Suicide Mission
By: Dark fire angel
DFA: *Walks in onto stage and waves* Hiya mina-san! I came up with the idea for this fic today ^-^ and I decided to put it on paper. Oh, before we start, I'll say that…*Lowers voice* Slayers don't belong to me… but don't tell them that, ok? ^-~ *Snaps fingers and the Slayers gang plus Xellos and Filia are suddenly teleported onto the stage, and they all look around with confused looks on their faces*
Lina: What the hell? Where are we? *Suddenly sees DFA and pales* Oh no… it's HER!
Zel: *Blinks at DFA and groans* If she's involved with this, it only means that nothing good can come out of it.
DFA: *Giggles* Why I'm honored to have you all here! And they are honored too! *Points at audience who all have evil grins on their faces* I'm gonna explain what this is all about… *Gets interrupted when Xellos hovers above her and grabs the papers she's reading from* Hey! Those are mine!! Give em back!! *Glares at the mazoku*
Xellos: *Smirks and opens an eye at DFA* Yare, yare… let me have a little look first!
Dark angel: No!! *Grabs papers back* These are not meant for you to look at! *Suddenly smiles evilly* Oh Xelly? You ARE aware that I'm gonna have to punish you for that, right? ^-^
Xellos: *Smile twitches ever so slightly* I'd love to see you try Angel- san. I doubt you'll be able to… but have a try at it anyway! *Continues to hover*
Mina-san (Minus Xellos): *All gasp, 'cause they know what's coming up*
DFA: Ok! Remember I've got you're permission! *Snaps fingers again, and Xellos disappears*
Filia: Where did the Namagomi go? *Looks around* I can't sense him anymore. *Smiles* That's a good thing!
DFA: As I was gonna say before Xelly rudely interrupted… *Coughs* This is 'Suicide mission' where each and every one of you will get put into a situation that the audience picks, while the rest of the gang watches from stage! *Holds up a crystal ball for all the Slayers to see* The first one to go is Xelly 'cause he annoyed me ^.~ after him, the audience will select whose gonna have to face their suicide mission next and what exactly It'll be..
Amelia: You mean Xellos-san is in there? *Points at crystal ball*
DFA: Humm… not actually, but almost! *Waves hand and crystal ball lights up, showing Xellos*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Else where… where Xellos happens to be)
Xellos: *Takes a look around himself and finds he is at the…err… playground of a high school* Who? What? Where? When? Why? How? *Decides to look at his clothing and gasps when he realizes he is dressed with the snob-like uniform of the school* O.o Hey!!! *Takes a closer look still and depression lines appear when he notices that his body is younger… like that of a teenager's* ANGEL-SAN!!!! *Looks up at the sky* How could you?! Why am I dressed like this? And why the hell is my body like a teenager's?!
DFA's voice (Telepathically): Sore wa himitsu desu, Xelly!! *Giggles* No, really… this is your suicide mission, little mazoku; you have to survive to one whole day of high school torment, and you can't use any of your mazoku powers 'cause I've blocked them, with a little help from Zellas, of course! *Zellas' laughter can be heard in the background* So good luck, Xelly! ^0^ I'll keep in contact like this! *Switches off*
Xellos: *Depression lines get thicker* What am I gonna do… *He can't debate the current issue longer 'cause he gets grabbed by the shoulder* Huh? *Turns to find an old, mean looking teacher glaring at him*
Teacher: You!!
Xellos: *Eyes widen and reacts like anyone would have done in the presence of such a person* It wasn't me!! I didn't do it!! *Covers his face up with his arms, in an attempt to protect himself*
Teacher: Kid, are you alright? *Sweatdrop* I only wanted to tell you that the bell had rung… I need you to go to class. *Turns to leave* Come on! Hop, hop! Get going!
Xellos: *Blinks and makes no attempt whatsoever to go into the building*
Teacher: *Heaves a sigh and ends up dragging the mazoku behind her* In you go!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back on stage…)
Zel: *Grins like mad* Finally! He's finally gonna get some of his own treatment! *Evil laughter*
Amelia: Zelgadis-san! That is unjust!! *Strikes a justice pose by jumping onto her chair* No living creature should be tortured in any way!! And I Amelia, princess of Saillune will see that it is so!!
Filia: *Lifts an eyebrow* Is he considered as a living creature? I mean… does he have a heart?
Amelia: *Blinks* I… err… dunno… *Sweatdrop* Even if he isn't… it's still unjust… right?
Filia: *Shrug* Let him suffer a little! *Evil grin* It is only just, 'cause he has made many suffer!! ^-^
Amelia: Angel-san, don't you think you've gone over the… *Sweatdrops when she sees her dancing and paying no attention whatsoever* Angel-san? You listening?
DFA: Nope! Sha la la la la!! *Continues to dance and sing*
Zel: Leave her at it, Amelia. Look, the fruitcake's in the classroom, this is going to be interesting! *Evil grin*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (In the classroom)
Xellos: *Sweatdrop as he thinks* 'Why the hell does everyone always wanna see in trouble? No fair! The world's against me!' *Pouts while he lets his head drop during the lesson to which he is paying absolutely no attention* 'Stupid Angel-san…'
Teacher: Xellos!! Are you with us?! Pay attention!
Xellos: *Snaps out of la-la land* Huh? Oh! I mean… yeah! Sure I am! *Big innocent smile*
Teacher: *Rolls eyes in a yeah-right way* Ok, then you won't mind telling us about the great war, right?
Xellos: Of course I'll tell you! I'm a great expert on it! n_n It happens that I've lived through it. *Puffs with pride* The war of The Monster's fall was when… (Bla bla bla) … and that's why it was such a great war! *Smiles*
Teacher: *Blinks* War of The Monster's fall? *Heaves a sigh* If you would have been paying attention you would have noticed that the great war is World War I … not that made up war you've been talking about! *Frowns as she talks to the entire class* Class, thank your companion Xellos, thanks to him we are all going to do a fun history exam.
Class: *Groan and glare at the mazoku, who sweatdrops heavily*
Xellos: Oops?
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Filia: *Giggles her head off* Teehee!! It was about time! Stupid Namagomi!! Sending him there was a great idea!!
Mina-san: *Nod*
Lina: An exam? Wonder what he's gonna write… he has no idea of history, al least that world's history, am I wrong?
DFA: *Has sat down again and is looking at the ball* Hush! Look! He's writing!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Exam)
Xellos: *Looks at exam paper and pales as he thinks* 'Oh no… what the hell am I supposed to write?!' *Panics and sweats* 'I want out of here!! Now!!' *Glances to his right in an attempt to peek at his partner's exam, who glares at him an covers it up* 'Stupid human… won't let me take a little peek…' *Continues staring blankly at paper till a light bulb shine on top of his head and he grin* 'Ooooh… n_n I know what to write!!' *Scribbles on paper a four word phrase and smirks* 'Finished!! Now to wait for the rest!'
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Amelia: He didn't just write down what I think he has, right?
Lina: *Nods* He did…
Amelia: But the exam is supposed to be a 600 word long essay about the cold war!! *Points at crystal ball* Does he real think he's gonna get away with it?
DFA: Hush!! Let's find out!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back at the exam… time is up)
Teacher: *Picks up exams and reaches Xellos* Your exam? *Holds out hand*
Xellos: Here!! *Gives her his answer paper and grins* n_n
Teacher: *Looks at paper and blinks* Xellos… you haven't answered the question.
Xellos: Yes I have! *Points to the four words* Look! *Reads out loud* Sore wa himitsu desu!!
Teacher: *Sweatdrops* It was supposed to a 600 word long essay… and you've only written 4 words… which aren't even in English…
Xellos: *Grin*
Teacher: *Is about to say something when the bell interrupts her*
Xellos: *Takes the chance to stampede out to playground with the rest* FREE!!!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Filia: I can't believe it… he got away with it! *Tails pops in irritation* That wasn't a torture Angel-san!!! *Glares at DFA* MAKE HIM SUFFER!!!!
DFA: *Sweatdrops* Fi… calm down… the best in still to come… don't worry! Cool down!! *Drops a bucket of cold water on her and grins* There! You feeling better?
Filia: No… just more wet… *Glare*
Zel: *Was watching the crystal and takes away gaze from it to roll his eyes at the two girls* Knock it off! I can't hear a thing with you two! *Grumbles something about women*
Lina: Filia? I think you should see this! *Points at crystal*
DFA: *Looks at crystal and giggles* See? Told ya the best was still to come!
Filia: *Blinks at image before her* The Namagomi has… fan girls? *Picks up crystal and shakes it* At him girls!!! Oh yeah!! You almost have him!! Sick em!!! *Swishes tail from side to side and giggles*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Playground)
Xellos: HELP!!! *Currently running around and followed by a bunch who's idea of fun is torturing boys* I said help!!!
DFA's voice: What? You're not having fun? You're popular Xelly! You should be happy!
Xellos: Angel-san!! Get me outta here! NOW!!! *Looks back at girls as he runs* I'm too young to die in hands of some girls!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
DFA's voice: Did I just here you say please? ^-^
Xellos: Yes!! I'm sorry!! Really!
DFA's voice: Really? Say pretty please!
Xellos: Angel-san!!!
DFA's voice: Ooook… with one condition though! *Xellos suddenly disappears from playground, leaving girls to blink, then shrug and finally, to run after some other boy*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Lina: Hey! Where did he go? He disappeared! *Pokes crystal ball* It's broken… dumb thing…
Amelia: Angel-san, the crystal's broken! It won't show Xellos-san!
DFA: *Currently glomping a purple kitty who's sweatdroping heavily and sighing* Cuttey!! *Looks at Amelia* Oh, it's not broken! ^-^ I let Xellos out! *Hugs kitty*
Filia: Aww… I was having fun… *Pout*
DFA: Don't worry! *Evil grin* Now it's time for the audience to choose who's gonna be the next one to face his/her suicide mission AND what it's gonna be! *Giggle* Sooooo, the fun will continue!
Mina-san minus DFA: *Groan* .
DFA: *Tickles kitty's tummy who is grinning evilly at the rest of the gang while he snickers* Bye!! Don't forget to review and tell me who you want to be next and what you want his/her mission to be! By the way… Xel-kun is out till the rest of the gang is tortured… err… I mean, till the rest pass their mission, then he can be chosen again! *Waves hand to say good bye* ^0^
By: Dark fire angel
DFA: *Walks in onto stage and waves* Hiya mina-san! I came up with the idea for this fic today ^-^ and I decided to put it on paper. Oh, before we start, I'll say that…*Lowers voice* Slayers don't belong to me… but don't tell them that, ok? ^-~ *Snaps fingers and the Slayers gang plus Xellos and Filia are suddenly teleported onto the stage, and they all look around with confused looks on their faces*
Lina: What the hell? Where are we? *Suddenly sees DFA and pales* Oh no… it's HER!
Zel: *Blinks at DFA and groans* If she's involved with this, it only means that nothing good can come out of it.
DFA: *Giggles* Why I'm honored to have you all here! And they are honored too! *Points at audience who all have evil grins on their faces* I'm gonna explain what this is all about… *Gets interrupted when Xellos hovers above her and grabs the papers she's reading from* Hey! Those are mine!! Give em back!! *Glares at the mazoku*
Xellos: *Smirks and opens an eye at DFA* Yare, yare… let me have a little look first!
Dark angel: No!! *Grabs papers back* These are not meant for you to look at! *Suddenly smiles evilly* Oh Xelly? You ARE aware that I'm gonna have to punish you for that, right? ^-^
Xellos: *Smile twitches ever so slightly* I'd love to see you try Angel- san. I doubt you'll be able to… but have a try at it anyway! *Continues to hover*
Mina-san (Minus Xellos): *All gasp, 'cause they know what's coming up*
DFA: Ok! Remember I've got you're permission! *Snaps fingers again, and Xellos disappears*
Filia: Where did the Namagomi go? *Looks around* I can't sense him anymore. *Smiles* That's a good thing!
DFA: As I was gonna say before Xelly rudely interrupted… *Coughs* This is 'Suicide mission' where each and every one of you will get put into a situation that the audience picks, while the rest of the gang watches from stage! *Holds up a crystal ball for all the Slayers to see* The first one to go is Xelly 'cause he annoyed me ^.~ after him, the audience will select whose gonna have to face their suicide mission next and what exactly It'll be..
Amelia: You mean Xellos-san is in there? *Points at crystal ball*
DFA: Humm… not actually, but almost! *Waves hand and crystal ball lights up, showing Xellos*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Else where… where Xellos happens to be)
Xellos: *Takes a look around himself and finds he is at the…err… playground of a high school* Who? What? Where? When? Why? How? *Decides to look at his clothing and gasps when he realizes he is dressed with the snob-like uniform of the school* O.o Hey!!! *Takes a closer look still and depression lines appear when he notices that his body is younger… like that of a teenager's* ANGEL-SAN!!!! *Looks up at the sky* How could you?! Why am I dressed like this? And why the hell is my body like a teenager's?!
DFA's voice (Telepathically): Sore wa himitsu desu, Xelly!! *Giggles* No, really… this is your suicide mission, little mazoku; you have to survive to one whole day of high school torment, and you can't use any of your mazoku powers 'cause I've blocked them, with a little help from Zellas, of course! *Zellas' laughter can be heard in the background* So good luck, Xelly! ^0^ I'll keep in contact like this! *Switches off*
Xellos: *Depression lines get thicker* What am I gonna do… *He can't debate the current issue longer 'cause he gets grabbed by the shoulder* Huh? *Turns to find an old, mean looking teacher glaring at him*
Teacher: You!!
Xellos: *Eyes widen and reacts like anyone would have done in the presence of such a person* It wasn't me!! I didn't do it!! *Covers his face up with his arms, in an attempt to protect himself*
Teacher: Kid, are you alright? *Sweatdrop* I only wanted to tell you that the bell had rung… I need you to go to class. *Turns to leave* Come on! Hop, hop! Get going!
Xellos: *Blinks and makes no attempt whatsoever to go into the building*
Teacher: *Heaves a sigh and ends up dragging the mazoku behind her* In you go!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back on stage…)
Zel: *Grins like mad* Finally! He's finally gonna get some of his own treatment! *Evil laughter*
Amelia: Zelgadis-san! That is unjust!! *Strikes a justice pose by jumping onto her chair* No living creature should be tortured in any way!! And I Amelia, princess of Saillune will see that it is so!!
Filia: *Lifts an eyebrow* Is he considered as a living creature? I mean… does he have a heart?
Amelia: *Blinks* I… err… dunno… *Sweatdrop* Even if he isn't… it's still unjust… right?
Filia: *Shrug* Let him suffer a little! *Evil grin* It is only just, 'cause he has made many suffer!! ^-^
Amelia: Angel-san, don't you think you've gone over the… *Sweatdrops when she sees her dancing and paying no attention whatsoever* Angel-san? You listening?
DFA: Nope! Sha la la la la!! *Continues to dance and sing*
Zel: Leave her at it, Amelia. Look, the fruitcake's in the classroom, this is going to be interesting! *Evil grin*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (In the classroom)
Xellos: *Sweatdrop as he thinks* 'Why the hell does everyone always wanna see in trouble? No fair! The world's against me!' *Pouts while he lets his head drop during the lesson to which he is paying absolutely no attention* 'Stupid Angel-san…'
Teacher: Xellos!! Are you with us?! Pay attention!
Xellos: *Snaps out of la-la land* Huh? Oh! I mean… yeah! Sure I am! *Big innocent smile*
Teacher: *Rolls eyes in a yeah-right way* Ok, then you won't mind telling us about the great war, right?
Xellos: Of course I'll tell you! I'm a great expert on it! n_n It happens that I've lived through it. *Puffs with pride* The war of The Monster's fall was when… (Bla bla bla) … and that's why it was such a great war! *Smiles*
Teacher: *Blinks* War of The Monster's fall? *Heaves a sigh* If you would have been paying attention you would have noticed that the great war is World War I … not that made up war you've been talking about! *Frowns as she talks to the entire class* Class, thank your companion Xellos, thanks to him we are all going to do a fun history exam.
Class: *Groan and glare at the mazoku, who sweatdrops heavily*
Xellos: Oops?
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Filia: *Giggles her head off* Teehee!! It was about time! Stupid Namagomi!! Sending him there was a great idea!!
Mina-san: *Nod*
Lina: An exam? Wonder what he's gonna write… he has no idea of history, al least that world's history, am I wrong?
DFA: *Has sat down again and is looking at the ball* Hush! Look! He's writing!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Exam)
Xellos: *Looks at exam paper and pales as he thinks* 'Oh no… what the hell am I supposed to write?!' *Panics and sweats* 'I want out of here!! Now!!' *Glances to his right in an attempt to peek at his partner's exam, who glares at him an covers it up* 'Stupid human… won't let me take a little peek…' *Continues staring blankly at paper till a light bulb shine on top of his head and he grin* 'Ooooh… n_n I know what to write!!' *Scribbles on paper a four word phrase and smirks* 'Finished!! Now to wait for the rest!'
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Amelia: He didn't just write down what I think he has, right?
Lina: *Nods* He did…
Amelia: But the exam is supposed to be a 600 word long essay about the cold war!! *Points at crystal ball* Does he real think he's gonna get away with it?
DFA: Hush!! Let's find out!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back at the exam… time is up)
Teacher: *Picks up exams and reaches Xellos* Your exam? *Holds out hand*
Xellos: Here!! *Gives her his answer paper and grins* n_n
Teacher: *Looks at paper and blinks* Xellos… you haven't answered the question.
Xellos: Yes I have! *Points to the four words* Look! *Reads out loud* Sore wa himitsu desu!!
Teacher: *Sweatdrops* It was supposed to a 600 word long essay… and you've only written 4 words… which aren't even in English…
Xellos: *Grin*
Teacher: *Is about to say something when the bell interrupts her*
Xellos: *Takes the chance to stampede out to playground with the rest* FREE!!!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Filia: I can't believe it… he got away with it! *Tails pops in irritation* That wasn't a torture Angel-san!!! *Glares at DFA* MAKE HIM SUFFER!!!!
DFA: *Sweatdrops* Fi… calm down… the best in still to come… don't worry! Cool down!! *Drops a bucket of cold water on her and grins* There! You feeling better?
Filia: No… just more wet… *Glare*
Zel: *Was watching the crystal and takes away gaze from it to roll his eyes at the two girls* Knock it off! I can't hear a thing with you two! *Grumbles something about women*
Lina: Filia? I think you should see this! *Points at crystal*
DFA: *Looks at crystal and giggles* See? Told ya the best was still to come!
Filia: *Blinks at image before her* The Namagomi has… fan girls? *Picks up crystal and shakes it* At him girls!!! Oh yeah!! You almost have him!! Sick em!!! *Swishes tail from side to side and giggles*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Playground)
Xellos: HELP!!! *Currently running around and followed by a bunch who's idea of fun is torturing boys* I said help!!!
DFA's voice: What? You're not having fun? You're popular Xelly! You should be happy!
Xellos: Angel-san!! Get me outta here! NOW!!! *Looks back at girls as he runs* I'm too young to die in hands of some girls!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
DFA's voice: Did I just here you say please? ^-^
Xellos: Yes!! I'm sorry!! Really!
DFA's voice: Really? Say pretty please!
Xellos: Angel-san!!!
DFA's voice: Ooook… with one condition though! *Xellos suddenly disappears from playground, leaving girls to blink, then shrug and finally, to run after some other boy*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Lina: Hey! Where did he go? He disappeared! *Pokes crystal ball* It's broken… dumb thing…
Amelia: Angel-san, the crystal's broken! It won't show Xellos-san!
DFA: *Currently glomping a purple kitty who's sweatdroping heavily and sighing* Cuttey!! *Looks at Amelia* Oh, it's not broken! ^-^ I let Xellos out! *Hugs kitty*
Filia: Aww… I was having fun… *Pout*
DFA: Don't worry! *Evil grin* Now it's time for the audience to choose who's gonna be the next one to face his/her suicide mission AND what it's gonna be! *Giggle* Sooooo, the fun will continue!
Mina-san minus DFA: *Groan* .
DFA: *Tickles kitty's tummy who is grinning evilly at the rest of the gang while he snickers* Bye!! Don't forget to review and tell me who you want to be next and what you want his/her mission to be! By the way… Xel-kun is out till the rest of the gang is tortured… err… I mean, till the rest pass their mission, then he can be chosen again! *Waves hand to say good bye* ^0^