Anime and RPGS
The Fashion Club
Chapter VII. The Persona 2 Saga
By: DaVe AkA LUnAr (Lunar Shinra)



A/N: Eternal punishment not Innocent Sin. The chapter numerals
were all ahead by one because I took down one of the chapters in
between and I'm too lazy to change em all :P.

Day 17.
Setting: Some grassy field.

The fashion club is just relaxing in the sun. Wearing bikinis even
though it's 20 degrees waiting for some guys to pass by and stare at
them.

Asuka: "Honestly! Being TOO beautiful is just SSOOOO tiring!"

Lara: "My chest hurts... I can't take this much more..."

Nabiki: "We're wasting lots of valuable money making time!"

Rei: ::naked:: ...

Bra: "It's not fair! Why does my brother get to be in so many yaoi
doujinshi yet no one appreciates me!" ::cries::

Kuja: ::rubbing on suntan lotion:: "We need a vacation!" ::all these
dirty pidgeons cling to him:: "AAHHH!!!"

Celine: ::sighs:: "Let's face it! This isn't working out! Maybe we
should take a break from being beautiful."

Rinoa: ::sniffle:: "Is it really that bad!?"

Asuka: "Hmph! I could NEVER stop being beautiful no matter how hard
I try. Hahaha! Coz I'm Asuka Langhley Sohryu- ::starts wandering off
and speaks a whole mess of things in german::"

Bra: "NOBODY NOTICES MEEE!!!"

Nabiki: "A vacation!? We can't waste our money on that!"

Lara: ::points:: "Hey! That guy over there's been staring at us! Come
over here cutie!"

Guy: ::turns out to be Misato from eva::

Everyone: "AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"

Misato: ::flexes her muscles:: "I wanna join the fashion club!"

Everyone: "EEWWWWWW!!! HEELLL NOOOOOO YOU UGLY SHE-MALE!!!"

Misato: "I'll give you all free beer!"

Everyone but Asuka: "ALRIGHT!!"

Asuka: "NOOO!!! Don't be blinded by her evil ways!!"

Touji and Kensuke from eva: ::pops out of bushes:: "Miss Misato's sooo
gorgeous!"

Asuka: "ANTA BAKA!!?!? ARE YOU ON CRACK OR SOMETHING!?!?!" ::smack::

Bra: "PEOPLE! DON'T YOU CARE WHAT I THINK!?!?!?!?! So what if my family's
so messed up we're all named after underwear!? So what if I look like
my mom!? So what if I can't transform into super saiyajin!!!?? Doesn't
anyone care!?!?! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!"


Day 18.
Setting: Dance studio

Misato: ::getting drunk and trying to tempt Kuja::

Kuja: "Oh no! I'll stick to my diet pepsi!"

Misato: ::stuffs it into his mouth::

Kuja: ::gets drunk with Misato::

Asuka: "Let's go to Tokyo-3 for our vacation to see Kaji!!"

Misato: "I HATE KAJI!"

Kuja: "No! Not again! Not after what happened last time we went!"

Misato: "I HATE KAJI!"


---Flasback:

Kuja: ::timidly steps off the plane::

People lined up everywhere clapping: "CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!"

Kuja: ::blushes so much:: "Oh my! Please stop your embarassing me!
I didn't think my new perfume would be THIS affective!"

People: "CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!"

Kuja: "AAAAHHHHH!!! STOP THE INSANITY!!!" ::passes out::

Lara hops off the plane.

People: "CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!"

Lara: "Oh thank you! You like me! You really like me!" ::strikes pose::

People: "CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!"

Lara: "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"

People: "AAAHHHH!!!" ::gets scared and runs away::

Lara: "Hey wait! Come back!"

-----Present:

Kuja: ::shutters from remembering::

Lara: ::sighs dreamily as she strikes a stupid pose yet again::

Celine: ::bursts into the room as she slips across the waxed floor
and crashes into a mirror::

Nabiki: "Oh great! Another expense we have to pay!"

Bra: "Helloooo???" ::waves arms::

Misato: "I HATE KAJI!"

Lara: ::starts babbling on about some random topic::

Bra: ::steps right infront of Lara:: "Hellloooo???"

Lara: ::doesn't seem to notice::

Celine: "I've got it!! A letter from some person named Nezu saying she
wants an interview! We'll be even more famous!"

The fashion club skips off to meet up with Nezu.


Setting: Street

Lara: ::can't see where she's going due to overstuffing her shirt
and crashes into someone:: "AAAHHHH!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU
SKANK!"

Person: "AUGH!" ::little fairy sprite with tatoo and make up::

Green text start appearing below her: Trish. Stuck up fairy that
loves money. She sucks as a healer especially since she keep ripping
people off. I'm getting Deja Vue.

Kuja: ::blinks:: "A bio? How interesting! I wanna see mine!"

Green text: Kuja. Gay.

Trish: "How dare you!?" ::holds out her cheap little wand that was
broken in half and she attempted to tape back together:: "Hmm... I
will make your worse nightmare come true! I will spread a rumor that
Brahne is alive!!"

Lightning.

Organ music.

Babies cry.

Dogs bark.

Gasps.

Fashion club: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Trish: "So long suckers!" ::picks up a garbage can and tosses it's
contents into the air as she runs off::

Rinoa: ::blinks:: "Nice exit."

A HUGE object lands falls from the sky and lands on Rinoa crushing her.

Nabiki: "Yay! Now we get money from the life insurance company!"

Huge figure is... Brahne!!!

Fashion club: "AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Lara: ::shaking:: "So the rumor DID come true!?!?!"

Brahne: "Mwahaha! Actually I managed to lose a lot of weight in the
underworld! Thanks to this!"

Brahne: ::holds out Borgan's bromide where he's taking a bubble
bath::

Lara: ::drool::

Brahne: "Yes! This was my ray of hope! I kept staring at it and I just
got so hot that I sweated 50 lbs of weight!"

Borgan's bromide glows in the light all holy-ish.

Nezu: ::pops up from behind a bush wearing her michael jackson suit::
"I'm Nezu! I work for this company!" ::holds up cheap napkin with
some words scribbled on it::

Brahne: ::knocks everyone of the way with her huge belly:: "I'd be happy
to do an interview!"

Nezu: "AAHHH!!!" ::rips off the suit and reveals her mouse costume::
"CCCHHHHHHHUUUUUUU!!!"

Brahne: "AWWW! That's so cute! I could just eat it all up!"

Fashion club: ::takes this opportunity to escape from Brahne::

Iron Mouse: "Give me your starseed!" ::shoots cheap little fireballs
from her bracelets::

Brahne: ::eats it:: "Yum!" ::feels weird::

A huge tub of lard falls out from Brahne's head.

Iron Mouse: "EEEWWW! That's a starseed!?"

Brahne transforms into Sailor Fatass ugly bitch as two little sailor
collar things appear around her neck.

Iron Mouse: "Oh well! Time for some hot phone sex!" ::runs into
a telephone booth as the door closes and the windows begin to
steam up::

Iron Mouse: "Bai bai!" ::about to disappear just when-::

A cheap rose hits the telephone booth and magically breaks it with
it's awesome power.

Iron Mouse: "AHHH!!!"

Kuja: "Why are we still here?"

Lara: "I just wanted to hear the phone sex!"

Iron Mouse: "GRRR!!" ::throws old fashioned 70's phones at them::

Borgan's bromide shines.

Sailor fatass ugly bitch: "BORGEEE!!!" ::gets healed and transforms
back::

Brahne: "BEAUTIFUL!!!!"

Iron Mouse: "I'll get you next time!" ::disappears in a telephone
booth::

Happousai zooms through the room stealing everyone's lingerie.

Happousai: ::sees Ulala the lingerie GODDESS:: "OOO!!!" ::chases::

Etoile: ::steps out from the men's bathroom across the street::
"Hohohohoho! If it isn't the so called fashion club!"

Celine: "What are you doing here!?"

Etoile: "Well since I have nothing better to do! I just stalk people
since I have no lives. Aren't I great!? Hohohoho!"

Sara: ::pops out of trash can:: "THAT'S MY JOB!!"

Everyone: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" ::runs::

Sara: ::smirk:: "You know if I didn't know any better I'd think you
were all avoiding mee!" ::stalks"


Setting: Another area of the park

Celine: ::pant pant:: "Who the HELL was that!?"

Asuka: ::pant pant:: "I don't know but she was scary looking!"

Sara: "HIYA!!"

Green text: Slut wannabe that tries to attracts guys by wearing
slutty clothes but since she can't afford any she just paints em
on when dirt. I'm getting Deja Vue.

Kuja: "EWWW! She's shedding!"

Sara: "OOPS! Stupid wig!" ::attempts to glue it back on with cheap
sticky gum::

Fashion club:: ::runs::


Setting: Some fountain at some park

Trish: ::pops out of a water fountain:: "Mwahaha! Now you know the
wrath of Trish!!"

Fashion club: "PLEASE! We'll do anything! Just get rid of THAT!"
::points to Brahne::

Brahne: ::pretends to be a big stuffed animal so she could eat all
the little kids::

Trish: "Hahaha! It doesn't matter what you do! All I want is money!
Waaayyy too much money for you to save up! I love money more than
anything!"

Nabiki: "GASP! Me too!"

Etoile and Lemina Ausa (from lunar2): ::pop out from the bushes::
"GASP! Me too!"

Etoile: "I don't love men! I love money! Hohoho!!"

Nabiki: "We're wasting time! Who cares about fashion! Let's all start
a big monopoly to rip people off with defective products!"

Nabiki, Trish, Lemina and Etoile run off to do just that.

Lara: "Hmm... too bad... and she provided us with such nice pictures
of Happousai. Especially that one where he was skinnydipping."

Brahne: ::sighs dreamingly:: "Borgan..." ::fans herself while staring
at the bromide::

Asuka: "So this means we're stuck with HER AND Misato!? In exchange
for Rinoa and Nabiki!? Ugh! What a bad day!"


Day 19.
Setting: Treno Inn

Asuka: "I can't take much more of this! Someone kill me if not that
fat piece of blubber!!"

Brahne: ::eats everything in sight::

Celine: "Look at this! We've recieved another letter from someone
who wants to interview us! Some person named Maya Amano."

Rei: ::naked:: ...

Kuja: "Oh well... better than staying here."


Day 20.
Setting: On the way to meet up with Maya

Fashion club: ::passing by a park when they find someone in their way::

An ugly girl walks up and down two cardboard boxes that are lined
up together. A three second song is being played over and over again on
the radio.

Green text: Ellen. She looks like a fricking alien. With that pale
skin and that huge head. And those tiny android eyes. Supposedly a
model but she always wears that cheap jungle exploration outfit.
How could someone so ugly be a model. I'm getting Deja Vue.

Ellen: ::sways her hips as she walks then stops and snaps her fingers::
"OH! How elegant! AHHH!" ::Falls off her boxes::

Fashion club: "..." ::Walks away scared::

Shadow Ulala: ::getting high:: "OH! Hey OH! Kids! Wanna get OH! High!?
OH!"

Green text: Ulala's shadow. Acts like she's on some serious drugs and
loves to shout "OH!!" I'm getting Deja Vue.

Kuja: "Oh nooo! I'm a GOOD girl!"

Shadow Ulala: "OH! But OH! Doesn't it feel SOH! GOOD!? OH!"

Lara: ::slaps Shadow Ulala:: "NO!"

Spotlight appears over Lara.

Lara: "I admit I've done some pretty awful things! But NEVER EVER
EVER would I be desperate enough to do drugs!! That's right kids!
Drugs can seriously mess you up! No matter how crazy the fashion
club is we will NEVER support drugs!!" ::strikes stupid pose::

(Lara gets jumped the next day: "DAMNIT! Why didn't they rape me
while they were at it!?")

Fashion club: ::runs::

Kuja: "There are some seriously weird people in this park... I
wonder what's next..."

Random anime newbie: ::reading anime magazine:: "AH! Who's this
AYANAMI!?"

Another anime newbie: "I've never heard of AYANAMI!"

Another: "She must be REALLY unpopular and she's probably from one
of those anime that no one has ever heard about!"

Rei: ::naked:: ...

Misato: ::drunk:: ...

Asuka: "GAASSSPPP!! WHAT ARE YOU STUPID!??! How DARE you insult
Evangelion like that YOU NEWBIE!!!!!" ::smack::

Celine: "Let's go already!" ::pulls them away::



Day 21.
Setting: Inn

Fashion club: ::sleeping::

Nanami from Suikoden 2: "WAAAKKKKKEEEE UPPPPP!!!"

Lara: "AAHH!! Who hell are you!? You woke me from my wet dream! And
I was so close to my climax!"

Nanami: "I just like waking people up!" ::skips off::

Asuka: "Freak..."

Fashion club finally arrives at Kismet Pub.

Lara: "HI MAYA! I'm ready for my clooose up~!"

Maya: ::walks over to them:: ...

Lara: "EH?!"

Maya: ...

Asuka: "EEP! Not another Rei!"

Rei: ::naked:: ...

Misato: ::drunk:: ...

Maya: ...?

Celine: ::taps foot::

Maya: ...!

Green text: It's one of those RPGs where the main character doesn't
talk. I'm getting Deja Vue.

Asuka: "GRRR! So we wasted all our time for nothing!?!?"

Brahne: "MMmm... so yummy looking..."

Maya's boss storms out from her office: "What's this noise!?
BRAHNE?!!?"

Brahne: "GASP! Mizuno!!!"

Green text: Mizuno. Chief editor of Coolest Magazine. Rivals with
Brahne over the love of Borgan. I'm getting Deja Vue.

Mizuno: "BORGAN IS MINE!!"

Brahne: "NO HE ISN'T BITCH! HE'S MINE YOU AMATEUR! DON'T MAKE ME EAT
YOU WHOLE!"

Fashion club: ::makes another attempt to escape from Brahne::

Lara's just um... walking...

Strange Cat statue about Lara's height: ::tiptoes from behind::

Lara: "Hmm...?" ::realizes she's being stalked and gets horny::

Lara keeps walking.

Cat follows.

Lara stops.

Cat stops: "Meow! Give me money!"

Lara: ::keeps walking::

Cat: ::keeps following:: "MEOW! Give me money!!!"

Lara: "NO!"

Cat: ::pounces on Lara and starts attacking her::

Lara: "AAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Brahne: "Wait uuuppp!!" ::pant pant as she slithers towards them::

Fashion club: "AAHHHH!!!" ::runs and hides in police office::

Lara: "Whoo..."

Big dog statue: "Ruff! Give me money!"

Lara: "AHHH!!!!!"

Lara gets attacked again.

Asuka: "What a long and AWFUL day!"

Misato: ::drunk:: ...

Celine: "Yea... let's head home already..."

On the way The fashion club runs into the Metal Trio!!

Metal Trio: "You promised we'd be together forever and ever and ever
and ever and ever!!!"

Fashion club: ::glares at Lara::

Lara: "WHAT! I SWEAR I had NOTHING to do with this, this time!"

Celine: "What awful colors! Even I would never make outfits out of
metal and I use pratically anything I can find in the house!"

Sailor Iron Mouse, Allunium Siren, Lead Crow, and Tin cat pop up: "GASP!
We must worship them!!" ::worship worship::

Metal Lisa and Asuka exchange glares at eachother.

Lisa: "GRRR... Stupid blondes rule!" ::gets into a whole drag queen
act::

Asuka: "Annoying redheads are better!" ::throws a whole fit::

Lisa: ::casts throw a kiss:: "SORRY YALLL!!!!"

No one is rendered charm coz Lisa is just too damn annoying.

No one except... for Lara of course...

Lara: ::cling:: "I LUV YOU!!!"

Lisa: "AAHHH!!! GET OFFF!!!!"

Asuka: "How the hell could Lisa be Cantonese if she's a stupid blonde?
What a reject!"

Lisa: "GRRR!!! I know cantonese very well! Er... um... Cheyan?? Lo
mein!? Chow Hoi fun???"

Metal Eikichi: "Haha! We're made out of metal which means physical
attacks don't work on us!"

Everyone: "GASP! It's Eikichi! Eikichi rules!" ::worship::

Lara: "OH REALLY!?" ::takes out a huge sledge hammer and bashes the
metal trio's heads off::

Salam Ladeem: "Hello there!"

Everyone: "AAAHHHH!!! It's Osama Bin Laden!!!" ::runs::

Fashion club hides in grocery store as FREAKY music plays.

Satomi Sister #347843789389347: "Hello! May I help you?"

Fashion club: ::freaks out over the music, leaves and runs into
another grocery store::

Satomi Sister #347843789389348: "Hello! May I help you?"

Celine: "WHAT THE!? Didn't we just see you before?"

Satomi Sister #347843789389348: "Oh that was my twin sister! You see
we're all sisters and we all look alike and we all work in grocery
stores that alike."

Asuka: "...Wouldn't that be copying Pocket Monsters?"

Satomi Sister #347843789389348: "Oh yes! Isn't it such a SPLENDID
idea to save time by unrealisticly making characters that all look
alike and are all related. It's so creative and intelligent! As
a matter of fact in episode 325387389278 of Pocket Monsters you find
out that the Satomi sisters, nurse Joy and office Jenny are ALSO
all related to each OTHER! Isn't it the most original idea ever!?"

Fashion club: ::Runs::

Kuja: "This place is SCARY! I wanna run home already. Oprah's about
to start!"

Brahne: "Pant pant! I finally caught up with you!!"

Fashion club: "GRRR!!!" ::throws Brahne into Sushi Gatten where she eats
everything::

Celine: "Why didn't she die yet!?"

Lara: "Guess she hasn't eaten enough!"

Fashion club takes Brahne to that fast food place in which the author
does not remember the name of.

Chikalin: "HIYA!"

Green text: Blue haired teenager with a nasty smile that does nothing
but hang out at the fast food place all day coz she has nothing
better to do. I'm getting Deja Vue.

Brahne: ::eats everything and finally dies again::


To Be Continued...

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