GPK: The madness has already started in this insane fic. So just sit back and relax as my Yami says the disclaimer. Yami GPK: We don't own Yu-gi-oh or any other copyrighted material in this fic. ESGP: And if you forgot, my name is Drake. Seto: Can we start yet? GPK: Yes! Chapter 2: Shopping. *******At Incredibly Large Mansion at the Anime Crossroads*********** Drake: Now I need to go shopping, but which car to take? Looks at hundreds of cars, new, old, and fancy. I would take the Williams BMW Formula 1 racer, but it has no trunk space. I know, I'll take the Mustang!Hops in car and squeals tires Wahoo! Car: Vroom, Vroom. Drake:Driving car well over 100mph. What music to listen to? I know!Pulls out CD My classic rock mix! Puts CD in player, cranks up volume. Yay!! **********************In the skies of Kanto*********************** Ash& Pikachu: riding Pidgeot. Pikachu: Pika, pika pikapi? [how much longer Ash?] Ash: Maybe an hour. Pikachu: Pi, pika.[Oh, okay.] **********************The streets of Tokyo*********************** Hamtaro: riding Brandy Go little dog, go! Brandy: Woof! Ruff, bark! Hamtaro: That's right Brandy ^__^ *******************The streets of Hayphong 5********************* Jim:driving hover car Hover car:makes no noise. Jim:checks signs Good, I'm almost there! ***********The space outside of the United Earth Sphere************** Duo: Piloting space ship. Yeah! Reminds me of the good old days! Space Ship:engines roar Duo: Hmmm, time to kick it into afterburner modepresses some buttons. Wahoo! ***********************Seto Kaiba's Limo*********************** Seto: How did I get pulled into driving you all there? Yami: Yugi used his puppy dog eyes. Even I can't resist them. Bakura: That's because you're an old, decrepit pharaoh with no power. Ryou: Bakura, you've fallen to the "eyes" too. Bakura: mumbles something like 'foolish mortals Ryou: Grins smugly. Yugi: grins cutely Mai& Joey: making out Yami: I take it that they're an item now. Everyone but Mai& Joey: NSS! Yami: Whatever. Seto: Well, it looks like the puppy got a fox. *********************The "Grocery Store"************************ Drake:grabs one of those big cart things Now to shop! runs around grabbing food, pop, ice cream, etc. In short, party food. pulls up to cashier Cashier: All this and you didn't but a razor? Drake: Ha. Ha. Very funny. What's the total? Cashier: $726 and thirteen cents. Drake: Thirteen cents! OH MY GOD! Here you go, a nickel and eight pennies. Cashier: What about the $726? Drake: hands her his card Charge it! Cashier: slides card. Pushes buttons. Okay. Have a nice day! Drake: pushes cart thingy to his car and puts all the bags in the trunk. I've got an hour to get home. Better floor it!! Car: Sputter, vroom! ************************At the Mansion************************* Drake: Got here just in time. Now how to get these bags inside. I can't carry them all.sits and ponders for a moment. I know! I'll use my magic! pulls mug full of root beer out of his jacket. Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, OI, OI, OI! splashes root beer on ground. Root Beer: bubbles and hisses. Three shapes come out of the root beer puddle. Shapes: Hi! Drake: Servants, take all this food inside! Shapes: Yes sir!Take all the food to the kitchen and put it in the fridge or freezer. Drake: Now to get ready!goes up to his room. What to wear.how about that cloak I got for Christmas!puts on cloak and disappears. Woops, that's the one Harry sent me. digs around in closet Here it is!puts on black, Dracula style cloak. ************************Outside the mansion********************* Jim:in car Here it is! parks car and gets out. Drake: Jim! You're here! Come in. I need your help with something! Jim: Okay goes inside and helps Drake with huge table Doorbell: Ding-Dong! Drake: answers door Hi everyone! Everyone: Hi! Joey& Mai: Still making out. Drake: Well, I guess I'd better give you a tour of the house, so follow me. TBC GPK: Oooh! What will our D&D playing heroes have to face in the house! Only I know! ESGP: And me too. I live there too you know. Yami GPK: And I know whatever my hikari knows. Seto: asleep Yami: poking Seto with a stick this is fun! GPK: Well, see you all next time!