A/N: I own none of these characters. I decided to continue it anyway so the
people who like it are happy.
Chapter 2
The Underworld
"Zeus wants you to help beat this guy Sauron who wants to take over the world," said Hermes.
Hades smiled and said, "Why should I? If he takes over the world, more people will be added to my kingdom. This could be great!"
"YOU SELFISH PIG!!! Why can't you just help us? If you don't, we could get thrown off Olympus by this guy. Do you want that?? Huh?? Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you!" Hermes yelled, his face turning as red as a tomato.
"Ok.I'll look at you mom.but anyways, I'll help.After all, I don't want to lose my precious kingdom.Come Persephone.We are going to Olympus!!! Olympus
"OK, now that everyone is here, we can -----" Zeus started to say but was interrupted.
"Shut up!!!! God, you people are IDIOTS!!! Why doesn't Zeus throw a lightning bolt at him?" mocked Hephaestus.
"We're stupid?!?!?!? Ha!!! That's a good one Heph. I give you credit for staying up all night to think up the most retarded comments," roared Poseidon.
"What are you talking about Poseidon? Or is that a joke? Cause if it is, it's not very funny. Man, I'm so much funnier than you!!!" laughed Hephaestus.
"Um.Heph.that wasn't a joke.You're starting to scare me now.," Poseidon said slowly.
"Yea Heph, what kind of stupid comment was that anyway!! Father already tried to throw a thunderbolt at him, but it missed. You were there!!! In fact, you even tried to make a joke of it, but no one found it funny!!!" barked Artemis.
"Shut up Artemis.you're just jealous.," Hephaestus said.
"Jealous of what?? Why would I be jealous of YOU?" she snapped.
"Cause.hmmm.tough one.(Artemis rolls her eyes while Apollo fights back a laugh).Oh yeah, cause I'm funny. And cause I got a wife, and you can't find a husband."
"Good one Hephaestus, but Artemis swore a vow of chastity YEARS ago. Where have you been for the last thousand years??...Even Hades knows about it, and he hasn't been here for like a thousand years." Athena smirked when she said that last statement. Hephaestus couldn't think of anything else to say so Zeus took over.
"Ok.Now that that's cleared up.We need to fight him somehow.Hades, do you have your helm of invisibility?"
"Yes"
"Attack him when you're wearing it.Ares and Athena, can you create an army with the mortals?
"Ok"
"Fine, but why do I have to work with him?
"Cause I said so. Artemis and Apollo, I need to attempt to attack him from the air with your arrows. Hermes, get the hundred hand guys, the Cyclops, and the Titans. Poseidon, roughen up the waters and send a flood Sauron's way. Persephone, watch the kingdom of the dead, and make sure nothing happens. Aphrodite and Hephaestus, watch over Olympus. Demeter, watch the earth. Hera, you and I will attack him with Artemis and Apollo.Ok, get going everyone!!!" Meanwhile, back on earth when Hermes went to get Hades.
Sauron tied Taholus to a tree and began to recite the words written on his ring: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
"Um.are you ok??"
"SHUT UP!!! Soon, you're going to be my slave.hmmm..I wonder what I should make you do.How about you grow me a garden.yea.and when I'm mad, I'll make you get stung by lots of bees.Perfect.I'm so smart!!!"
Taholus whimpered and began to cry.
"Quit crying like a baby. I'm going to take over that city over there. Bye now!!!
With that, Sauron left to conquer Thebes.
That's all for now. Please r/r.
Chapter 2
The Underworld
"Zeus wants you to help beat this guy Sauron who wants to take over the world," said Hermes.
Hades smiled and said, "Why should I? If he takes over the world, more people will be added to my kingdom. This could be great!"
"YOU SELFISH PIG!!! Why can't you just help us? If you don't, we could get thrown off Olympus by this guy. Do you want that?? Huh?? Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you!" Hermes yelled, his face turning as red as a tomato.
"Ok.I'll look at you mom.but anyways, I'll help.After all, I don't want to lose my precious kingdom.Come Persephone.We are going to Olympus!!! Olympus
"OK, now that everyone is here, we can -----" Zeus started to say but was interrupted.
"Shut up!!!! God, you people are IDIOTS!!! Why doesn't Zeus throw a lightning bolt at him?" mocked Hephaestus.
"We're stupid?!?!?!? Ha!!! That's a good one Heph. I give you credit for staying up all night to think up the most retarded comments," roared Poseidon.
"What are you talking about Poseidon? Or is that a joke? Cause if it is, it's not very funny. Man, I'm so much funnier than you!!!" laughed Hephaestus.
"Um.Heph.that wasn't a joke.You're starting to scare me now.," Poseidon said slowly.
"Yea Heph, what kind of stupid comment was that anyway!! Father already tried to throw a thunderbolt at him, but it missed. You were there!!! In fact, you even tried to make a joke of it, but no one found it funny!!!" barked Artemis.
"Shut up Artemis.you're just jealous.," Hephaestus said.
"Jealous of what?? Why would I be jealous of YOU?" she snapped.
"Cause.hmmm.tough one.(Artemis rolls her eyes while Apollo fights back a laugh).Oh yeah, cause I'm funny. And cause I got a wife, and you can't find a husband."
"Good one Hephaestus, but Artemis swore a vow of chastity YEARS ago. Where have you been for the last thousand years??...Even Hades knows about it, and he hasn't been here for like a thousand years." Athena smirked when she said that last statement. Hephaestus couldn't think of anything else to say so Zeus took over.
"Ok.Now that that's cleared up.We need to fight him somehow.Hades, do you have your helm of invisibility?"
"Yes"
"Attack him when you're wearing it.Ares and Athena, can you create an army with the mortals?
"Ok"
"Fine, but why do I have to work with him?
"Cause I said so. Artemis and Apollo, I need to attempt to attack him from the air with your arrows. Hermes, get the hundred hand guys, the Cyclops, and the Titans. Poseidon, roughen up the waters and send a flood Sauron's way. Persephone, watch the kingdom of the dead, and make sure nothing happens. Aphrodite and Hephaestus, watch over Olympus. Demeter, watch the earth. Hera, you and I will attack him with Artemis and Apollo.Ok, get going everyone!!!" Meanwhile, back on earth when Hermes went to get Hades.
Sauron tied Taholus to a tree and began to recite the words written on his ring: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
"Um.are you ok??"
"SHUT UP!!! Soon, you're going to be my slave.hmmm..I wonder what I should make you do.How about you grow me a garden.yea.and when I'm mad, I'll make you get stung by lots of bees.Perfect.I'm so smart!!!"
Taholus whimpered and began to cry.
"Quit crying like a baby. I'm going to take over that city over there. Bye now!!!
With that, Sauron left to conquer Thebes.
That's all for now. Please r/r.