Kaiba: Disclaimer- Miake owns nothing.

Miake: That's really clear *rolls eyes*

Kaiba: Miake doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh and most of all Miake does NOT own ME!

Miake: Fine, spoil all my fun.

Kaiba: That would be the point.

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Yami Bakura: First we must aquire Yugi's Millenium Puzzle. Without his Yami, Yugi is nothing.

Kaiba: He already is nothing.

Yami Bakura: Yes but we must drain him of all power. Do you know where Yugi might be?

Kaiba: He would be at home baby sitting for my brother Mokuba.

Yami Bakura: Come, we must pay little Yugi a visit.

Meanwhile...

Yugi: We're just going to go to the pool, we'll be back in a couple hours.

Soloman: Ok.

Mokuba: I don't have a bathing suit with me.

Yugi: You can borrow one of mine.

Mokuba: I guess (geez Yugi's short).

Tea: Wow, I haven't been swimming in so long, it's so great to spend time with your friends, freinds are--

Tristan: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!

Tea: Sorry.

Joey: *sweatdrop*

*they leave to go to the pool*

2 minutes later the doorbell rings.

Soloman: I'll be right there. Oh, hello, Kaiba and Bakura, if you're looking for Yugi and the group they're at the pool.

Yami Bakura: I see. Thank you.

Kaiba: Hn.

*they leave*

Yami Bakura: I thought you said they'd be at home?

Kaiba: Was I supposed to know they'd be swimming?

Yami Bakura: Now we'll have to go the pool.

Kaiba: I am NOT wearing a bathing suit in front of ANYONE.

Yami Bakura: You are now.

Kaiba: Darnit.

Yami Bakura: Are you having a bad day?

Kaiba: *doesn't even bother to answer*

Kaiba and Yami Bakura show up at the pool, yes they're in bathing suits *drool* ^_^

Tea: Hey, look, isn't that Bakura and Kaiba?

Joey: *curses*

Tristan: Since when did those two hang out.

Yugi: Yami is telling me to watch out.

Mokuba: How do you swim with a necklace on?

Yugi: Um...I honestly have no answer to that question, the heart of the pool maybe?

Everyone sweatdrops.

Yugi: HEY, BAKURA, KAIBA!

Kaiba: Oh geez it's Yugi in a bathing suit NOT something I wanted to see.

Yami Bakura: You're not good looking yourself.

Kaiba: Shut up.

Yami Bakura: Hello *changes into Bakura*

Kaiba: I didn't know they let dogs in the pool now.

Joey: Quit your dog jokes or I'll--

Mokuba: You can't hurt Seto, he's my brother.

Miake: That's right!

Mokuba: Who are you?

Miake: Nobody. I'll go away now.

Mokuba: THAT was weird.

Kaiba: How do you swim with that Millenuim Puzzle on?

Yugi: Wow, does that really bother people that much. I mean it's not that heavy. Like I said, the heart of the pool.

Kaiba: You have lost what little mind you had.

Bakura: How about a friendly swimming race.

Yugi: Sure.

Bakura: *evil gleam in his eyes*

Yugi: Um, ok.

They start the race and Yami Bakura takes the lead (also by knocking into other various swimmers). Yugi goes under water. Yugi wins somehow.

Yami Bakura: I think your Yami helped you, you cheated.

Yugi: I would never cheat.

Tea: Yeah, Yugi would never cheat.

Yami Bakura: You have to try one more time with OUT the Millenium Puzzle. Give it to Kaiba.

Joey: You can't trust Kaiba!

Kaiba: Someone give the barking chihaha a bone to shut him up.

Joey: HEY! I'M NO CHIHWAWHA!

Yugi: I trust him. Here. *hands puzzle to Kaiba*

Kaiba: *puts puzzle around his neck* *Yami Kaiba comes out*

Yami Kaiba: Whoa, first I'm a guy with tri-colored hair and a gel obsession. Now I'm, um, another guy.

Kaiba: I'm Kaiba.

Tea: Oh no! The spirit of the puzzle has turned into Kaiba!!!

Joey: Just what I need, another Kaiba! *falls down*

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What's going to happen when there's TWO Kaiba's running around still plotting with Yami Bakura? Can Yugi win a swimming race without Yami? Stay tuned for chapter 3!!!

Miake: Wow, 2 Kaibas.

Kaiba: It's better than 2 Yugis.

Miake: Ya know Kaiba, you look really nice in a bathing suit.

Kaiba: Yo have issues Miake, MANY issues.

Miake: I know.