Kaiba Has A Bad Day
Yami: Miake does not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Yami Bakura: She also doesn't own a millenium item and I do MUAHAHA!
Joey: Whoa, Yami Bakura on drugs.
Miake: Scary ne? I do own my own character and if life goes well for me I will also own Kaiba...
Kaiba: I hate you.
Miake: Now we begin the fanfic before Kaiba gets any ideas about killing me.
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Kaiba: I am bored.
Mokuba: I wanna go to the park.
Kaiba: I am really bored.
Mokuba: I wanna go roller blading.
Kaiba: I have done everything there is possible. I've designed computer junk, I've--
Mokuba: I wanna go swimming.
Kaiba: *still listing off stuff he's done* I've killed my adoptive father...
Mokuba: I wanna go--
Kaiba: I GET THE POINT!
Mokuba: Sorry, but--
Kaiba: Go play videos games.
Mokuba: I'm going to call Yugi. You're boring.
Kaiba: NO you are NOT calling Yugi.
Mokuba: Well, he at least DOES something besides sit around and list all the stuff he's done.
Meanwhile....
Yugi: I'm bored.
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: I'm really bored.
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: I mean I think I've done everything there is possible. I beat Pegasus at a duel, I beat Kaiba at--
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: I put together the millenium puzzle...
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: Can you say something else besides Ok?
Tea: Sorry.
Yugi: I feel like being nice.
Joey: *extreme sarcasm* Wow, there's something new, Yugi, nice, who wouuld have thought.
Yugi: I wonder if Kaiba needs a baby-sitter for Mokuba.
Tristan: Now we know he's lost it.
Joey: Are you insane? This is KAIBA we're talking about.
Yugi: He's not so bad.
Tea: Yea, he's not. And we all need friends and--
Joey: PLEASE not another friendship speech.
Tea: Sorry.
Meanwhile...
At the Kaiba...place a phone rings.
Kaiba: GET IT!
Mokuba: I'M IN THE BATHROOM!
Kaiba: How conveniant *rolls eyes*
*phone rings again*
Kaiba: *answers it* What is it?
Yugi: It's me, Yugi.
Kaiba: What the heck do you want. And whatever it is I won't give it to you.
Yugi: Whoa, Kaiba, are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: No, I just love getting calls from my enemies *very sarcastic*.
Yugi: I'm your enemy???
Kaiba: Yea, sure, so why are you calling me?
Yugi: I was wondering if you me to baby-sit Mokuba. I have nothing to do and we're good friends and--
Kaiba: I'm not paying you.
Yugi: That's ok. I just feel like being nice!
Kaiba: Yea, ok.
Yugi: Great! I'll see you then!
Kaiba: *hangs up phone without saying goodbye*
Mokuba: Who was it?
Kaiba: You're little buddy Yugi. He's going to baby-sit you.
Mokuba: YEA!!!
Kaiba: Happy people...
Mokuba: I don't get why you hate Yugi so much. He's really cool. He taught me about the heart o the cards and he has a millenuim item, how come you dont have one?
Kaiba: BECAUSE I DONT!!!
Mokuba: Are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: No, I'm fine...
Mokuba: OK!!
Kaiba: *takes Mokubato Yugi's house*
Yugi: Hey Kaiba! What's up?
Kaiba: Your sugar intake.
Yugi: Yea, I hve been a little hyper today.
Yami: I noticed.
Kaiba: Here's Mokuba. Bring him back when I tell you to.
Yugi: That's not really specific.
Kaiba: No kidding.
Yugi: Ok, well, we'll have fun right Mokuba?
Mokuba: YEA!
Kaiba: *leaves*
Yugi: BYEEEEEE!!! *calling after him*
Kaiba: If he feeds Mokuba that much sugar I'll kill him.
Kaiba was walking along the street lined with shops. He sees Mai. Or rather, Mai sees him.
Mai: Hey!
Kaiba: *looks at her*
Mai: You know me. Or don't you remember?
Kaiba: You're Mai.
Mai: HA! I knew you'd remember me. Did I just see you at YUGI's house.
Kaiba: The kid is on drugs and I'm going home.
Mai: Are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: YOU'RE THE THIRD PERSON TO ASK ME THAT!!!
Mai: You seem a little, I dunno, edgy.
Kaiba: Yea, ok. *walks away hoping to find some peace and quiet*
Random person: Excuse me sir, can you give me directions to--
Kaiba: No.
Random person: Sorry. Are you having a bad--
Kaiba: IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS ME THAT I WILL BE HAVING A BAD DAY!!!
Yami Bakura: So it seems you're having a bad day.
Kaiba: What's it to you?
Yami Bakura: Is it because of that overly happy, hyper Yugi?
Kaiba: Part of it.
Yami Bakura: Would you like to help me with something evil?
Kaiba: Maybe.
Yami Bakura: It has to do with making Yugi's life miserable. Him and all his friends.
Kaiba: YES!
Yami Bakura: Come with me. We have to plot.
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What are Yami Bakura and Kaiba plotting? And what's going on with Mokuba, Yugi and company. Stay tuned for Chapter 2. PLEASE REVIEW!!!
Kaiba: Yea ok.
Miake: Could you stop saying that?
Kaiba: Yea ok.
Miake: Are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: I hate you.
Yami: Miake does not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Yami Bakura: She also doesn't own a millenium item and I do MUAHAHA!
Joey: Whoa, Yami Bakura on drugs.
Miake: Scary ne? I do own my own character and if life goes well for me I will also own Kaiba...
Kaiba: I hate you.
Miake: Now we begin the fanfic before Kaiba gets any ideas about killing me.
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Kaiba: I am bored.
Mokuba: I wanna go to the park.
Kaiba: I am really bored.
Mokuba: I wanna go roller blading.
Kaiba: I have done everything there is possible. I've designed computer junk, I've--
Mokuba: I wanna go swimming.
Kaiba: *still listing off stuff he's done* I've killed my adoptive father...
Mokuba: I wanna go--
Kaiba: I GET THE POINT!
Mokuba: Sorry, but--
Kaiba: Go play videos games.
Mokuba: I'm going to call Yugi. You're boring.
Kaiba: NO you are NOT calling Yugi.
Mokuba: Well, he at least DOES something besides sit around and list all the stuff he's done.
Meanwhile....
Yugi: I'm bored.
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: I'm really bored.
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: I mean I think I've done everything there is possible. I beat Pegasus at a duel, I beat Kaiba at--
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: I put together the millenium puzzle...
Tea: Ok.
Yugi: Can you say something else besides Ok?
Tea: Sorry.
Yugi: I feel like being nice.
Joey: *extreme sarcasm* Wow, there's something new, Yugi, nice, who wouuld have thought.
Yugi: I wonder if Kaiba needs a baby-sitter for Mokuba.
Tristan: Now we know he's lost it.
Joey: Are you insane? This is KAIBA we're talking about.
Yugi: He's not so bad.
Tea: Yea, he's not. And we all need friends and--
Joey: PLEASE not another friendship speech.
Tea: Sorry.
Meanwhile...
At the Kaiba...place a phone rings.
Kaiba: GET IT!
Mokuba: I'M IN THE BATHROOM!
Kaiba: How conveniant *rolls eyes*
*phone rings again*
Kaiba: *answers it* What is it?
Yugi: It's me, Yugi.
Kaiba: What the heck do you want. And whatever it is I won't give it to you.
Yugi: Whoa, Kaiba, are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: No, I just love getting calls from my enemies *very sarcastic*.
Yugi: I'm your enemy???
Kaiba: Yea, sure, so why are you calling me?
Yugi: I was wondering if you me to baby-sit Mokuba. I have nothing to do and we're good friends and--
Kaiba: I'm not paying you.
Yugi: That's ok. I just feel like being nice!
Kaiba: Yea, ok.
Yugi: Great! I'll see you then!
Kaiba: *hangs up phone without saying goodbye*
Mokuba: Who was it?
Kaiba: You're little buddy Yugi. He's going to baby-sit you.
Mokuba: YEA!!!
Kaiba: Happy people...
Mokuba: I don't get why you hate Yugi so much. He's really cool. He taught me about the heart o the cards and he has a millenuim item, how come you dont have one?
Kaiba: BECAUSE I DONT!!!
Mokuba: Are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: No, I'm fine...
Mokuba: OK!!
Kaiba: *takes Mokubato Yugi's house*
Yugi: Hey Kaiba! What's up?
Kaiba: Your sugar intake.
Yugi: Yea, I hve been a little hyper today.
Yami: I noticed.
Kaiba: Here's Mokuba. Bring him back when I tell you to.
Yugi: That's not really specific.
Kaiba: No kidding.
Yugi: Ok, well, we'll have fun right Mokuba?
Mokuba: YEA!
Kaiba: *leaves*
Yugi: BYEEEEEE!!! *calling after him*
Kaiba: If he feeds Mokuba that much sugar I'll kill him.
Kaiba was walking along the street lined with shops. He sees Mai. Or rather, Mai sees him.
Mai: Hey!
Kaiba: *looks at her*
Mai: You know me. Or don't you remember?
Kaiba: You're Mai.
Mai: HA! I knew you'd remember me. Did I just see you at YUGI's house.
Kaiba: The kid is on drugs and I'm going home.
Mai: Are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: YOU'RE THE THIRD PERSON TO ASK ME THAT!!!
Mai: You seem a little, I dunno, edgy.
Kaiba: Yea, ok. *walks away hoping to find some peace and quiet*
Random person: Excuse me sir, can you give me directions to--
Kaiba: No.
Random person: Sorry. Are you having a bad--
Kaiba: IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS ME THAT I WILL BE HAVING A BAD DAY!!!
Yami Bakura: So it seems you're having a bad day.
Kaiba: What's it to you?
Yami Bakura: Is it because of that overly happy, hyper Yugi?
Kaiba: Part of it.
Yami Bakura: Would you like to help me with something evil?
Kaiba: Maybe.
Yami Bakura: It has to do with making Yugi's life miserable. Him and all his friends.
Kaiba: YES!
Yami Bakura: Come with me. We have to plot.
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What are Yami Bakura and Kaiba plotting? And what's going on with Mokuba, Yugi and company. Stay tuned for Chapter 2. PLEASE REVIEW!!!
Kaiba: Yea ok.
Miake: Could you stop saying that?
Kaiba: Yea ok.
Miake: Are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: I hate you.