Created by milsah

Queeen Beryl's Love Life

Irene: milisah would you start the damn thing Milisah: I trying to find it. Okay found it Irene: now type the damn tic

In the great halls of the Negaverse queen beryl is trying on sailor futcus until fedite runs into the room and is dress up like Barney (yeah the purple dinosaurs)

Queen: jedite why the hell are you wearing that jerks outfit? Jedite: oops my bad ( jedit forgot that beryl use to date that love dovey asshole named Barney.) My queen why are you wearing a sailor fukca? Beryl: you perv, hey don't you think that I look sexy in this? Jedite: (shivers ewww her legs are so pale that it looks like there is poweder on her Skin) jedite mumbles repeat after me sun. Beryl: what was that? Jedite: nothing (god she acts like my kindgarden teacher evil bitch. god her legs looks likes an old women's Beryl: you liar the negaverse sees everything now sleep forever and take those Barney songs with you Jedite: (screams) I'm blind!!! Sailormoon save me Beryl: god I need a man in NY, America, the girls new gym teacher Mr. Faya is telling them how much they suck at soccer Faya: (god he sees a girl pick up a soccer ball) and throws it at the goalie. (Fowl idiots don't touch the ball) Serena: but then how will we play? Faya: let's speak in baby language kick the ball don't let you hands touch the ball Amy: but you said we could touch the ball with our hands Faya : only if you the damn goalie Lita: well that's not fair Faya : everyone down and give me 50 pushups my count

Back in the negaverse beryl sees this

Beryl: that's my type of man malachitc to zolsitc: please don't let her date that loud mouth. Last time when she dated Barney she made us wear purple, underwear sing his song and go on that blasted show with him. Zoisite: remember Oscar he's the one that got her all cranky, she had PMS for a year straight being with that stinky green guy before I knew him I though he was cool but now I know he's a real freak Beryl: general report (10 minutes) later the guerrillas aren't there Beryl: where the hell are they? How can they get lost, their rooms are next door to the throne room. (In the meantime the generals are playing uno with milisah, Adrienne, Maggie and Irene.) Milisah: sorry Irene (she puts down a draw 2 card) Irene: oh great thanks a lot Maggie: lets change the color to blue Milisah: blue oh thanks a lot, you'll pay for that (about half the deck later) Milisah yes wild changes it to red. Beryl: why hell is u playing with these drank Nephilte: they're not drunks, besides Irene is your mother Beryl: what!! Irene: I am not that old woman's mother Beryl: quickly fires a beam at Irene (it bounces off) who are you? Irene: I am a sweet and stop laughing queen beryl you will submit to me Beryl: whatever but can I have faya Adrienne: as long as he wears one of your dresses Maggie: He will known as Milisah: an idiot Maggie no king of sports Beryl: get ready for her wedding should I wear a pocka dot dress or a chicken suit

Back at school

Nephite: okay malachtic do your stuff (Mr. Faya is in the bathroom trying to see which voice he would use on the tell Malachitic: screw this and knocks faya out with a stink Nephlitc: that was easy Malachite: no shit

Back in the negaverese

Beryl: zoisitc I want you to be my bride's maid Zoisitc: but I'm a boy! Her you not planning to wear that outfit are you (he points to a bikini ad shorts) Beryl: hell no that for the honeymoon. I am wearing this (she plan to put on donkey outfit) (In zoisites mind for that guy's sake I hope wears the donkey costume on the honeymoon.)