Anime and RPGS
The Fashion Club
Chapter IV. Brahne's Will
By: DaVe AkA LUnAr (Lunar Shinra)
Last Update: 7/14/01
Day 11. Objective: Inheritance
Setting: Alexandria Castle
Lawyer: We are... ::sniffle:: here to discuss the will of poor
poor.. ::pretends to burst into tears::
Garnet: Oh shut up and just read the will! I just wanna hear that I
get all the money and become QUEEN!!!
The fashion club: Grr...
There's a huge ugly portrait of Brahne on the wall.
Kuja: MUST they put that there!?
Lawyer: ::sits up straight:: Very well then. Eh-hum.
Hello everyone. It's me your beautiful Queen yatta yatta...
Garnet: ::slams the table with her huge fat head:: GET TO THE POINT!
Lawyer: To my dear... precious... beautiful daughter Garnet...
Garnet: What a lying whore! I know she hates me! She neglected me all
my life.
Laywer: I leave...
Garnet: ::gets all excited she pees in her suspenders:: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Lawyer: My... favorite blond wig...
Garnet: WHAAAATTT!?!?!?!?!? THAT B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Kuja: ::giggle::
Lawyer: And as for my beloved friends...
The fashion club: Awww....
Lawyer: That g*y freak Kuja...
Kuja: ::flashes eyes:: Excuse me! What are you an immigrant!? ::whips
his hair back and walks away swaying his hips:: Freak...
Lawyer: That whore with fake boobs Lara....
Lara: WHY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! ::steam comes out her shirt::
Lawyer: That stuck up cocky schoolgirl Asuka...
Asuka: ::does the thing with her fists::
Lawyer: That nudist Rei...
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Lawyer: That Celine that sucks at magic...
Celine: OH YEA!?!?!??! THAT THAT B*TCH!!! ::casts explosion burning
the whole room::
Lawyer: That blue asian slut Rinoa...
Rinoa: FF8 RULES!!!! FF9 SUCKS!!!
Kuja: Watch yo mouth!
Lawyer: That cheap animated dragonball character Bra...
Bra: ::starts cursing in japanese::
Laywer: I divide all my money into equal shares among them.
The fashion club: Woo-hoo!
Lawyer: ONLY... if they spend one night in my haunted castle where
they'll be given fancy dining, hottubs and massages.
The fashion club: That sounds great!!!
Lawyer: With seven guys...
The fashion club: Even better!
Lawyer: Which happen to be Brahne's ex-boyfriends...
The fashion club: ...?
Lawyer: And let's just say SHE dumped them!
The fashion club: AHHH!!! ::head for the door::
Kuja: I gotta be going! Have to get my nails done!
Lara: I hafta go meet with my plastic surgeon!
Lawyer: Wait! Just think what this could mean for you! Not just the
money but the power! The fame! You'll be queens!
The fashion club: Alrighty then! ^^
Lawyer: Now then... BOYS! Come on out!
Seven EXTREMELY ugly hair guys step out wearing bikini briefs that are
too small.
The fashion club: 0.0!!!
Lara: ::drools:: I want them all!!!!
The rest of the fashion club: ....
Garnet: ::gasps!:: AMARANT! How could you!?
Amarant: ::shrugs:: Hey... she had a HUGE ass!
Night 11. Objective: Dates
Setting: Alexandria Castle
Kuja: ::crosses his legs:: I love shopping and wearing silk. I like
shaving and hot sex with muscular men!
Ugly guy number 1: ::puts on woman's clothing:: And I like to
crossdress!
Kuja: ::gasps:: What a coincidence! Me too!!! I think we'll make a
great couple! ::starts unbuttoning the back of his dress::
Rei: ::Naked:: ...
Ugly guy number 2: So... that's a nice bod you got there...
Rei: ::Naked:: ...
Ugly guy number 2: Can I... touch it? ::reaches over::
Rei: ::forcefield surrounds her and hits ugly guy::
Ugly guy number 2: EEEK! My pecs! ::wax pecs melt off::
Lara: ::ontop of ugly guy:: You know... You're better than my butler!
OOOOOH!
Ugly guy number 3: SUCH TORTURE!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!
Lara: ::pulls out sex toys from her shirt::
Asuka: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Ugly guy number 4: Heehee! Don't be shy... PPUUURRRR... You said you
wanted a massage... ::reaches for her back::
Asuka: ::kicks his weak body into the pool and runs off::
Ugly guy number 4: HELP! IM DROWNING!!! ::drowns in the kiddy section::
Celine: Stop that~!~!
Amarant: Heehee! Lemme see under your shower curtain::
Celine: ::playfully pushes him away:: So naughty!!! ::runs off::
Come catch me~
Garnet: ::outside climbing a tallass tree:: I've come to collect what's
rightfully mine!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tree gets hit by lightning and breaks into two.
Garnet: AAIIIIEIIEIEIEIEIE!!!! ::falls ten stories into the moat::
Garnet: ::runs up the stairs through the main entrance:: 1,024,235...
1,024, 236... ::collapses:: So... tired...
A white blanket falls ontop of her.
Amarant: ::sees her thinking she's Celine:: There you are! ::starts
raping her::
Garnet: EEEEKKKK!!!! GET OFFF!!!!! ::whacks him to death with her rod::
Garnet continues running and passes by Lara straddling one of the ugly
guys: EEEWWWWWW!!!
Lara: Hey there~ wanna join little girl? Nice head!
Garnet: ::runs off to the throne room::
The fashion club is already there.
Celine: Ha! Caught you in the act!
Asuka: Hey where's Lara?
Everyone: ...
Lara's voice from across the hall: OOOOH YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!! YYYYESSSS!!
OOOOOHHHHHH BBBBBAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugly guy's voice: SAAVVVEEE MEEEEE FROM THIS TORTURE!!!!!!!
Everyone: ::sweatdrop:: ....
While everyone's distracted Garnet opens an icebox revealing all of
Brahne's most deepest treasures.
Everyone: ::gasps::
Garnet: WTF IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!? She always told me not to touch this!!
There's nothing in the icebox but loads and loads of food.
Garnet: OOOHHHH... Sugar suckers... ::suck suck:: ACK! It's stale
and frozen! ::lollipop is stuck to her tongue:: Wa def fuh?!
Lightning strikes the whole castle and it begins to fall in.
Lara: OOOOHHHH YYYYEESSSS!!! TAKE ME ON A RIDE!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Next day...
Lara: ::stretches:: MMMM!!! That was great! I had SUCH a good night's
sleep!
The ugly guy she was with is dead under her.
Lawyer: Since NONE of you spent the full night IN the castle... The
money is donated to charity.
Everyone: WHHATTT!?
Lara: Oh well... I had my one night of fun.
They all gang up on Lawyer and beat him up.
Brahne's ghost show up even fatter than ever: Please stop fighting
over me!
Garnet: YOU B*TCH!!! ::Destroys the ghost with artificial sunlight
absorbed by her big head::
To Be Continued.