Anime and RPGS
The Fashion Club
Chapter II. The Gundam Wing Saga
By: DaVe AkA LUnAr (Lunar Shinra)
Last Update: 6/24/01
Day 6. Objective: Heero Yuy
Setting: Celine's house
Lara: ::starts rubbing herself with the photos while rolling on the
floor:: Mmm... he's so sexy!
Celine: ::staring into the pictures:: I'm like... soooo turned
on...
Kuja: ::is making out with the picture::
Asuka: Whatever! I mean his show is like a ripoff of mine! Evas
rule and Gundams drool!
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Rinoa: Oh puh-lease! He's a 2d character! He's not even real!
Everyone but Rinoa: Uh-huh...
Kuja: ::slobbering:: He's mine! I've GOT to have him!!
Lara: Excuse me! But you'll have to get through THESE first! ::points
to her boobs::
Asuka: Phsh! Whatever! C'mon Rei! Let's go shopping at the School
Uniform store!
Rei: ::naked and just sits there:: ...
Asuka: Fine! I'll go alone! ::storms off::
Next Day
Setting: Outer Space
Zechs and Heero are battling in outer space. They're both babbling
about peace.
Zechs: My goal is true peace! And to destroy those that are the
cause of wars!
Heero: Doing such will only lead to more hatred and wars! Don't
you see!? Blablablablablablablablablabla!
Celine, Kuja, Lara, Bra appear floating in a tiny space pod about
the size of the cargo room in a Gundam.
Celine: Hey Heero! Down here!
Lara: Hey Heero! Can you hear us!?
They all begin yelling Heero's name as the two battle not noticing.
Relena on Earth decides to stupidly stand on a rock, cry out for
Heero in space for no reason and expects him to come to her.
Relena: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole Universe shakes.
Celine: Ack! That hideous noise!!!
Zechs: My ears! I'm death!
Heero: ACK!
While Heero is distracted Zechs takes this opportunity to swing at
him cutting the head part off and Heero go bye bye.
Kuja: Let's retreat for now!
The Fashion Club fly back to Expel.
Day 7. Objective: Revenge on Relena :)
Setting: Cafe in School Uniform mall.
The School Uniform Mall has seven floors with fourty stores in total
to saitisfy all your school uniform needs. o.O
Asuka: ::has like a whole bunch of bags filled with school uniforms::
Celine: Looks like you've been doing a lot of shopping...
Asuka: See! I told you that Heero Yuy was a fool!
Kuja: Yea but still...
Lara, Celine, Kuja and Bra sigh dreamingly.
Asuka: HE'S DEAD! GET OVER IT!
Rinoa: And he was never real to begin with!
Rei: ::naked behind a HUGE banna sundae which she hasn't even touched::
Lara: May I have that...? ::quickly grabs it and tucks it down her
shirt before anyone can see::
Bra: Grr... if only it hadn't been for that stupid Relena Peace of
Crap!
Celine: Yea! I say we kill her!
They go to Relena's birthday party. Relena turns 83 today which is not
technically possible. o.O;
Relena: ::old and exhausted sitting in a wheelchair:: I would like
to thank all my friends and family who have always been there for
me...
Random guest: ::picking on Relena's bad hearing:: Shut up ya old hag!
You're already 83! Why won't ya just die!?
Relena: Anyway... Being that I am the queen...
Another random guest: Screw you b*tch! You call yourself a queen!?
Another random guest: Yea! You're supposed to be speaking for the
people! Don't you realize we want a war!? Screw your retarded ideas
of pacifism! Let's all bomb the colonies!
Everyone: YEA!
All the guests leave, leaving Relena all alone.
Relena: ::blind:: Thank you everyone! But please calm down. Anyway...
::takes out a scroll of paper and begins reading a speech::
A colony hurls into Earth and crashes onto Relena and she goes bye
bye :).
Relena: No!! I'm too young and beautiful to die!
Celine: So much for that...
Lara: I think our plan would have been more fancy...
Bra: Oh well so much for the overdose mental pills we put in her cake.
The guests all come back and start eating the cake.
Lara: Uh-oh... let's get outta here!
The fashion club runs.
To Be Continued...