Anime and RPGS
The Fashion Club
Chapter III. The Tenchi Muyo! Saga
By: DaVe AkA LUnAr (Lunar Shinra)
Last Update: 6/24/01
Day 8. Objective: Allies!
Setting: Lara's house
Kuja: Hmm... look at this! It seems this Tenchi Masaki guy has a lot
of hoes...
Celine: Ew... he's not even cute!
Asuka: Looks like a clueless idiot to me.
Lara: Ooo... but his father is so cute and naughty!
Celine: But then again I wouldn't mind going out with him... that
ponytail makes him look so sexy... You know what that reminds me of...
Kuja: Hey! You're right! I say we move in with this Tenchi dude since
he already has enough hoes. We can be like sister hoes!
Lara: Yea! And then it would be like we have more club members!
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Day 8. Objective: Roomies!
Setting: Oakayama
Ryoko and Ayeka are fighting over Tenchi as a space pod crashes
next to them squashing Tenchi.
Tenchi: x.x;;
Ryoko: Tenchi!
Ayeka: This is all your fault!
Tenchi slowly crawls out and stands up.
The pod's door slams open knocking Tenchi out of the way.
Kuja: ::stepping out:: How nice of you to come and greet us!
Ayeka: Who the hell are you???
Kuja: Allow me to introduce myself!
Celine: ::inside the pod:: Kuja! Would you move away from the door
so we can get out!? It's getting very hard to breathe in here!!
Kuja gets pushes out of the way as the other members flood out of
the pod.
The house is now so overcrowded that they needed Washu to link some
doors to other different demensions to create enough rooms.
Day 9. No Need for Seperate baths!
Setting: Masaki House
Ayeka: There is no way Kuja is going into the woman's bath!
Kuja: But I'm more girl than guy!!
Ayeka: I doubt you are in THAT area! ::points to Kuja's crotch::
Ryoko: Let me check! ::slides his hand down Kuja's thong:: Hey!
There's nothing there!!! It's... so cold down there... ::pulls
her hand out to find it covered with fungus and bacteria:: EEK!!
Kuja: See! I'll prove it to you! ::opens the bathroom door and it does
lead to another demension:: See! It should only work for females!
They all go into the bath together naked especially Rei who was
originally naked. Except for Kuja who's wearing a silk robe.
Ryoko: Hey Kuja! Why are you being so modest?
Ayeka: See! I told you he really is a male! Take it off!
Kuja: EEK! No! ::rubs his legs together::
Ayeka: ::pulls Kuja's robe off::
Everyone gasps in horror. From Kuja's neck to his knees is nothing
but a cloud of mist.
Everyone: AAHHHHH!!! ::runs out without even put their clothes on::
Sakuya: ::pats Kuja on the head:: I know just how you feel...
Nobuyuki: ::passing by:: Hi there ladies! Fiesty, eh?
Everyone: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::runs back::
Day 10. No Need for Bathing Suits!
Setting: Beach
The whole event with Kagato occurs and now everyone's in the episode
with the bikini contest e.e;;.
Celine: Hey! I know why don't we all join!?
Ryoko: You could trryyyy!!! But I'm obviously going to win!?
Lara: ::looking down her own shirt:: Um... do we have to wear a
bathing suit??? I mean... I'm going to need a pretty big one...
::tissues stick out as she quickly tucks it back in::
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Rinoa: Sure! If we get free bathing suits!
Lara picks out a huge scarf to hold up her boobs and all the stuff
she put with it.
Rinoa wears a 2d bikini over her 3d body o.O;;.
Asuka takes a plaid one.
Rei's naked so they just put a transparent one on her. It just sorta...
sags down...
Kuja wears a pink fluffy flowery bikini.
Celine wears her bikini under her shower curtain.
Judge: Alright!!! Now for our lovely contestants!!! Miss Asuka
Langhes!!!
Crowd: ...Ew... school girl type...
Asuka: ::gets mad and does the thing with her fists::
Judge: Now! Celine Jules!
Crowd: OOOoooh... now if only she'd take off that shower curtain and
show us some more...
Celine: ::trips on her shower curtain:: YAHHH!!! ::tries to get in
the booth but her shower curtains too big she has to fold it up::
Judge: Rinoa Heartilly!
Crowd: AHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!
Judge: Lara Croft!!
Crowd: ANOTHER MONSTER!!
Lara: GRRR!!! ::raises her arm and a potato falls out from her shirt::
EEK! ::picks it up::
Nagi: ::jumps in:: I'm in this too!!!
Crowd: ooooh!
Judge: Our last contestant!! Ayanami Rei!!!
Rei: ::comes out, her bikini is gone and she's just naked:: ....
Crowd: ::goes wild cheering::
Judge: And the winner is Ayanami Rei!!!
Rei ::naked:: ...
Ryoko: That does it!! ::attempts to steal prize money::
Lara: HEEY!! ::pulls a gold brick from her bikini and tosses it at
Ryoko hitting her in the head::
Ryoko: AH!!! ::knocked out::
The fashion club escape in the pod.
To Be continued...