Suicide Mission
By: Dark fire angel
DFA: Mua ha ha ha!!!! *Maniacal laughter* Here I am again!! And the audience has thought up a mission for Ame-chan and Zelly!! ^0^
Ame & Zel: O.o ECK!! *Both try to hide behind each other, but they fail miserably and they end up falling on top of each other* . Oops.
DFA: *Rolls eyes* Ok, I'll say both your missions, and then I'll watch Filly and Xelly to see how they're doing.
Zel: *Groan* Angel-san, why do we have to do it? I dun wanna!!! .
Lina: *Currently a red bunny-rabbit, glares at Zel, and then holds up a sign that says 'If I gotta go through this horror, it's only fair that you do too!!'*
Ame: *Justice pose* Do not worry, Zelgadis-san!! Love and justice will conquer all! Everywhere! There is no way that we will fail!
DFA: . Ame-chan? I suggest you DON'T do those speeches after I set you your mission, 'cause if you do, well. let's just say you won't enjoy the consequences.
Ame: Huh?! I can't justice speech?! WHY?! *Wails*
Zel: Angel-san, tell us the mission so we can get over with it, and stop being mean to Amelia. *Glare*
DFA: Ok, ok. hold your horses *Watches Amelia continues wailing and sweatdrops* Let's see. Ame-chan, you'll be a mazoku for two days, and Zel you get to be human and accompany her for those two days ^-^
Ame: O.O I dun wanna be a mazoku!!! *Begins running around like mad* NO WAY!!! NO FAIR!!! *Goes into a darkened corner and sulks big time*
Zel: *Blink blink* My suicide mission is that I have to be human?! *Does a victory sign and smirks* YES!! Ha!!
DFA: *Currently sweatdroping like mad* Hum. glad you like your mission, Zel- kun. *Snaps fingers, both Ame and Zel disappear*
Gourry: *Brushing Lina-rabbit's ears* So. what do we do now? *Ties a pink bow on one of Lina's ears* How about we eat? I'm hungry.
DFA: *Switches crystal ball on again, then turns to Gourry* Unless you wanna end up in the form of another animal, I suggest you stay away from food. *Shrug* Your mission is almost over anyhow, so you'll get to eat soon enough, dun worry.
Lina: *Sulks, holds up a sign that says 'I dun like being a stupid rabbit .'*
DFA: Whatever. *Turns to crystal* Time to see Filly and Xelly!! *Coo* Then we'll watch Ame and Zelly ^0^ *Dances around stage* God!! This is so much fun!!
Lina: *Sweatdrops, holds another sign 'Oh yeah. lots of fun, she gets to torture us and we can't do anything about it. FUN .'*
Gourry: Be still Lina! I can't fit you in this dress if you don't stay still!! *Currently trying to dress Lina-bunny up*
Lina: O.o *Holds up sign 'DRESS?!'* Kya! Kya!!! *Throws sign at Gourry and runs off*
Gourry and DFA: *Blink blink* Oh well. *Both turn to crystal*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Fi's still sulking in the dark, Xel still sleeping tight in her bed .)
Fi: *Twitch twitch* Stupid mazoku. *Grumble* My bed. *Growl* Namagomi. I'll get you for this. *Currently glaring at Xel who is peacefully asleep in her bed*
Xel: Zzzzzz. *Turns* Zzzzz. *Mumbles in sleep* Fi-chan no come into bed? *Snore*
Fi: *Mayor twitch* Actually I will!!! *Jumps on bed and throws Xel out of it so that he lands on the floor with a mayor 'THUMP'* Ha! Take that, you mean, dirty thinking mazoku!! This bed is mine!! *Curls and hides under the covers*
Xel: *Blink blink* HEY!!! I was sleeping there! *Pout* Selfish dragon. we could share. I dun wanna sleep on the floor. *Glares at her through the darkness of the room*
Fi: *Hides more under covers and fakes being asleep* Zzzzz. *Mumbles under breath* I'll never share a bed with you.
Xel: *Twitch* Fine, have it your way! *Gets up, grabs the bed and throws it out the window* If you don't wanna share then you can keep that stupid bed!!! There! All yours! *Snaps fingers and a camping bed appears on the floor* I'll take this one. *Goes into it, closes eyes, falls asleep*
Fi: *From outside* NAMAGOMI!!!!! The bed was new!!! Damn you!!!
Xel: *Growls, snaps fingers and ear muffins appear* Stupid dragon. *Puts them on and resumes sleeping*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back on stage. ¬-¬ )
DFA: My my. *Nervous laughter* At least they haven't wrecked the house up yet.
Lina: *Back to normal, taking the pink bow off of her hair* That's the key word, Angel-san, YET *Pulls on the bow* Damn piece of ribbon!! It won't come out!! *Pulls hard on it*
DFA: Let me help. *Takes the bow off* Better?
Lina: *Sulk* No. I'm still hungry, and I wanna eat, and I think I'm gonna die T-T I dun wanna go on with this mission!!! *Grabs DFA by collar and shakes her* I want this to end now!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
DFA: O.o *Gets shaken* Lina-chan. *Shake* Stop. *Shake* It!! *Shake*
Gourry: *Grabs DFA away and sighs* Lina, dun worry so much. The mission is almost over. *Pats her on the head as if she still were a lil bunny* Plus, I think you looked cute as a bunny *Smile*
Lina: *Blush* . *Turns away and pokes the crystal* Where are Zel and Amelia now? *Continues to poke at crystal* Angel-san, I think that the mission you set Zel wasn't as horrible as mine! . That's not fair! If I gotta suffer, everyone should suffer!
DFA: *Peeks from behind Gourry and waves her hand at the crystal so that it will show Ame and Zel* I think Zel-kun's mission is more torturing than yours, Lina. see? *Points at images appearing on crystal* Check it out! *Snicker*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Random city street, we find a justice-loving mazoku and a.. human Zel .)
Ame: *Looks at herself, clothes have been replaced by dark-similar-to- Xellos clothes, not to mention that her overall aspect is more sinister* I'm a. mazoku? *Blinks for a sec, then bursts out crying on the floor* BUUUUUUUUAAAA!!!! Mean Angel-san!!!!
Zel: *Looks at Amelia and shakes his head* Oh come on Amelia, it can't be that bad. it's only for two days you know. *Smile* You'll live through it for sure!! *Actually feeling like singing the 'life is wonderful' song but doesn't*
Ame: *Stops wailing and looks up at Zel* You thin- *Cuts herself off and her eyes go wide and she begins to look him up and down* WHA?! *Points at him* Zelgadis-san!!! Look!!! You're.. you're.. O.O
Zel: Human? *Smile*
Ame: Yeah but. you're a human. a human. *Can help but giggle* Oh my god!! This is so funny!!
Zel: *Blink blink* What's so funny Amelia? I dun get it. I'm a human what?
Ame: *Rolling on floor with laughter, manages to speak in between roars of laughter* You're a human GIRL!!! *Snicker* You're a girl!!!
Zel: I'm a. WHAT?! *Runs to a near fountain and looks at his.err. her reflection* O.O I'm a girl. *Slides down onto the floor, depression lines around him*
Ame: *Manages to calm herself down and sweatdrops* Zelgadis-san. *Currently debating whether she should tell him to stop depressing himself or not* Wow. Zelgadis-san!! You taste great!! *Smiles and stands up* Come on. like you said, it's only for two days! We'll make it, dun worry!! *Is enjoying the meal .*
Zel: *MAYOR sulk*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage again ^0^ MIAU!!)
Mina-san minus Gourry and DFA: O.o *Snicker*
Gourry: Wow. that girl looks cute, what's her name Angel-san?
DFA: *Smile* It's Zelgadis ^-^
Gourry: She's called just like Zel!
Lina: *Thumps him on the head* That's 'cause that girl IS Zel, you dumb, jellyfish brains!! *Looks at DFA* Ok, I take it back, he IS worse off than me. I think you went over the line, Angel-san .
DFA: *Innocent smile* I said he'd be human for two days, but I didn't tell him if he'd be a boy or a girl! So I didn't cheat ^-^
Lina: *Blinks then goes back to the crystal* Ooooook. remind me never to make you mad, Angel-san.
DFA: *BIG smile* Whatever. lets see if Xelly and Filly are still alive *Waves hand, crystal changes scene*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Morning came and house is still there. . For how long? No one know.)
Fi: *Has managed to put bed back in place, and is admiring her handy work* When the Namagomi threw the bed out the window, it landed on me. *Sweatdrop* So it didn't break. oh well, then I suppose it's not that bad *Sighs, takes fresh clothes out of a drawer and advances towards the bathroom whilst humming*
Xel: *Rushes past her* I'll go in first!! n_n *Runs into bathroom, looks door behind him*
Fi: *Blink blink* HEY!!!!! *Glare at door* I was going to use it! Come out!! I wanna take a shower now!!
Xel: *Cracks door open a bit* Then please do! I was gonna take a shower too! If we both take it at the same time, less water will get used up! *Half opens an eye and smirks* So. you gonna come in?
Fi: *Blinks for a sec before a light bulb flashes* Mmmmm. I think I will!! *Lets herself in*
Xel: Huh? *Blink blink* HUH?!
Fi: Awwwww. poor Xel-KUN is speechless? *Smile* He changed his mind? Oh well!! *Pushes him out of bathroom* Then wait outside, lil mazoku!! *Closes door behind her, snickers can be heard from inside*
Xel: . Hey!! *Pout* I can still teleport in, you know!!
Fi: *Sweet voice from inside* Try and I'll give you a nice, nice meal of positive emotions, Xel-kun!! *Sings under shower the 'life is wonderful' song*
Xel: *Murmurs* Damn it. *Begins to stalk off to the kitchen when suddenly he hears Val cry* Wha? *He teleports into the room and watches Val trying to grab a teddy which he can't reach*
Val: TEDDY!!!! *Tries to reach, can't*
Xel: . All this for that stupid bear? *Doesn't move*
Val: *Frowns at the teddy bear then suddenly erupts into high-pitched wails*
Xel: *Winces* Ow!! *Puts hands over ears* Shut up!! I'll give you the bear!! Shut up!!! *Reaches for teddy and gives it to Val* There, you happy?
Val: *Smile* Teddy!!
Xel: Whatever. *Leaves and enters the kitchen* Mmmm. *Smirk* I think I'll make breakfast while Fi-chan is taking her shower!! *Runs around kitchen taking pots and tins* Breakfast will me mine!!!! *Stops* Wait. wrong phrase. I meant. *Cough cough* Revenge will be mine!!!! ^0^
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage! Again .)
Lina: *Sweatdrop* He's good cook? Oh no. Filia's in big trouble.
DFA: . *Says nothing*
Lina: Angel-san? *Poke poke*
DFA: . *Still says nothing*
Lina: HEY!!! I'm talking to you!!! .
DFA: Where's Gourry? I can't see him. *Still looking around* He said he was going to the bathroom, but he's been WAY to long, or so I think.
Lina: *Blinks* I will.err. go look for him! BYE!! *Runs off to look for Gourry* DFA: *Shrug* Oh well, better see how Zel and Ame are doing!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Two girls? O.o Wanna date?)
Zel: *Walking down the street still with depression lines* How could Angel- san do this to me? I'm NOT a girl. *Sulk* And. *Looks at Amelia who is currently licking her lips and hovering by his side* Amelia? Will you please stop hovering?
Ame: *Sweatdrop* I.err. *Drops and walks instead* Sorry. *Looks around* By the way, are you hungry?
Zel: Huh? *Cocks head* Why?
Ame: *Simply points at a nearby ice-cream stand* I want some!!
Zel: *Thinks* Mmmmm. why not? *Walks over with Amelia, both order ice-cream and begin eating*
Ame: Wow!! This is great! *Licks ice-cream till shopkeeper coughs*
Shopkeeper: 4 gold pieces, please.
Zel: *Blink blink* I. *Checks pockets and sweatdrops* I've no money.
Ame: Then- *Gets cut off when two guys give the shopkeeper the money of the ice creams*
Guy1: There! All paid! *Smile* So, you girls wanna come with us for a while?
Cuy2: We'll have fun!
Ame: A date you mean?
Zel: *Twitch, vein popping* . *Grabs Amelia and hides her behind him* NO!! We dun wanna go! Now leave before I.... *Begins cursing while Amelia sweatdrops heavily from behind*
Ame: Zelgadis-san. *Pulls on his sleeve* I don't think you should.
Zel: . *Still cursing* GO AWAY!!!! Leave me alone!!!
Guy1 and Guy2: O.o *Run off*
Zel: *Pant* Damn it. I need some coffee now. *Storms off followed by a happy Amelia still licking her ice-cream*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Fi's house. STILL standing .)
Fi: *Hears noise from kitchen downstairs* What the...? *Manages to put on clothes and run downstairs, only to find both Xel and Val practically swimming in food* Aaaaaaah!!! What happened here?!
Xel: Fi-chan! *Smile* We were bored, so we decided to make breakfast! *Holds up a plate at her* See?
Fi: .o I will not eat that. *Shoves plate away*
Xel: Why not? Val-chan already did!
Val: *Gurgles, grabs more 'food' and eats it*
Fi: O.o ECK!!! *Grabs Val and rushes out of kitchen* Oh no! My baby is poisoned! Oh my god!!!
Xel: . It is NOT poison. *Kitchen suddenly explodes while all 3 are in the hall*
Fi: *Glare* MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!
Xel: *Sweatdrop* Oops. too much spice? *Before another argument can start, Fi, Xel and Val all get teleported away by DFA*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (On stage. DFA has company again ^0^)
DFA: *Switches crystal off* Lina's and Gourry's mission ends in a minute. and as for Xel and Filly. *Points at a mad Dragon trying to laser-breath a fast, smirking mazoku* Their mission ended! So, who'll go next? Up to you!! Zel and Ame still have sometime to go! *Morphs into a blue, winged kitty* MIAU!!!! *Runs off leaving the stage empty*
DFA: Mua ha ha ha!!!! *Maniacal laughter* Here I am again!! And the audience has thought up a mission for Ame-chan and Zelly!! ^0^
Ame & Zel: O.o ECK!! *Both try to hide behind each other, but they fail miserably and they end up falling on top of each other* . Oops.
DFA: *Rolls eyes* Ok, I'll say both your missions, and then I'll watch Filly and Xelly to see how they're doing.
Zel: *Groan* Angel-san, why do we have to do it? I dun wanna!!! .
Lina: *Currently a red bunny-rabbit, glares at Zel, and then holds up a sign that says 'If I gotta go through this horror, it's only fair that you do too!!'*
Ame: *Justice pose* Do not worry, Zelgadis-san!! Love and justice will conquer all! Everywhere! There is no way that we will fail!
DFA: . Ame-chan? I suggest you DON'T do those speeches after I set you your mission, 'cause if you do, well. let's just say you won't enjoy the consequences.
Ame: Huh?! I can't justice speech?! WHY?! *Wails*
Zel: Angel-san, tell us the mission so we can get over with it, and stop being mean to Amelia. *Glare*
DFA: Ok, ok. hold your horses *Watches Amelia continues wailing and sweatdrops* Let's see. Ame-chan, you'll be a mazoku for two days, and Zel you get to be human and accompany her for those two days ^-^
Ame: O.O I dun wanna be a mazoku!!! *Begins running around like mad* NO WAY!!! NO FAIR!!! *Goes into a darkened corner and sulks big time*
Zel: *Blink blink* My suicide mission is that I have to be human?! *Does a victory sign and smirks* YES!! Ha!!
DFA: *Currently sweatdroping like mad* Hum. glad you like your mission, Zel- kun. *Snaps fingers, both Ame and Zel disappear*
Gourry: *Brushing Lina-rabbit's ears* So. what do we do now? *Ties a pink bow on one of Lina's ears* How about we eat? I'm hungry.
DFA: *Switches crystal ball on again, then turns to Gourry* Unless you wanna end up in the form of another animal, I suggest you stay away from food. *Shrug* Your mission is almost over anyhow, so you'll get to eat soon enough, dun worry.
Lina: *Sulks, holds up a sign that says 'I dun like being a stupid rabbit .'*
DFA: Whatever. *Turns to crystal* Time to see Filly and Xelly!! *Coo* Then we'll watch Ame and Zelly ^0^ *Dances around stage* God!! This is so much fun!!
Lina: *Sweatdrops, holds another sign 'Oh yeah. lots of fun, she gets to torture us and we can't do anything about it. FUN .'*
Gourry: Be still Lina! I can't fit you in this dress if you don't stay still!! *Currently trying to dress Lina-bunny up*
Lina: O.o *Holds up sign 'DRESS?!'* Kya! Kya!!! *Throws sign at Gourry and runs off*
Gourry and DFA: *Blink blink* Oh well. *Both turn to crystal*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Fi's still sulking in the dark, Xel still sleeping tight in her bed .)
Fi: *Twitch twitch* Stupid mazoku. *Grumble* My bed. *Growl* Namagomi. I'll get you for this. *Currently glaring at Xel who is peacefully asleep in her bed*
Xel: Zzzzzz. *Turns* Zzzzz. *Mumbles in sleep* Fi-chan no come into bed? *Snore*
Fi: *Mayor twitch* Actually I will!!! *Jumps on bed and throws Xel out of it so that he lands on the floor with a mayor 'THUMP'* Ha! Take that, you mean, dirty thinking mazoku!! This bed is mine!! *Curls and hides under the covers*
Xel: *Blink blink* HEY!!! I was sleeping there! *Pout* Selfish dragon. we could share. I dun wanna sleep on the floor. *Glares at her through the darkness of the room*
Fi: *Hides more under covers and fakes being asleep* Zzzzz. *Mumbles under breath* I'll never share a bed with you.
Xel: *Twitch* Fine, have it your way! *Gets up, grabs the bed and throws it out the window* If you don't wanna share then you can keep that stupid bed!!! There! All yours! *Snaps fingers and a camping bed appears on the floor* I'll take this one. *Goes into it, closes eyes, falls asleep*
Fi: *From outside* NAMAGOMI!!!!! The bed was new!!! Damn you!!!
Xel: *Growls, snaps fingers and ear muffins appear* Stupid dragon. *Puts them on and resumes sleeping*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Back on stage. ¬-¬ )
DFA: My my. *Nervous laughter* At least they haven't wrecked the house up yet.
Lina: *Back to normal, taking the pink bow off of her hair* That's the key word, Angel-san, YET *Pulls on the bow* Damn piece of ribbon!! It won't come out!! *Pulls hard on it*
DFA: Let me help. *Takes the bow off* Better?
Lina: *Sulk* No. I'm still hungry, and I wanna eat, and I think I'm gonna die T-T I dun wanna go on with this mission!!! *Grabs DFA by collar and shakes her* I want this to end now!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
DFA: O.o *Gets shaken* Lina-chan. *Shake* Stop. *Shake* It!! *Shake*
Gourry: *Grabs DFA away and sighs* Lina, dun worry so much. The mission is almost over. *Pats her on the head as if she still were a lil bunny* Plus, I think you looked cute as a bunny *Smile*
Lina: *Blush* . *Turns away and pokes the crystal* Where are Zel and Amelia now? *Continues to poke at crystal* Angel-san, I think that the mission you set Zel wasn't as horrible as mine! . That's not fair! If I gotta suffer, everyone should suffer!
DFA: *Peeks from behind Gourry and waves her hand at the crystal so that it will show Ame and Zel* I think Zel-kun's mission is more torturing than yours, Lina. see? *Points at images appearing on crystal* Check it out! *Snicker*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Random city street, we find a justice-loving mazoku and a.. human Zel .)
Ame: *Looks at herself, clothes have been replaced by dark-similar-to- Xellos clothes, not to mention that her overall aspect is more sinister* I'm a. mazoku? *Blinks for a sec, then bursts out crying on the floor* BUUUUUUUUAAAA!!!! Mean Angel-san!!!!
Zel: *Looks at Amelia and shakes his head* Oh come on Amelia, it can't be that bad. it's only for two days you know. *Smile* You'll live through it for sure!! *Actually feeling like singing the 'life is wonderful' song but doesn't*
Ame: *Stops wailing and looks up at Zel* You thin- *Cuts herself off and her eyes go wide and she begins to look him up and down* WHA?! *Points at him* Zelgadis-san!!! Look!!! You're.. you're.. O.O
Zel: Human? *Smile*
Ame: Yeah but. you're a human. a human. *Can help but giggle* Oh my god!! This is so funny!!
Zel: *Blink blink* What's so funny Amelia? I dun get it. I'm a human what?
Ame: *Rolling on floor with laughter, manages to speak in between roars of laughter* You're a human GIRL!!! *Snicker* You're a girl!!!
Zel: I'm a. WHAT?! *Runs to a near fountain and looks at his.err. her reflection* O.O I'm a girl. *Slides down onto the floor, depression lines around him*
Ame: *Manages to calm herself down and sweatdrops* Zelgadis-san. *Currently debating whether she should tell him to stop depressing himself or not* Wow. Zelgadis-san!! You taste great!! *Smiles and stands up* Come on. like you said, it's only for two days! We'll make it, dun worry!! *Is enjoying the meal .*
Zel: *MAYOR sulk*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage again ^0^ MIAU!!)
Mina-san minus Gourry and DFA: O.o *Snicker*
Gourry: Wow. that girl looks cute, what's her name Angel-san?
DFA: *Smile* It's Zelgadis ^-^
Gourry: She's called just like Zel!
Lina: *Thumps him on the head* That's 'cause that girl IS Zel, you dumb, jellyfish brains!! *Looks at DFA* Ok, I take it back, he IS worse off than me. I think you went over the line, Angel-san .
DFA: *Innocent smile* I said he'd be human for two days, but I didn't tell him if he'd be a boy or a girl! So I didn't cheat ^-^
Lina: *Blinks then goes back to the crystal* Ooooook. remind me never to make you mad, Angel-san.
DFA: *BIG smile* Whatever. lets see if Xelly and Filly are still alive *Waves hand, crystal changes scene*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Morning came and house is still there. . For how long? No one know.)
Fi: *Has managed to put bed back in place, and is admiring her handy work* When the Namagomi threw the bed out the window, it landed on me. *Sweatdrop* So it didn't break. oh well, then I suppose it's not that bad *Sighs, takes fresh clothes out of a drawer and advances towards the bathroom whilst humming*
Xel: *Rushes past her* I'll go in first!! n_n *Runs into bathroom, looks door behind him*
Fi: *Blink blink* HEY!!!!! *Glare at door* I was going to use it! Come out!! I wanna take a shower now!!
Xel: *Cracks door open a bit* Then please do! I was gonna take a shower too! If we both take it at the same time, less water will get used up! *Half opens an eye and smirks* So. you gonna come in?
Fi: *Blinks for a sec before a light bulb flashes* Mmmmm. I think I will!! *Lets herself in*
Xel: Huh? *Blink blink* HUH?!
Fi: Awwwww. poor Xel-KUN is speechless? *Smile* He changed his mind? Oh well!! *Pushes him out of bathroom* Then wait outside, lil mazoku!! *Closes door behind her, snickers can be heard from inside*
Xel: . Hey!! *Pout* I can still teleport in, you know!!
Fi: *Sweet voice from inside* Try and I'll give you a nice, nice meal of positive emotions, Xel-kun!! *Sings under shower the 'life is wonderful' song*
Xel: *Murmurs* Damn it. *Begins to stalk off to the kitchen when suddenly he hears Val cry* Wha? *He teleports into the room and watches Val trying to grab a teddy which he can't reach*
Val: TEDDY!!!! *Tries to reach, can't*
Xel: . All this for that stupid bear? *Doesn't move*
Val: *Frowns at the teddy bear then suddenly erupts into high-pitched wails*
Xel: *Winces* Ow!! *Puts hands over ears* Shut up!! I'll give you the bear!! Shut up!!! *Reaches for teddy and gives it to Val* There, you happy?
Val: *Smile* Teddy!!
Xel: Whatever. *Leaves and enters the kitchen* Mmmm. *Smirk* I think I'll make breakfast while Fi-chan is taking her shower!! *Runs around kitchen taking pots and tins* Breakfast will me mine!!!! *Stops* Wait. wrong phrase. I meant. *Cough cough* Revenge will be mine!!!! ^0^
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Stage! Again .)
Lina: *Sweatdrop* He's good cook? Oh no. Filia's in big trouble.
DFA: . *Says nothing*
Lina: Angel-san? *Poke poke*
DFA: . *Still says nothing*
Lina: HEY!!! I'm talking to you!!! .
DFA: Where's Gourry? I can't see him. *Still looking around* He said he was going to the bathroom, but he's been WAY to long, or so I think.
Lina: *Blinks* I will.err. go look for him! BYE!! *Runs off to look for Gourry* DFA: *Shrug* Oh well, better see how Zel and Ame are doing!
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Two girls? O.o Wanna date?)
Zel: *Walking down the street still with depression lines* How could Angel- san do this to me? I'm NOT a girl. *Sulk* And. *Looks at Amelia who is currently licking her lips and hovering by his side* Amelia? Will you please stop hovering?
Ame: *Sweatdrop* I.err. *Drops and walks instead* Sorry. *Looks around* By the way, are you hungry?
Zel: Huh? *Cocks head* Why?
Ame: *Simply points at a nearby ice-cream stand* I want some!!
Zel: *Thinks* Mmmmm. why not? *Walks over with Amelia, both order ice-cream and begin eating*
Ame: Wow!! This is great! *Licks ice-cream till shopkeeper coughs*
Shopkeeper: 4 gold pieces, please.
Zel: *Blink blink* I. *Checks pockets and sweatdrops* I've no money.
Ame: Then- *Gets cut off when two guys give the shopkeeper the money of the ice creams*
Guy1: There! All paid! *Smile* So, you girls wanna come with us for a while?
Cuy2: We'll have fun!
Ame: A date you mean?
Zel: *Twitch, vein popping* . *Grabs Amelia and hides her behind him* NO!! We dun wanna go! Now leave before I.... *Begins cursing while Amelia sweatdrops heavily from behind*
Ame: Zelgadis-san. *Pulls on his sleeve* I don't think you should.
Zel: . *Still cursing* GO AWAY!!!! Leave me alone!!!
Guy1 and Guy2: O.o *Run off*
Zel: *Pant* Damn it. I need some coffee now. *Storms off followed by a happy Amelia still licking her ice-cream*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Fi's house. STILL standing .)
Fi: *Hears noise from kitchen downstairs* What the...? *Manages to put on clothes and run downstairs, only to find both Xel and Val practically swimming in food* Aaaaaaah!!! What happened here?!
Xel: Fi-chan! *Smile* We were bored, so we decided to make breakfast! *Holds up a plate at her* See?
Fi: .o I will not eat that. *Shoves plate away*
Xel: Why not? Val-chan already did!
Val: *Gurgles, grabs more 'food' and eats it*
Fi: O.o ECK!!! *Grabs Val and rushes out of kitchen* Oh no! My baby is poisoned! Oh my god!!!
Xel: . It is NOT poison. *Kitchen suddenly explodes while all 3 are in the hall*
Fi: *Glare* MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!
Xel: *Sweatdrop* Oops. too much spice? *Before another argument can start, Fi, Xel and Val all get teleported away by DFA*
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (On stage. DFA has company again ^0^)
DFA: *Switches crystal off* Lina's and Gourry's mission ends in a minute. and as for Xel and Filly. *Points at a mad Dragon trying to laser-breath a fast, smirking mazoku* Their mission ended! So, who'll go next? Up to you!! Zel and Ame still have sometime to go! *Morphs into a blue, winged kitty* MIAU!!!! *Runs off leaving the stage empty*