Warning: this is for the perverted, ill, crazy, and humorous people in this world. If you can't handle parodies or even have a sense of humor you should not read on. These are all my views and nothing else.
Hogwarts: The Book of Questions
Certain questions have remained unanswered in the Hogwarts books. Like how many bathrooms are there? OR Where does Draco get all that hair gel? Most questions will be answered in this book. Even your deep questions
Book I
Q: When under the invisibility cloak and holding a lantern underneath it, does any light show?
A: Yes, light does show. The lantern would be invisible but there would be an orb of light coming out of the cloak. Which makes it a little odd at night.
Q: Do the House Elves know how to make a Pizza?
A: Probably. There is at least one or two in the Hogwarts kitchen that know how to make it. Like all House Elves you could just tell them how to make it and it will come out to your liking.
Q: Where does Draco get all that hair gel to slick back his hair?
A: His mother sends him a bottle in the mail every week. She knows how looks are everything in their family.
Q: How long does it take him to do his hair in the morning?
A: Well, I don't spy on Draco (yet). But if he's like every other muggle guy it probably takes him about 10 – 20 minutes depending on the day. We all know how hair can be on a bad day.
Q: Is there any Racism in the school?
A: There most likely is. Everywhere has racial slurs, jokes, and hate. Not all that hate is focused just because you are not a pure blood. From the diversity in Hogwarts I bet there is some racial battles or wars but are not mentioned or even acknowledged.
Q: Are world politics and world wars discussed?
A: Yes, in muggle studies. It's not deeply discussed because the wizarding world politics are more important to the kids. I'm sure a little world history is introduced in either the 6th or 7th years at Hogwarts.
Q: How many bathrooms are there?
A: Enough to accommodate the school or course. There is probably one on every floor or even two. The ones with bathtubs are near every house common room. Teachers have their own bathrooms. Then there are the Prefects bathrooms. There are bathrooms that might be hidden too. None we've never seen or heard of.
Q: Do the Teachers ever get out of the school during the school year?
A: McGonagall, Hagrid, DADA teachers, and others do go to Hogsmead in the past books. Dumbledore does go out for meetings and other stuff. Other than that they are pretty much bound to Hogwarts unless something important comes up and they must leave the grounds.
**That is it for Questions I can think of. If you have any questions that have been boggling your mind about Hogwarts or the wizarding world email me them at warmwinterblood@yahoo.com
Remember these answers would be how I would see it. I will soon start setting up themes to each book depending on how many questions I get.**