drake: Hiya Ryou. I was wondering if you'd like to come over to the mansion for a week to play D&D? Ryou: Sure. Drake: Bring your Yami to. Ryou: Sure. Well I have to go now. G'bye. Drake: Bye. Ryou: hangs up phone Bakura! Come on. We're going somewhere. Bakura: Fine. But we're taking my new car. Ryou: mumbles the one you stole. Bakura: Let's go. ********************Duo Maxwell's Apartment******************** Phone: Ring-a-ling. Duo: picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hi Duo. Want to come over to my place and play D&D for a week. Duo: Sure. I'll be over in a little bit. Drake: Bye! Duo: Bye.hangs up phone Time to go get a ship. ********************Viridian City Poke-center********************* Vid-phone: Ding-a-ling! Nurse Joy: Hello! Viridian City Poke-center. How may I help you? Drake: I'd like to speak to Ash. Nurse Joy: Just one momentsets phone down Ash! You have a phone call! Ash:picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hi Ash! I was wondering if you'd like to come on over to the mansion for a week to play D&D? Ash: I'll be there in a couple of hours. Drake: See you then! Ash: See you!hangs up phone Pidgeot go! Fly me to G-pig Mansion! ********************Kaiba Corp. Executive Office***************** Phone: Rii- Seto: picks up phone before the second ring Hello? Drake: Hello Seto Kaiba. I was wondering if you'd like to come over to G- pig Mansion to play D&D? Seto: For how long? Drake: A week. Seto: 'a whole week off of work' I'll be there Drake. Drake: See you soon. Seto: Byehangs up phone It's time to leave! ************************Mai's apartment************************ Phone: Ring. Ring. Ring-a-ling. Mai:picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hello Mai. I was wondering if you would like to join me and a few of my colleagues for a week of D&D. Mai: Sure Drake. Joey:in background Mai can we get back to what we were doing? Drake: Joey's there? Tell him he's coming too. Mai: I will. Goodbye. hangs up phone Joey: Yay! Now we can finish our game of Twister! ***********************Turtle Game Shop*********************** Phone: RING! RING! Yugi: Hello, Turtle Game Shop. How may I help you? Drake: Yugi, I wondered if you and Yami would like to come and play D&D at the mansion for a week? Yugi: Sounds like fun. See you in a couple of hours. Drake: See you! Yugi: hangs up phone C'mon Yami! Let's go! Yami: Fine, fine. **************************Otogi's House************************ Phone: Ring. Beep. Ring. Otogi: Hello? Drake: Hello Otogi. Want to come over to the mansion for a week and play D&D? Otogi: Sure. I'll see you in a while. Drake: Bye! Otogi: Bye.hangs up phoneTime to roll. *********************Back at the Mansion************************ Drake: setting up huge table Now time to go buy food. Goes to grocery store GPK: What a chapter. Sorry if it's long. ESGP: Wahoo! I get to go shopping! Yami GPK: Oh great. Seto: Until next time, good bye folks!
Name Anime Reason to invite. Yami YGO He is the king of games. Otogi YGO He is good with dice. Yugi YGO He is as short as me. Mai YGO She's pretty. Joey YGO I just felt like it. Seto YGO He hates Yami. Ash Pokemon Cause Pikachu is awesome. Duo GW He is awesome. Ryou YGO I like him. Bakura YGO I gotta have one evil person. Jim Outlaw Star The boy's a genius. Hamtaro Hamtaro Us furry critters have to look out for each other.
Drake: Okay, that fills out the list. Time to make phone calls. First Hamtaro. Picks up phone Lets see. 1-334-569-7802 phone rings *********************In Hamtaro's Cage************************* Hamtaro's Cell phone: Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Hamtaro:picks up cell phone Ham-ha! Drake: Hello Hamtaro, this is Drake. Hamtaro: Hi Drake. So, wazzup? Drake: I was wondering if you'd like to come over to the mansion and play some D&D for a week. Hamtaro: Since Laura left with her family for a couple weeks, I'd be glad to. Drake: Gotta go ham-dude. Hamtaro: See ya!hangs up cell phone Better grab my dice and get going.Grabs backpack out of cage and starts running toward the mansion *************Gene Starwind's Apartment/Workshop.**************** Phone: BEEP! BEEP! Jim:picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hi Jimmy-boy! Jim: Hey Drake, what's happening? Drake: Wondering if you'd like to come over to the mansion and play D&D for a week. Jim: Sure. I'll be over in a couple hours. Drake: See you then Jim. Jim: See ya. hangs up phone ***********************Ryou Bakura's House.******************** Phone: Ring. Ring. Ryou: Hello. Bakura residence. This is Ryou speaking. Drake: Hiya Ryou. I was wondering if you'd like to come over to the mansion for a week to play D&D? Ryou: Sure. Drake: Bring your Yami to. Ryou: Sure. Well I have to go now. G'bye. Drake: Bye. Ryou: hangs up phone Bakura! Come on. We're going somewhere. Bakura: Fine. But we're taking my new car. Ryou: mumbles the one you stole. Bakura: Let's go. ********************Duo Maxwell's Apartment******************** Phone: Ring-a-ling. Duo: picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hi Duo. Want to come over to my place and play D&D for a week. Duo: Sure. I'll be over in a little bit. Drake: Bye! Duo: Bye.hangs up phone Time to go get a ship. ********************Viridian City Poke-center********************* Vid-phone: Ding-a-ling! Nurse Joy: Hello! Viridian City Poke-center. How may I help you? Drake: I'd like to speak to Ash. Nurse Joy: Just one momentsets phone down Ash! You have a phone call! Ash:picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hi Ash! I was wondering if you'd like to come on over to the mansion for a week to play D&D? Ash: I'll be there in a couple of hours. Drake: See you then! Ash: See you!hangs up phone Pidgeot go! Fly me to G-pig Mansion! ********************Kaiba Corp. Executive Office***************** Phone: Rii- Seto: picks up phone before the second ring Hello? Drake: Hello Seto Kaiba. I was wondering if you'd like to come over to G- pig Mansion to play D&D? Seto: For how long? Drake: A week. Seto: 'a whole week off of work' I'll be there Drake. Drake: See you soon. Seto: Byehangs up phone It's time to leave! ************************Mai's apartment************************ Phone: Ring. Ring. Ring-a-ling. Mai:picks up phone Hello? Drake: Hello Mai. I was wondering if you would like to join me and a few of my colleagues for a week of D&D. Mai: Sure Drake. Joey:in background Mai can we get back to what we were doing? Drake: Joey's there? Tell him he's coming too. Mai: I will. Goodbye. hangs up phone Joey: Yay! Now we can finish our game of Twister! ***********************Turtle Game Shop*********************** Phone: RING! RING! Yugi: Hello, Turtle Game Shop. How may I help you? Drake: Yugi, I wondered if you and Yami would like to come and play D&D at the mansion for a week? Yugi: Sounds like fun. See you in a couple of hours. Drake: See you! Yugi: hangs up phone C'mon Yami! Let's go! Yami: Fine, fine. **************************Otogi's House************************ Phone: Ring. Beep. Ring. Otogi: Hello? Drake: Hello Otogi. Want to come over to the mansion for a week and play D&D? Otogi: Sure. I'll see you in a while. Drake: Bye! Otogi: Bye.hangs up phoneTime to roll. *********************Back at the Mansion************************ Drake: setting up huge table Now time to go buy food. Goes to grocery store GPK: What a chapter. Sorry if it's long. ESGP: Wahoo! I get to go shopping! Yami GPK: Oh great. Seto: Until next time, good bye folks!