GPK: Welcome back to this messed up fic. 1 review as of when I'm writing
this chapter! Yahoo!
Yami GPK: Surprised you got one.
GPK: Back into your card! uses magic to return Yami GPK to blank card.
ESGP: Playing duel monsters with GPK I play Tri-horned Dragon. There's
nothing in your deck that can beat that.
GPK: Oh but there is. I fuse Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl to create
Evil Yami from Hell!throws down card
Yami GPK: pops out of card. kuso.
GPK: Evil Yami, Attack!!
ESGP: I lose. Just to let you know, we don't own any copyrighted material
in this fic.
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ESGP: On with the fic!
Chapter 3: Evil Stereo Of DOOM!
*********************At the Mansion****************************
Drake: showing everyone the mansion. On the left is where you'll be
sleeping. Arrange your own rooms. There are two beds in each room. Now to
the haunted floor.walks up to floor 13.
Everyone: follows.
Joey: What exactly is it haunted with?
Drake: Just wandering ghosts that needed a place to stay. And my pet kitty.
Seto: Oooh, I bet the puppy's afraid of a little kitty. Reg. POV: Just then a huge, pure white tiger leapt upon Seto. Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Save me!! Joey: Who's afraid now, pennybags. POV: the tiger, satisfied with scaring Seto, leaps upon Joey. Joey: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! HEEEELLLLP ME! Seto: Why mutt? Drake: Bad Stripy! Down boy! Tiger: sits down Drake: Sorry, I haven't fed him in an hour. Joey and Seto: IT GETS THAT HUNGRY IN AN HOUR!! Drake: Yup. Now lets see, suitable food. I know! Meow Mix! Stripy, if you want Meow Mix, sing the song. Stripy the Tiger: Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, Meow, Meow! Drake: I'll translate! I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver! Seto: Okay.can we continue? Drake: Not until you meet my friend.walks over to book that reads DISCWORLD. Opens book. DEATH and DEATH of RATS: POP OUT OF BOOK. DEATH: DRAKE, WHY DID YOU CALL ME?
Drake: You know Death, not everyone's as hard of hearing as you think. DEATH: SORRY, CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S THE WAY TERRY MADE ME. Drake: Okay. Everyone meet Death. He's the Grim Reaper. Everyone: (((O__O))) DEATH: HELLO! DEATH of RATS: SQUEAK! DEATH: WE MUST BE GOING NOW, RINCEWIND KEEPS ESCAPING ME. Drake: Bye! Now everyone, to the basement. Joey: I hope the basement's not as creepy as here. Drake: Oh yeah, I have to show you Middle Earth! Everyone: (((O__O))) MIDDLE EARTH?!? AS IN HOBBITS?!? Drake: No, hamsters. Follow megoes down a floor and opens elaborate oak door.Welcome to my room! POV: In Drake's room the are a bunch of colorful tubes all over, and a big colorful box in the corner. Joey: What's with the plumbing? Ryou: Joey, those are Habitrail Tubes. Joey: Oh. Drake: In the main cage you'll see four dwarf-hamsters. The black one is Frodo, the sandy one in Samwise, and the two gold ones are Pippin and Merry. Then in the tubes you'll see a gerbil, and three regular hamsters. The ruddy colored gerbil is Gimli. The gray hamster id Gandalf. The gold hamster is Aragorn, and the sandy one is Legolas. I had another gold colored one, named Boromir, but he died. Mai: How come you have the huge tubes, when you have tiny hamsters. Hamtaro: talking with Hamsters in cage Really! Sweet! Drake: I have bigger tubes because of my guinea pig. Ash: What's its name. Drake: points to black and chestnut colored guinea pig Balrog! Everyone: does anime fall, with a sweat-drop. Yugi: Umm, lets go to the basement. Yami's being affected by the cuteness of the small rodents. Yami: ^_^ So cute. Drake: Your right. Lets go before Bakura kills himself. Bakura: banging head against wall Too cute! Ryou: C'mon Bakura. We're leaving. Everyone: follows Drake into basement. Drake: Okay nobody open any boxes. Everyone: Why? Drake: Well the boxes insides are limitless planes, the black box is the shadow realm, the white box is heaven, and the red and black box is hell. Duo: Weird. Joey: playing with big stereo Hey, how come this thing won't turn on? Drake: Ahh! Don't touch that! Too late. Stereo: makes odd noises, then its speaker blows up POV: The stereo's speaker blows up, creating much smoke. From in the smoke a maniacal laugh is heard. Drake: Oh no. ***********************TBC********************************** GPK: Well another chapter down. Drake: Just who is in the smoke? Only time will tell. GPK: Well, see you later!!
Seto: Oooh, I bet the puppy's afraid of a little kitty. Reg. POV: Just then a huge, pure white tiger leapt upon Seto. Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Save me!! Joey: Who's afraid now, pennybags. POV: the tiger, satisfied with scaring Seto, leaps upon Joey. Joey: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! HEEEELLLLP ME! Seto: Why mutt? Drake: Bad Stripy! Down boy! Tiger: sits down Drake: Sorry, I haven't fed him in an hour. Joey and Seto: IT GETS THAT HUNGRY IN AN HOUR!! Drake: Yup. Now lets see, suitable food. I know! Meow Mix! Stripy, if you want Meow Mix, sing the song. Stripy the Tiger: Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, Meow, Meow! Drake: I'll translate! I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver! Seto: Okay.can we continue? Drake: Not until you meet my friend.walks over to book that reads DISCWORLD. Opens book. DEATH and DEATH of RATS: POP OUT OF BOOK. DEATH: DRAKE, WHY DID YOU CALL ME?
Drake: You know Death, not everyone's as hard of hearing as you think. DEATH: SORRY, CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S THE WAY TERRY MADE ME. Drake: Okay. Everyone meet Death. He's the Grim Reaper. Everyone: (((O__O))) DEATH: HELLO! DEATH of RATS: SQUEAK! DEATH: WE MUST BE GOING NOW, RINCEWIND KEEPS ESCAPING ME. Drake: Bye! Now everyone, to the basement. Joey: I hope the basement's not as creepy as here. Drake: Oh yeah, I have to show you Middle Earth! Everyone: (((O__O))) MIDDLE EARTH?!? AS IN HOBBITS?!? Drake: No, hamsters. Follow megoes down a floor and opens elaborate oak door.Welcome to my room! POV: In Drake's room the are a bunch of colorful tubes all over, and a big colorful box in the corner. Joey: What's with the plumbing? Ryou: Joey, those are Habitrail Tubes. Joey: Oh. Drake: In the main cage you'll see four dwarf-hamsters. The black one is Frodo, the sandy one in Samwise, and the two gold ones are Pippin and Merry. Then in the tubes you'll see a gerbil, and three regular hamsters. The ruddy colored gerbil is Gimli. The gray hamster id Gandalf. The gold hamster is Aragorn, and the sandy one is Legolas. I had another gold colored one, named Boromir, but he died. Mai: How come you have the huge tubes, when you have tiny hamsters. Hamtaro: talking with Hamsters in cage Really! Sweet! Drake: I have bigger tubes because of my guinea pig. Ash: What's its name. Drake: points to black and chestnut colored guinea pig Balrog! Everyone: does anime fall, with a sweat-drop. Yugi: Umm, lets go to the basement. Yami's being affected by the cuteness of the small rodents. Yami: ^_^ So cute. Drake: Your right. Lets go before Bakura kills himself. Bakura: banging head against wall Too cute! Ryou: C'mon Bakura. We're leaving. Everyone: follows Drake into basement. Drake: Okay nobody open any boxes. Everyone: Why? Drake: Well the boxes insides are limitless planes, the black box is the shadow realm, the white box is heaven, and the red and black box is hell. Duo: Weird. Joey: playing with big stereo Hey, how come this thing won't turn on? Drake: Ahh! Don't touch that! Too late. Stereo: makes odd noises, then its speaker blows up POV: The stereo's speaker blows up, creating much smoke. From in the smoke a maniacal laugh is heard. Drake: Oh no. ***********************TBC********************************** GPK: Well another chapter down. Drake: Just who is in the smoke? Only time will tell. GPK: Well, see you later!!