Anime and RPGS
The Fashion Club
Chapter I. The "First" Fight
By: DaVe AkA LUnAr (Lunar Shinra)
Last Update: 5/21/01
*Disclaimer* I own none of these characters! And this fanfic was not
meant to insult anyone! So please no flames! It was only meant as
humor!
President: Queen Brahne - Final Fantasy IX
Vice President: Kuja - Final Fantasy IX
Members:
Rinoa Heartilly - Final Fantasy VIII
Celine Jules - Star Ocean 2
Asuka Langley Soryu - Evangelion
Ayanami Rei - Evangelion
Lara Croft - Tombraider 3
Bra - Dragonball Z-GT
Note: I know Asuka does not ALWAYS wear her school uniform! I was
just purposely trying to give her the impression of a schoolgirl
type. - cough - Does Britney Spears come in mind?
Day 1. General Meeting
Setting: Lara's house
Lara: "How the hell did Brahne become the president when she's ugly
as sin?"
Brahne: "Excuse me!? I have INNER beauty. Unlike you slut! The only
man you could get is your butler! Get a door for your room damnit!"
Butler: ::passes by moaning:: "Uh...uh..."
Lara: "Well, unlike yours mine are REAL!"
Brahne: "Yea yet they get bigger everyday!"
Lara: "Your stomach gets bigger everyday!"
Asuka: ::wearing the stupid school uniform she always wears::
Rinoa: ::wearing the same blue outfit she wore everyday for years::
Celine: ::wearing a cheap shower curtain::
Kuja: ::wearing a skirt with black make up::
Bra: ::wearing the red leather outfit as usual::
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Asuka: "Why is Kuja in the club if he's a guy?"
Kuja: "Coz I'm waaay better looking than all of you! ::whips his hair
back::"
Brahne: "Rei! How many times have I told you our main objective is
CLOTHES! So start wearing some!"
Rei: ...
Rinoa: "Hey did anyone notice my new shirt! It really IS new! It's just
I bought a new pair of the same thing cuz I trust my judgement so well
I don't wanna buy cheap clothing of a different brand."
Lara: "Weird how Bra buys so much clothes but always wears the same
thing..."
Day 2. Objective: Umino - Sailor Moon
Setting: Sailor Moon's school
Asuka: "We seriously need to give some more makeovers... we've been
fading away from the public lately..."
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Umino walks to them: "Hidey ho!"
Asuka: "HOE!? ... HEY! You would do great!"
Umino gets dragged into a dark closet.
Kuja: "Oh my! What a pitiful disgrace for a male!"
Lara: "Hypocrite..."
Kuja: "Ok I got the perfect idea!"
1) First they give him a petticure and paint his toes black.
2) They dye his hair dirty blonde and curl it.
3) Add a pink bow on the head and a spiked collar around his neck.
4) Gave him triangle shaped glasses with swirls that go the opposite
direction.
Kuja: "Hmm... and now we just add a silver gown with a leather
jacket and leather green boots!"
Umino runs to show off to Naru.
Naru: "OH MY ******* GOD!!!!"
Kuja: "Another job well done!"
Day 3. Objective: Standards
Kuja: "Alright! Here are the standards for recruits so far!"
Brahne: ::Sitting there lazily, allowing Kuja to do everything cuz
she's too fat too move. Just fans herself.::
Standards:
1. Must have long hair upto shoulders.
2. Must be female.
3. Must weigh under 400000 lbs.
4. Must wear clothes.
5. Must wear make up.
Kuja: "Alright! Everyone gets a paper and they write suggestions for
new standards!"
Rei: ...
Brahne: Must weigh under 900000000 lbs not 40000.
Day 4. Objective: New president
Brahne has been sent to the hospital because of overweight.
Brahne: ::crying:: "NOO! I've become... UGLY!" ::dies after she used
up all her energy from lifting her lips to talk::
Kuja: "Alright we need a new president! It should be me!"
Asuka: "WHAT!? I'm the best looking!"
Celine: "EXCUSE ME!? I'M THE BIGGEST SLUT SO I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!"
Lara: "I'M the biggest slut sister!"
Celine: "No, I am!"
Lara: "I am!"
They continue their arguement like that...
Asuka: "At least I don't wear household items!"
Celine: "You've been wearing that school uniform everyday you homeless!
You have no fashion!"
Kuja sits in his chair with his legs crossed tapping his fingers
arrogantly.
Rinoa: "I should be president because unlike you people I'm the only
one with a guy! TWO GUYS actually!"
Lara: "HEY! I have my butler and he gives me all the love I need!"
Day 5. Objective: Getting a guy to increase their popularity
Kuja and Zidane are in a coffe house. Kuja's treat.
Zidane: ::drinking his coffee like a rude animal:: SLURP! BUURP!
Kuja: ::folds his hands and rests his chin on it, smiling::
"Um... Zidane... I was just wondering... about us..."
Zidane: SLURP!
Kuja: ::pulls his hair back with his long black nails:: "You know...
we've known each other for quite a while... and we have had fun...
right?"
Waitress passing by spills boiling coffee on Kuja.
Kuja: "EEEK! My new dress! ::runs to bathroom::"
Rinoa and Zell are standing in front of a hotdog stand in the streets.
Rinoa: "Oh Zell... thank you so much for asking me out... I've never
had so much fun!"
Zell: "Actually... you just stalked me..."
Rinoa: "Hey Zell... since you're the only guy in the game without
a girl... ::puts his hand on his shoulder:: Squall won't blame you...
I'm just too irresistable..."
Zell: "You got ketchup on your only shirt..."
Rinoa: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Asuka and Shinji are at a noodle shop.
Shinji: "Asuka... since when did you get so nice?"
Asuka: "EXCUSE ME!? I was always nice so don't give me that crap!"
Asuka storms out leaving Shinji with the bill.
Rei walks in naked: ....
Shinji: ::drops his chopsticks::
Celine and Claude are in Rena's house.
Celine: "Claude! Wanna check out what's under my shower curtain?"
Rena: "CELINE!" ::throws Celine out into the pond::
Bra and Gohten are in a movies place.
Bra: "..."
Gohten: "..."
Bra: "That does it! I'm going shopping! ::runs off::"
Lara's spending quality time with her butler.
Butler: "Uh... uh... ho... ho..."
To Be Continued.