Anime and RPGS
The Fashion Club
Chapter VII. The Second Rivalry
By: DaVe AkA LUnAr (Lunar Shinra)
Last Update: 8/20/01
Day 14. Objective: More recruits
Setting: Empty Night Club
Asuka: ::sleeping in a pile of application forms::
Bra: "Wow! Just look at all these requests to join our club!"
Celine: "Yes! Everyone wants to be fashionable just like us!"
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Kuja: "Doesn't it feel so much freer now that Brahne died of fatigue
from that contest?"
Asuka: "Hell yea! The stupid b*tch never stood a chance against my
superior skills and many talents!"
Bra: "We even got to see a side of Rei we never knew existed!"
Rei: ::naked:: ...
Kuja: "Whatever! She's a lousy cheater trying to act all innocent
like nothing happened!"
Lara: "YEESSS! I feel so much freeeer!!!!" ::starts bouncing up and
down with her boobs jiggling and millions of household items
falling out of her shirt::
Asuka: ::looking through the forms:: "What the-!? Misato!!!? Why that
stupid ugly manly witch! Probably needs some fashion tips to steal
my precious Kaji!!!"
Celine: "Hahahaha! You are indeed sad. Can't even get your own man."
Lara: "Yes indeed my way is if they resist then the woman's the
one that has to do the raping!"
Kuja: "Tee-hee I prefer to be grabbed into a dark alley and have him-"
Lara: "EW! Kuja what are you!? A transexual! That's our job! To pull
men into dark allies and seduce them til they're start crying."
Asuka: "Enough with your silly fetishes! We should start picking
out some of these applications."
The interviews begin as the Fashion Club calls up all the applicants.
Interview 1. Jill Valentine - Resident Evil 3
Lara: "Why do you feel you should be in the club?"
Jill: "Coz if you don't let me in I'm gonna f*ck up your face with an
extremely heavy rocket launcher that I take literally FOREVER to pick
up let alone aim the damn thing!"
Lara: ::grabs a mallet from her shirt:: "WATCH IT SISTA! I'M PREPARED
FOR THESE KINDA SITUATIONS!" ::jumps on desk and positions herself
so her legs are spread out for the audience::
Audience: "OOOHHH!!~!"
Lara: "Heehee~!" ::blows kisses::
Jill takes this opportunity to blast her head off with the rocket
launcher.
Celine: "Oh my god you killed Lara!"
Asuka: "You bastard! Or not..."
Kuja: "Hooray!"
Headless Lara: ::pulls out a spare head from her shirt and screws it
on::
Asuka: "NEXT!"
Jill gets thrown out.
Interview 2. Nemesis - Resident Evil 3
Asuka: "What's your name?"
Nemesis: "STARS!"
Asuka: "Um... profession?"
Nemesis: "STARS!"
Lara: ::passes by:: "You want STARS? I'll give you STARS!"
Jill: "BITER!!!"
Lara takes Nemesis to the dark room to show him some "stars."
Asuka: "NEXT!"
Interview 3. Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin - Resident Evil 2
Celine: "Hi there."
Claire: ::in most squeaky and annoying voice ever:: "Tee-hee hi there."
Sherry: ::in loud deep voice:: "SHUTTUP CLAIRE AND STOP TALKING LIKE
A WUSS!"
Claire: "Hee-hee. I'm so sorrie lil sherrie."
Celine: "Umm... we'll call you!"
Asuka: "NEXT!"
Sherry and Claire get thrown out.
Sherry: "HAPPY NOW!? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Claire: "Boo-hoo. I'm so sorrie swty."
Sherry: "SORRY THIS B*TCH!" ::tosses the grenade in her mouth::
Interview 4. Nabiki - Ranma 1/2
Celine: "Why do you want to be in the club?"
Nabiki: "For the money. It's all about the money. Money is all that
matters."
Celine: "I see..."
Nabiki: "I'll give you these perverted pics of Happousai if you let me
join."
Lara: "You're in!"
Nabiki: "But you'll have to pay me 10 thousand yein."
Lara: "DAMN!"
Happousai zooms through the room stealing everyone's lingerie.
Kuja: "EEEK! I wasn't wearing anything but that!"
Asuka: "NEXT!"
Interview 5. Happousai - Ranma 1/2
Happousai: "I wanna join for the hot girls! I'll do all your laundry
for you!"
Kuja: ::crossing legs wearing white lingerie:: "This club is for girls
only you transexual!"
Happousai: "I'll do all your laundry for you!" ::steals the lingerie::
Kuja: "EEEKK!!!" ::sissy slap::
Lara takes Happousai into the dark room.
Asuka: "NEXT!"
Interview 6. Black Luna - Lunar: SSSC
Kuja: "Love the outfit! Do you have any skills?"
Black Luna: "Just my beautiful voice! OOOHHhoooHhHhoOHHhOoOhHhhHooohh!"
Kuja: "AAAHHHHHHH!!!" ::covering ears and screaming like a girl::
Black Luna gets thrown out.
Asuka: "NEXT!"
Interview 7. Etoile - Rhapsody
Rinoa: "Hi."
Etoile: "UGH! I thought this was supposed to be a FASHION club! Such
cheap clothes!"
Rinoa: "WHAT!?"
Etoile gets thrown out.
Interview 8. Mei Lin - Card captor Sakura
Lara takes Mei Lin into the dark room and comes out moments later.
Lara: "OOPS! My mistake..."
Asuka: "Ne..." ::tired from saying that so many times::
Lara: "You know you don't have to yell all the time. You're such a
loudmouth."
Asuka: "LOUDMOUTH!?" ::starts cursing in german::
Interview 9. Aya Brea - Parasite Eve
Celine: "Why do you run like that???"
Asuka: "NEEE-XXX-TTTT!"
Aya begins running out of the club but takes forever coz she runs
so slow.
Asuka: ::waiting:: ...
Aya: "...Almost..."
Aya FINALLY reaches the doorknob.
Asuka: "LET ME HELP YOU!" ::whacks Aya with a fan sending her to the
top of the Chrysler Building::
Interview 10. Kid - Chrono Cross
Celine: "Would you stop talking with that stupid pirate's accent!?"
Kuja: "EW! Such a tomboy! Act your own sex damnit!"
Asuka kicks Kid's arse so hard she kisses the moons.
Asuka: "NNEE-XXX-TTTTT!!"
Interview 11. Wufei - Gundam Wing
Kuja: "Um... like we said... this is for GIRLS only!"
Wufei: "That is injustice! I will tell you what justice is! Yatta
yatta bs crap some stuff talk talk blahblah!"
Lara takes Wufei to the dark room to show him her ideal "justice."
Asuka: "Next!!"
Interview 12. Essie - Who knows...
Lara: "AAAHHHH!!!!"
Essie: ::clings:: "Sister! Will you take me to the Dark room also?"
Kuja: !
Essie: "GASP! KUJA MY LOVE!" ::clings::
Kuja: "AAAHHHH!!!!" ::whacks Essie all the way to the other side of
the planet::
Asuka: "...next..."
They all faint from fatigue.
Celine: "No more..."
Lara: "C'mon! I wanna go into the dark room more!"
Kuja: "Go by yourself..."
Lara: "Hey! Great idea! Why didn't I think of it sooner?" ::runs into
the dark room::
Lara comes back out moments later VERY happy.
Day 15. Objective: Rest
Setting: Spa
The Fashion Club members are all sitting in the hottub.
Asuka: "So... tired... the whole day and all we managed to get was
one new member..."
Nabiki: ::playing with her beaded chart thing::
Rinoa: "Nabiki... ever heard of a calculator?"
Nabiki: "Did you know that the club spends about 1000000000 yein
monthly just to pay for Lara's surgery bills?"
Celine: "Stop with the yein talk!" ::bathing with her shower curtain::
A naked guy jumps into the tub and starts hitting on Asuka.
Asuka: "AAHHHH!!! What are you doing here!? You perv! KAJI SAVE ME!"
The Fashion Club looks up to see themselves surrounded by naked
guys.
Lara: "Heaven..."
Man: "You do realize this is the MEN's bath..."
Club except Lara and Rei: "AAAHHHHH!!!" ::run out and drags Lara
along::
Lara: "You people are no fun!"
Day 16. Objective: Conduct a music video
Setting: Lara's house
Lara: "We need something to tell the world just how slutty we are!"
Asuka: "How about a music video?"
Everyone: "YEA!"
Rinoa: ::holding the camera and try very hard to balance it::
The set is just a pink wall with a cheaply drawn heart on it.
Celine: ::trying to rap:: "Where's all my soul sistas? Lemme hear
y'all flow, sistas." ::tries to snap but her nails get in the way::
Bg chorus: ::extremely loud and all out of tune:: "Hey sista,""soul
sista" "go sista" "hey""sista""soul sista"
Kuja skips infront of the cheap heart wearing pantyhose and a feather:
"He met Marmalade down in ol' Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go, oh uh uh
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya, da da (hey hey hey)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya here (here, here)
Mocha chocalata ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade"
Bg Chorus: ::TRYING to speak french:: "Vuulz vuz cosher avez moe"
Celine tries to enter through the heart but bangs her head.
Rinoa: "You idiot! It's just a drawing."
They drill a tiny hole in the wall.
Lara: "NNNOOO!! My wall!"
Celine: ::squeezes through the hole wearing nothing but her shower
curtain:
"He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, swear he started to freak, yeah
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya, da da (da da da)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya here (oh oh yeah yea)
Mocha chocalata ya ya (ya-a-a, yeah, yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade, ah"
Switches to a scene with Celine in the canopy bed trying to fit
her curtain it it.
Lara prances in through the hole in the wall wearing a nothing but
a T-shirt:
"He come through with the money and the garter bags
Let him know we 'bout that cake straight out the gate, uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high-heeled shoes, get love from the dudes
Four bad-ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sistas, soul sistas, better get that dough, sistas"
Camera switches to the scene with Lara sitting in the chair and her
butlet brings stuff to her.
Lara:
"We drink wine with diamonds in the glass by the case
The meaning of expensive taste
You wanna gitchie, gitchie, ya ya
Mocha chocalata, what
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time, c'mon" ::Takes the necklace:: ::takes the butler too::
Butler: "Ohh noo... not again."
Chorus: "Marmalade! Lady marmalade! OOOHHH!!!!"
Rei ::walks in naked:: ...
Everyone: ...
Dead silence.
Bra: "Erm... let's just skip her part..."
Camera switches to Lara.
Lara: "Kuja... Celine... ME! ... Rei ... Misdemeanor here."
Everyone runs infront of the camera and crowd up so much they break
the wall with the heart down and lands on the butler in the kitchen.
Butler: "Uhhh......"
Everyone: "Creole Lady Marmalade, ooooh, yes-ah!!!!!" ::ceiling falls
on them::
Kuja: "That was fun getting to wear a pantyhose!" ::prances::
Lara: "Yea... too bad Rei forgot her lines."
Asuka: "I should've been in it!"
Celine: "Let's get some popcorn and watch the video!"
Kuja: "Yea! And afterwards we can have pillow fights in our underwear!"
Rinoa: "Oops... I kinda forgot to put the film in the camera..."
Everyone: "WHAT!?"
Nabiki: ::starts calculating expenses to repair the wall::
Bra: ::watching Destiny's Child Bootylicious video:: "GRRR! Look at
those wannabes trying to be sluttier than us!"
Lara: "I know right! It just burns me up!"
Rei: ::naked:: ...
To Be Continued.