Suicide mission
By: Dark fire angel
DFA: I'm back!! *Waves papers in air* And I've got the results of the audience's votes! *Smiles at the Slayers gang sweetly* I bet you can't wait to see who's next, huh?
Mina-san minus Xellos: *Hides when DFA walks in*
Xellos: Oh how nice! I get to watch someone get tortured! *Rubs hands* About time too... *Tries to peek at papers* Angel-san, let me see! Let me see! I wanna know who's next!!
DFA: *Ignores Xellos and holds papers out of reach* Everyone come out now, or else... do you wanna know what 'or else' means?
Mina-san: *Groan but come out of hiding places* -_-
DFA: Much better! *Smile* And now to tell you who's gonna go next ^-^ *Coughs and reads from papers* Lina and Filia are tied with three votes each!!! They'll face their suicide missions next! *Claps hands and cheers*
Lina: What?! *Red aura appears around her* They voted me next?! No way!
Filia: *Drops to floor* Oh no... *Looks at DFA with a terrified expression on her face* What are you gonna make us do, Angel-san?
Zelgadis and Amelia: *Sigh, grin at each other and take their seats around the crystal ball to wait* Thank the gods...
Xellos: *Grins evilly and hovers above Filia* The little Dragon is a scardy cat? *Giggles* Scardy cat! Scardy cat! Nah nah! I passed my mission!! Now it's your turn!! Ha! *Pokes her* Poor lil Dragon... n_n *Grin widens* Oh boy, I am SO gonna enjoy this!
DFA: *Sweatdrops at Xel* Ahem... anyhow *Turns to Lina* For this mission I'm gonna pair you up with Gourry, so don't worry, you won't be alone, *Smiles while Lina blinks and looks at Gourry who's currently poking the crystal ball* You wanna know what you gotta do? *Lina shakes head* You gotta do a 48 hour long famine! With Gourry too!! *Giggles* Wonder which of you two will go nuts first ^-^
Lina: *Groans* I told you I didn't wanna know... *Sighs and sits down on chair* So, how are you gonna prevent us from eating?
DFA: *Evil grin* If you dare so much as LICK or TOUCH food, let's just say it'll have very interesting consequences. On both of you!
Gourry: *Comes up* What did I do?
Lina: *Hits him* Jellyfish brains! *Sighs* Come... I'll explain to you, and you're not gonna like it...
Gourry: *Rubs head* What was that for? *Blinks* What am I not gonna like, Lina? *Gets dragged off into a corner by Lina so she can explain*
Filia: *Attempts to tiptoe away without making sound*
Xellos: *Sees her* Angel-san!!! Fi-chan is trying to escape!! *Points at her and grins*
Filia: *Stops dead and turns around very slowly to face him, fangs bared and tail swishing from side to side in irritation* Why you!! NAMAGOMI!!! How dare you tattle tale on me!! *Swings mace-sama and misses* Stay still!! I'm trying to hit you!!
Xellos: Nope! *Teleport away each time she swings* Free violence, I love it! n_n
DFA: *Puts herself in between both non-humans* Stop!! Fi! Don't kill him! I can't set you your suicide mission if you kill him! *Waves hands*
Xel and Fi: *Both stop* Huh? What do you mean?
DFA: *Releases a sigh* Uff... *Looks at them* You see, I'm gonna pair you both up for this next mission! *Ducks a flying mace*
Filia: No way!!!
Xel: n_n Might be fun! *Looks at Fi* Can I be on top?
Filia: Aaaaaah!!! *Manges to hit him with tail* HENTAI!!! Angel-san! No! I wont do it!!!
DFA: *Sweatdrops* This fic is PG, remember? No lemons Xelly...
Xel: *Picks himself off of ground and pouts* Aww... you're no fun Angel-san... *Suddenly remembers that the mission is still to be st* So, what do we have to do?
DFA: ^-^ You both gotta take care of Val! For two whole days!! BOTH of ya! Together! *Giggles*
Fi: But Val hasn't hatched yet...
DFA: *Snaps fingers and a little 1 year old Val appears in her arms* Hiya little guy! *Giggles* Aww... what a cute little guy... *Tickles under his chin, making the Ancient gurgle happily* ^-^
Fi: *Blinks* Val... *Rushes over and grabs him* Val-chan! You've hatched!! *Hugs him*
Xel: *Fronws at DFA* No way... I'm too young to be a father... I'm no one's father *Glare* No...
DFA: *Snaps fingers again and Fi, Xel and Val disappear* Ha! Let's see if they can make it! *Sits with Zel and Ame to watch crystal as Lina and Gourry come to take their seats too*
Zel: I don't get it Angel-san... where's the torture for the fruitcake and Filia? Taking care of a kid ain't that difficult.
DFA: The torture is that they have to do it together *Snickers* Have you some kind of idea of how difficult it is for them to do anything together? This is gonna be fun! *Waves hand and crystal lights up, showing Fi and Xel in a house*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (In the house)
*Wails can be heard and Fi can be seen rushing up and down*
Fi: Namagomi mazoku!!! This mission was set to you too!! Get to work!! Help me!!! *Hurries into the kitchen to fetch some food for Val*
Xel: You must be jocking, Fi-chan! This is great! I get a free snack, and I don't have to move a finger to get it! n_n *Hovers above Val and smirks*
Fi: *Glare-of-death at Xel before picking up Val from the floor and giving him some milk* Lousy mazoku... *Eyes suddenly widen and she smiles as an idea hits her* Val-chan, don't you think it's a beautiful day today? Look! Birds are singing! Life is wonderful!!
Xel: *Blinks* ...
Fi: *Turns to Xel as she sets Val on the ground* Don't you think it's so, Xel-KUN? It's wonderful to be alive today! *Eyes gleem when she sees Xellos pale visibly* I love my life! Everything is wonderful!! *Dances around Xel chanting 'life is wonderful' over and over again*
Xel: *Pales LOTS* Humm...
Fi: Xelly-kun!! *Glomps the startled mazoku and snickers under her breath* Life is great when I'm with you!!
Xel: *Green replaces his previous pale like state* I think... I'm... *Holds hands over mouth as he runs out of the room* Bathroom!!! I need the bathroom!!! *Locks himself into said room*
Fi: *Brushes herself off while she gazes towards the bathroom door with a self satisfied expression on her face* Ha! Got him! He even forgot to teleport ^-^ *Picks Val up and heads towards kitchen*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back on stage)
DFA: Uff... wow... poor Xellos... *Sweatdrops as she gazes towards Zel* So, how's the score so far?
Zel: Humm... let me check *Looks at tally chart* 5 to 8 for the Fruitcake... rats! Filia is behind! She had better think up some other prank to play on him soon!
Amelia: I think Filia-san will do just fine, she'll be able to handle him! *Justice pose on chair* Good will always prevail!! No matter what!!
DFA: Yeah, well... whatever... what do you think, Lina? *Turns and finds her and Gourry's chair unoccupied* Huh? Where did they go?
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Studio's kitchen)
Lina: *Licks lips as she stares at a table filled with food* Oooh... yummy!! *Advances towards it till Gourry stops her*
Gourry: Lina! That strange winged girl said we couldn't eat! She said it would have strange consequences!!
Lina: To hell with Angel-san!!! I wanna eat!! I NEED to eat!! *Launches herself at food, and the moment she touches it, her body becames that of... a cow...* Moo?! *Blinks* MOO!!!
Gourry: Lina? That you? *Pokes Lina-cow* Gee... told ya it wasn't a good idea...
Lina: *Manages to glare* Moo... MOO!!! *Opens mouth and a fireball shoots out*
Gourry: Cough... cough... *Extra-crispy* X_x
Lina: *Grabs Gourry by neck of shirt with mouth and begins to drag him back towards stage* Mooo... *Vein popping*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back with Xel and Fi... and disaster...)
Xel: *Partially recovered and now sitting and drinking tea* Fi-chan... that wasn't nice... ¬_¬
Fi: *Smiles* Aww... really? I only wanted to be nice Xel-KUN!
Xel: *Twitch* Mmmm... not funny...
*Val blinks and looks from one adult to the other, then gurgles and giggles happily*
Fi: *Picks him up* Nice Val-chan! *Tickles him and makes him giggle some more till she hears the door bell ring* Here, *Hands baby to Xellos* Take care of him while I go see who it is.
Xel: *Takes baby* Why can't I go? *Fi rolls eyes for all answer as she hurries out of kitchen to answer door, while Xel focuses his attention on Val, who is drooling* My my! Aren't we icky and slimy! *Bouces knees and baby gurgles* n_n Bouncey!
Fi: *Blinks from doorway when she returns from front door but doesn't come in and instead watches Xellos and Val* ...
Xel: Cute lil fellow, aren't ya? *Smiles at baby*
Val: *Reaches towards his hair and pulls at it* Xel-daddy! Xel-daddy! *Smiles*
Xel: *Blinks* Huh?
Fi: *Suddenly bursts out laughing as she enters* Xel-daddy... good one! *Takes Val away from Xellos whilst she smirks* You should have seen your face Namagomi!
Xel: *Still doing 'blink blink'* Huh?!
Fi:Come on Val-chan! You look tired, lets get you to bed while Xel-daddy recovers*Snickers as she leaves room to put Val to his crib, for it's getting late*
Xel: -_- I'm not his daddy... I'm too young... *Depresses himself at a far away corner*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Zel: Too young? Where does he think he lives? In happy-go-lucky land? Too young... if he's young I'm a new born baby.
Ame: *Starry eyed* Aww... that's so sweet, Zelgadis-san!! *Glomps Zel* If you're a new born baby I'll take care of you! ^0^ *Giggles while Zel blushes and sweatdrops*
DFA: *Rolls eyes* Ame... knock it off... *Turns when she hears a moo-like sound coming from back stage* What the... *Blinks and snickers when she sees Lina-cow drag an unconscious Gourry back on stage*
Lina: *GLARE* Moooo...
Mina-san minus DFA and Gourry: O.o!!
DFA: Told ya to stay away from food Lina-chan! ^-^ Don't worry, the effect passes soon.
Lina: *Puff of smoke surrounds her and when it disperses she's back to normal* Angel-san... that went too far... I'm mad!!! Fire ball!! *Shoots at DFA who dodges*
DFA: ^-^ Fireballing me won't get you any where, Lina-chan! You'll have to go through your mission like Gourry!
Gourry: X_x
DFA: *Sweatdrop* Humm... Ame? Mind recovering him a bit? *Ame does so and DFA goes back to staring at crystal* What are they doing now?
Zel: *Points at crystal* They just discovered there's one bed in the house... one bed and no sofas...
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Bedroom of house... one crib and one bed... trouble)
Fi and Xel: One bed... *Look at each other then at bed again*
Xel: *Broad smile* I'll keep the bed!! *Teleports himself into bed with purple pajamas and smirks at Fi* You're always welcome if you wanna come in, you know! n_n *Snicker* What's keeping you? I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting!!
Fi: *Blush* No way!!! Hentai!! *Does not move an inch as she looks around room in an attempt to find a solution* No... *Looks up at ceailling* ANGEL-SAN!!! I'm not doing it!!!
Xel: Why not? It'll be fun! Then we can go and tell the rest of the dragons that are still alive, and we'll have a party, and... *Begins to ramble as he peeks on Fi out of the corner of a semi-closed eye*
Fi: *Crosses arms over chest* I'd rather sleep standing, thank you very much!!
Xel: Fine n_n *Yawns and makes himself comfortable in bed as he wills light out*
Fi: *Left standing on floor in the dark* ...
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
DFA: *Switches crystal ball out*
Zel: HEY!! I was watching that!
DFA: Don't worry Zelly, I'll switch it back on in a while, but now I need audience to vote! *Whispers at audience* Xel and Fi still have a day to go... and Lina and Gourry are still on famine... Zelly and Ame are next to come, what should they do? ^-~
Ame and Zel: We heard that... ¬_¬
Lina: I heard it too... *Looks wishfully at banquet table which is less than a few meters from her* Aww... I'm hungry!!
DFA: *Sweatdrops* Gourry ain't that bad off, now is he? Gourry? *Looks for him till she finds a yellow haired duck with blue eyes eating up the food the banquet* GOURRY!!!
Lina: *Sees him too and grabs him before he can eat any more* Hey! No fair!! *Hits Gourry-duck over head* Jellyfish... er... I mean duck brain!!
Gourry: *Rubs back of head with wings* Quack... *Twiddles wing feathers* ...
DFA: Anyhow... I'll be back soon, but... I need reviews!! I need a suitable mission for Zelly and Ame!! *Grins* Can't wait to have everyone doing something...
Zel and Ame: *Glare* WE HEARD YOU!! ¬o¬
DFA: Whatever!! ^-^ Bye for now! *Waves at audience and stage becomes pitch-black*
By: Dark fire angel
DFA: I'm back!! *Waves papers in air* And I've got the results of the audience's votes! *Smiles at the Slayers gang sweetly* I bet you can't wait to see who's next, huh?
Mina-san minus Xellos: *Hides when DFA walks in*
Xellos: Oh how nice! I get to watch someone get tortured! *Rubs hands* About time too... *Tries to peek at papers* Angel-san, let me see! Let me see! I wanna know who's next!!
DFA: *Ignores Xellos and holds papers out of reach* Everyone come out now, or else... do you wanna know what 'or else' means?
Mina-san: *Groan but come out of hiding places* -_-
DFA: Much better! *Smile* And now to tell you who's gonna go next ^-^ *Coughs and reads from papers* Lina and Filia are tied with three votes each!!! They'll face their suicide missions next! *Claps hands and cheers*
Lina: What?! *Red aura appears around her* They voted me next?! No way!
Filia: *Drops to floor* Oh no... *Looks at DFA with a terrified expression on her face* What are you gonna make us do, Angel-san?
Zelgadis and Amelia: *Sigh, grin at each other and take their seats around the crystal ball to wait* Thank the gods...
Xellos: *Grins evilly and hovers above Filia* The little Dragon is a scardy cat? *Giggles* Scardy cat! Scardy cat! Nah nah! I passed my mission!! Now it's your turn!! Ha! *Pokes her* Poor lil Dragon... n_n *Grin widens* Oh boy, I am SO gonna enjoy this!
DFA: *Sweatdrops at Xel* Ahem... anyhow *Turns to Lina* For this mission I'm gonna pair you up with Gourry, so don't worry, you won't be alone, *Smiles while Lina blinks and looks at Gourry who's currently poking the crystal ball* You wanna know what you gotta do? *Lina shakes head* You gotta do a 48 hour long famine! With Gourry too!! *Giggles* Wonder which of you two will go nuts first ^-^
Lina: *Groans* I told you I didn't wanna know... *Sighs and sits down on chair* So, how are you gonna prevent us from eating?
DFA: *Evil grin* If you dare so much as LICK or TOUCH food, let's just say it'll have very interesting consequences. On both of you!
Gourry: *Comes up* What did I do?
Lina: *Hits him* Jellyfish brains! *Sighs* Come... I'll explain to you, and you're not gonna like it...
Gourry: *Rubs head* What was that for? *Blinks* What am I not gonna like, Lina? *Gets dragged off into a corner by Lina so she can explain*
Filia: *Attempts to tiptoe away without making sound*
Xellos: *Sees her* Angel-san!!! Fi-chan is trying to escape!! *Points at her and grins*
Filia: *Stops dead and turns around very slowly to face him, fangs bared and tail swishing from side to side in irritation* Why you!! NAMAGOMI!!! How dare you tattle tale on me!! *Swings mace-sama and misses* Stay still!! I'm trying to hit you!!
Xellos: Nope! *Teleport away each time she swings* Free violence, I love it! n_n
DFA: *Puts herself in between both non-humans* Stop!! Fi! Don't kill him! I can't set you your suicide mission if you kill him! *Waves hands*
Xel and Fi: *Both stop* Huh? What do you mean?
DFA: *Releases a sigh* Uff... *Looks at them* You see, I'm gonna pair you both up for this next mission! *Ducks a flying mace*
Filia: No way!!!
Xel: n_n Might be fun! *Looks at Fi* Can I be on top?
Filia: Aaaaaah!!! *Manges to hit him with tail* HENTAI!!! Angel-san! No! I wont do it!!!
DFA: *Sweatdrops* This fic is PG, remember? No lemons Xelly...
Xel: *Picks himself off of ground and pouts* Aww... you're no fun Angel-san... *Suddenly remembers that the mission is still to be st* So, what do we have to do?
DFA: ^-^ You both gotta take care of Val! For two whole days!! BOTH of ya! Together! *Giggles*
Fi: But Val hasn't hatched yet...
DFA: *Snaps fingers and a little 1 year old Val appears in her arms* Hiya little guy! *Giggles* Aww... what a cute little guy... *Tickles under his chin, making the Ancient gurgle happily* ^-^
Fi: *Blinks* Val... *Rushes over and grabs him* Val-chan! You've hatched!! *Hugs him*
Xel: *Fronws at DFA* No way... I'm too young to be a father... I'm no one's father *Glare* No...
DFA: *Snaps fingers again and Fi, Xel and Val disappear* Ha! Let's see if they can make it! *Sits with Zel and Ame to watch crystal as Lina and Gourry come to take their seats too*
Zel: I don't get it Angel-san... where's the torture for the fruitcake and Filia? Taking care of a kid ain't that difficult.
DFA: The torture is that they have to do it together *Snickers* Have you some kind of idea of how difficult it is for them to do anything together? This is gonna be fun! *Waves hand and crystal lights up, showing Fi and Xel in a house*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (In the house)
*Wails can be heard and Fi can be seen rushing up and down*
Fi: Namagomi mazoku!!! This mission was set to you too!! Get to work!! Help me!!! *Hurries into the kitchen to fetch some food for Val*
Xel: You must be jocking, Fi-chan! This is great! I get a free snack, and I don't have to move a finger to get it! n_n *Hovers above Val and smirks*
Fi: *Glare-of-death at Xel before picking up Val from the floor and giving him some milk* Lousy mazoku... *Eyes suddenly widen and she smiles as an idea hits her* Val-chan, don't you think it's a beautiful day today? Look! Birds are singing! Life is wonderful!!
Xel: *Blinks* ...
Fi: *Turns to Xel as she sets Val on the ground* Don't you think it's so, Xel-KUN? It's wonderful to be alive today! *Eyes gleem when she sees Xellos pale visibly* I love my life! Everything is wonderful!! *Dances around Xel chanting 'life is wonderful' over and over again*
Xel: *Pales LOTS* Humm...
Fi: Xelly-kun!! *Glomps the startled mazoku and snickers under her breath* Life is great when I'm with you!!
Xel: *Green replaces his previous pale like state* I think... I'm... *Holds hands over mouth as he runs out of the room* Bathroom!!! I need the bathroom!!! *Locks himself into said room*
Fi: *Brushes herself off while she gazes towards the bathroom door with a self satisfied expression on her face* Ha! Got him! He even forgot to teleport ^-^ *Picks Val up and heads towards kitchen*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back on stage)
DFA: Uff... wow... poor Xellos... *Sweatdrops as she gazes towards Zel* So, how's the score so far?
Zel: Humm... let me check *Looks at tally chart* 5 to 8 for the Fruitcake... rats! Filia is behind! She had better think up some other prank to play on him soon!
Amelia: I think Filia-san will do just fine, she'll be able to handle him! *Justice pose on chair* Good will always prevail!! No matter what!!
DFA: Yeah, well... whatever... what do you think, Lina? *Turns and finds her and Gourry's chair unoccupied* Huh? Where did they go?
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Studio's kitchen)
Lina: *Licks lips as she stares at a table filled with food* Oooh... yummy!! *Advances towards it till Gourry stops her*
Gourry: Lina! That strange winged girl said we couldn't eat! She said it would have strange consequences!!
Lina: To hell with Angel-san!!! I wanna eat!! I NEED to eat!! *Launches herself at food, and the moment she touches it, her body becames that of... a cow...* Moo?! *Blinks* MOO!!!
Gourry: Lina? That you? *Pokes Lina-cow* Gee... told ya it wasn't a good idea...
Lina: *Manages to glare* Moo... MOO!!! *Opens mouth and a fireball shoots out*
Gourry: Cough... cough... *Extra-crispy* X_x
Lina: *Grabs Gourry by neck of shirt with mouth and begins to drag him back towards stage* Mooo... *Vein popping*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back with Xel and Fi... and disaster...)
Xel: *Partially recovered and now sitting and drinking tea* Fi-chan... that wasn't nice... ¬_¬
Fi: *Smiles* Aww... really? I only wanted to be nice Xel-KUN!
Xel: *Twitch* Mmmm... not funny...
*Val blinks and looks from one adult to the other, then gurgles and giggles happily*
Fi: *Picks him up* Nice Val-chan! *Tickles him and makes him giggle some more till she hears the door bell ring* Here, *Hands baby to Xellos* Take care of him while I go see who it is.
Xel: *Takes baby* Why can't I go? *Fi rolls eyes for all answer as she hurries out of kitchen to answer door, while Xel focuses his attention on Val, who is drooling* My my! Aren't we icky and slimy! *Bouces knees and baby gurgles* n_n Bouncey!
Fi: *Blinks from doorway when she returns from front door but doesn't come in and instead watches Xellos and Val* ...
Xel: Cute lil fellow, aren't ya? *Smiles at baby*
Val: *Reaches towards his hair and pulls at it* Xel-daddy! Xel-daddy! *Smiles*
Xel: *Blinks* Huh?
Fi: *Suddenly bursts out laughing as she enters* Xel-daddy... good one! *Takes Val away from Xellos whilst she smirks* You should have seen your face Namagomi!
Xel: *Still doing 'blink blink'* Huh?!
Fi:Come on Val-chan! You look tired, lets get you to bed while Xel-daddy recovers*Snickers as she leaves room to put Val to his crib, for it's getting late*
Xel: -_- I'm not his daddy... I'm too young... *Depresses himself at a far away corner*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
Zel: Too young? Where does he think he lives? In happy-go-lucky land? Too young... if he's young I'm a new born baby.
Ame: *Starry eyed* Aww... that's so sweet, Zelgadis-san!! *Glomps Zel* If you're a new born baby I'll take care of you! ^0^ *Giggles while Zel blushes and sweatdrops*
DFA: *Rolls eyes* Ame... knock it off... *Turns when she hears a moo-like sound coming from back stage* What the... *Blinks and snickers when she sees Lina-cow drag an unconscious Gourry back on stage*
Lina: *GLARE* Moooo...
Mina-san minus DFA and Gourry: O.o!!
DFA: Told ya to stay away from food Lina-chan! ^-^ Don't worry, the effect passes soon.
Lina: *Puff of smoke surrounds her and when it disperses she's back to normal* Angel-san... that went too far... I'm mad!!! Fire ball!! *Shoots at DFA who dodges*
DFA: ^-^ Fireballing me won't get you any where, Lina-chan! You'll have to go through your mission like Gourry!
Gourry: X_x
DFA: *Sweatdrop* Humm... Ame? Mind recovering him a bit? *Ame does so and DFA goes back to staring at crystal* What are they doing now?
Zel: *Points at crystal* They just discovered there's one bed in the house... one bed and no sofas...
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Bedroom of house... one crib and one bed... trouble)
Fi and Xel: One bed... *Look at each other then at bed again*
Xel: *Broad smile* I'll keep the bed!! *Teleports himself into bed with purple pajamas and smirks at Fi* You're always welcome if you wanna come in, you know! n_n *Snicker* What's keeping you? I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting!!
Fi: *Blush* No way!!! Hentai!! *Does not move an inch as she looks around room in an attempt to find a solution* No... *Looks up at ceailling* ANGEL-SAN!!! I'm not doing it!!!
Xel: Why not? It'll be fun! Then we can go and tell the rest of the dragons that are still alive, and we'll have a party, and... *Begins to ramble as he peeks on Fi out of the corner of a semi-closed eye*
Fi: *Crosses arms over chest* I'd rather sleep standing, thank you very much!!
Xel: Fine n_n *Yawns and makes himself comfortable in bed as he wills light out*
Fi: *Left standing on floor in the dark* ...
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage)
DFA: *Switches crystal ball out*
Zel: HEY!! I was watching that!
DFA: Don't worry Zelly, I'll switch it back on in a while, but now I need audience to vote! *Whispers at audience* Xel and Fi still have a day to go... and Lina and Gourry are still on famine... Zelly and Ame are next to come, what should they do? ^-~
Ame and Zel: We heard that... ¬_¬
Lina: I heard it too... *Looks wishfully at banquet table which is less than a few meters from her* Aww... I'm hungry!!
DFA: *Sweatdrops* Gourry ain't that bad off, now is he? Gourry? *Looks for him till she finds a yellow haired duck with blue eyes eating up the food the banquet* GOURRY!!!
Lina: *Sees him too and grabs him before he can eat any more* Hey! No fair!! *Hits Gourry-duck over head* Jellyfish... er... I mean duck brain!!
Gourry: *Rubs back of head with wings* Quack... *Twiddles wing feathers* ...
DFA: Anyhow... I'll be back soon, but... I need reviews!! I need a suitable mission for Zelly and Ame!! *Grins* Can't wait to have everyone doing something...
Zel and Ame: *Glare* WE HEARD YOU!! ¬o¬
DFA: Whatever!! ^-^ Bye for now! *Waves at audience and stage becomes pitch-black*