What if AAML Fan did a Hey Arnold fic?
What AAML Fan might have written, had she had the brains or decency to stay on FF.net. (Yes, we are cruel, we know this.)
Anold n Helga n Garald n Feepe walked 2 there homes.
Feebee: OMG u luv eyescream so y r u staring at Futbol Hed?
Helga: I'm not hes just a stooped fotballhead!
Gerald: I saw u staring at HELGA GEE PATOKI! Shes not Lila!
Arnold: No shes better n u stared at Pheepee!
Abner (i didnt' say he wuz here but he wuz): Ruff ruff! (There in luv!)
Feebee (how do u spell it? Some1 told be but i forgut): OMG! Gerald! U r so cool and i like you!
Gerald (thinking): Wow I never nu. She doznt h8 me! And shes so pretty! Beter then lila!
Arneld (OMG hiz head iz SO FUNNY, rite?): OMG! Gerald u like phoebe (some1 taaught me 2 spell it)!
Gerald: No I dont did i say it aloud?
Helga Jee Potoki (funny name lolz): Omg he likez u i wish my Arnold likd me.
Funnyhead: any1 say anthything?
Helga: Oh nos.
Pheebee (IM such a good sepler!): She sed she LIKEs u and wants 2 KISS u!
Helag: No i only lik icecream!
Arneld: Chocolate? (OMG hez so dence right?)
Abner: Bark bark (My faves vanila)
Please do not take this seriously. This was meant as a spoof, not an actual piece of fiction. Funny, wasn't it?