Yami Kaiba: What am I doing here?
Miake: You are in the land of the disclaimers.
Yami Kaiba: Ok...
Kaiba: If you just give the disclaimer she usually shuts up.
Yami Kaiba: Miake doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or me, she does own Kaiba.
Kaiba: No, she does NOT own me either.
Miake: *sigh*
******************
Yugi: Kaiba! What happened?
Kaiba: I stole your puzzle fool.
Yami Kaiba: And he has released me.
Yami Bakura: See ya!
*Yami Bakura, Yami Kaiba, Kaiba all run off*
Yami Bakura: Ok, first of all, Yugi is going to be looking for us, second of all he's going to want to duel us. He's going to use that 'heart of the cards' POS, and beat us, like he always does.
Yami Kaiba: So we should kill him.
Miake: YOU'RE NOT KILLING YUGI AND GETTING ME FLAMED TO ETERNITY!!!
Yami Kaiba: Sorry.
Miake: *dissapears*
Yami Bakura: So what we need to do is permenantly relocate Yugi and his friends. I have an idea...when you pick up Mokuba, give this letter to them *letter magically appears*.
Yami Kaiba: Ok.
Yami Bakura: And change back into Kaiba when you get Mokuba, he's a loudmouth little kid and will spoil our plans.
Yami Kaiba: Fine.
Kaiba: I'll give this to him, you know, he will wonder where I put that puzzle of his.
Yami Bakura: Kill him if he asks.
Miake: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KILLING POOR DEFENSELESS YAMILESS YUGI!!!!
Yami Bakura: You can kill her too while you're at it.
Kaiba: *sigh*
*Kaiba goes to pick up Mokuba*
*Kaiba rings the doorbell*
Yugi: *answers* KAIBA! What did you do with my Millenium Puzzle?
Kaiba: I am told that if you were to ask that, I was to kil---I mean severely hurt you.
Tea: Give him back his puzzle.
Kaiba: I don't have it. If you want it, take this. *hands Yugi the letter*
Yugi: *reads* YOU WANT ME TO GO WHERE???? AND WHO IS THIS MIAKE GIRL???
Kaiba: Oops, wrong letter.
Joey: Ohhhh, Kaiba has a GIRLFRIEND!
Kaiba: That's one more girlfriend than you'll ever have chihuaua (A/N i know that's spelled wrong)
Joey: I am NOT a frickin chihuaua.
Kaiba: Here, take this note, it's the right one and GIVE THAT BACK JOEY!
Joey: Here *Kaiba gives Joey a murderous look*
Yugi: *reads the real note*
Tristan: Oh, yea, MOKUBAAAAA!!!!!! YOUR BROTHER'S HERE!
Kaiba: *thinks to self, 'this whole group is clinically insane'*
Mokuba: Seto, why did you steal Yugi's puzzle, that wasn't right.
Joey: Maybe he wanted to get it for his GIRLFRIEND!
Mokuba: His WHAT?
Kaiba: I do NOT have a girlfriend. It's that girl Miake, I think she--
Miake: You think she WHAT??? *eye twitches*
Kaiba: I think she should stop destroying my life in her fanfics.
Miake: If I do, will you go out with me.
Kaiba: If I do will it shut you up?
Miake: If I do will you go out with me?
Kaiba: Somebody do something, kill her, restrain her, put her in a straight jacket.
*army of chibi Kaibas pull Miake away*
Yugi: Ok, that was strange. So basically, you won't give me my puzzle back unless I become part of the shadow relm.
Kaiba: Yes.
Yugi: How is the spirit, does he miss me?
Kaiba: I wouldn't know.
Yugi: *gasp* YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM??? Poor guy, probably all lonely, scared, sad--
Kaiba: Get this kid on medication.
Yugi: I was on medication but it kinda messed up my hair.
Kaiba: So that's how he explains it.
Mokuba: His hair isn't THAT bad.
Kaiba: Ok, that's nice. Meet me at Bakura's house tomorrow at 1:00pm or you'll never see the puzzle again. *he leaves with Mokuba*
Mokuba: Seto, are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!!!
Miake: That means 'yes' in Kaibaish.
Kaiba: You're not helping.
Mokuba: Seto, you have to give Yugi's puzzle back.
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Seto, it's not nice to steal Yugi's stuff.
Kaiba: ...
Mokuba: Seto, you really should give it back.
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Seto--
Kaiba: Would you quit beginning every sentence with my name. It's like like I'm going to forget it.
Mokuba: I'LL TAKE IT FROM YOU SETO!
Kaiba: I don't have it.
Mokuba: YES YOU DO SETO!
Kaiba: I do NOT have Yugi's puzzle with me.
Mokuba: WHO HAS IT SETO?
Kaiba: STOP FINISHING EVERY SENTENCE WITH MY NAME!!! In fact, don't include my name in any sentence. Don't even speak a sentence.
Miake: Seto?
Kaiba: Yes, I'm having a bad day.
*********
Yami Bakura: Little does Kaiba know that I'm only using him to get Yugi's puzzle. He's so easily manipulatable.
Miake: I don't think that's a word.
Yami Bakura: Go die, or become my minion.
Miake: Sure, I'll be a minion.
Yami Bakura: That was too easy.
********
Kaiba: That has got to be the weirdest chapter of this story so far.
Miake: I like the one where you were in a bathing suit.
Kaiba: You would.
Miake: I'M WORKING FOR BAKURA!
Yami Bakura: Great, tell the whole world, some minion you are.
Miake: Sorry *can't do anything right*.
Yugi: Can I have my puzzle back SETO?
Kaiba: Don't you start too.
Miake: *Sigh* Yup, just a regular day with the YGO cast.
Miake: You are in the land of the disclaimers.
Yami Kaiba: Ok...
Kaiba: If you just give the disclaimer she usually shuts up.
Yami Kaiba: Miake doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or me, she does own Kaiba.
Kaiba: No, she does NOT own me either.
Miake: *sigh*
******************
Yugi: Kaiba! What happened?
Kaiba: I stole your puzzle fool.
Yami Kaiba: And he has released me.
Yami Bakura: See ya!
*Yami Bakura, Yami Kaiba, Kaiba all run off*
Yami Bakura: Ok, first of all, Yugi is going to be looking for us, second of all he's going to want to duel us. He's going to use that 'heart of the cards' POS, and beat us, like he always does.
Yami Kaiba: So we should kill him.
Miake: YOU'RE NOT KILLING YUGI AND GETTING ME FLAMED TO ETERNITY!!!
Yami Kaiba: Sorry.
Miake: *dissapears*
Yami Bakura: So what we need to do is permenantly relocate Yugi and his friends. I have an idea...when you pick up Mokuba, give this letter to them *letter magically appears*.
Yami Kaiba: Ok.
Yami Bakura: And change back into Kaiba when you get Mokuba, he's a loudmouth little kid and will spoil our plans.
Yami Kaiba: Fine.
Kaiba: I'll give this to him, you know, he will wonder where I put that puzzle of his.
Yami Bakura: Kill him if he asks.
Miake: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KILLING POOR DEFENSELESS YAMILESS YUGI!!!!
Yami Bakura: You can kill her too while you're at it.
Kaiba: *sigh*
*Kaiba goes to pick up Mokuba*
*Kaiba rings the doorbell*
Yugi: *answers* KAIBA! What did you do with my Millenium Puzzle?
Kaiba: I am told that if you were to ask that, I was to kil---I mean severely hurt you.
Tea: Give him back his puzzle.
Kaiba: I don't have it. If you want it, take this. *hands Yugi the letter*
Yugi: *reads* YOU WANT ME TO GO WHERE???? AND WHO IS THIS MIAKE GIRL???
Kaiba: Oops, wrong letter.
Joey: Ohhhh, Kaiba has a GIRLFRIEND!
Kaiba: That's one more girlfriend than you'll ever have chihuaua (A/N i know that's spelled wrong)
Joey: I am NOT a frickin chihuaua.
Kaiba: Here, take this note, it's the right one and GIVE THAT BACK JOEY!
Joey: Here *Kaiba gives Joey a murderous look*
Yugi: *reads the real note*
Tristan: Oh, yea, MOKUBAAAAA!!!!!! YOUR BROTHER'S HERE!
Kaiba: *thinks to self, 'this whole group is clinically insane'*
Mokuba: Seto, why did you steal Yugi's puzzle, that wasn't right.
Joey: Maybe he wanted to get it for his GIRLFRIEND!
Mokuba: His WHAT?
Kaiba: I do NOT have a girlfriend. It's that girl Miake, I think she--
Miake: You think she WHAT??? *eye twitches*
Kaiba: I think she should stop destroying my life in her fanfics.
Miake: If I do, will you go out with me.
Kaiba: If I do will it shut you up?
Miake: If I do will you go out with me?
Kaiba: Somebody do something, kill her, restrain her, put her in a straight jacket.
*army of chibi Kaibas pull Miake away*
Yugi: Ok, that was strange. So basically, you won't give me my puzzle back unless I become part of the shadow relm.
Kaiba: Yes.
Yugi: How is the spirit, does he miss me?
Kaiba: I wouldn't know.
Yugi: *gasp* YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM??? Poor guy, probably all lonely, scared, sad--
Kaiba: Get this kid on medication.
Yugi: I was on medication but it kinda messed up my hair.
Kaiba: So that's how he explains it.
Mokuba: His hair isn't THAT bad.
Kaiba: Ok, that's nice. Meet me at Bakura's house tomorrow at 1:00pm or you'll never see the puzzle again. *he leaves with Mokuba*
Mokuba: Seto, are you having a bad day?
Kaiba: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!!!
Miake: That means 'yes' in Kaibaish.
Kaiba: You're not helping.
Mokuba: Seto, you have to give Yugi's puzzle back.
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Seto, it's not nice to steal Yugi's stuff.
Kaiba: ...
Mokuba: Seto, you really should give it back.
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Seto--
Kaiba: Would you quit beginning every sentence with my name. It's like like I'm going to forget it.
Mokuba: I'LL TAKE IT FROM YOU SETO!
Kaiba: I don't have it.
Mokuba: YES YOU DO SETO!
Kaiba: I do NOT have Yugi's puzzle with me.
Mokuba: WHO HAS IT SETO?
Kaiba: STOP FINISHING EVERY SENTENCE WITH MY NAME!!! In fact, don't include my name in any sentence. Don't even speak a sentence.
Miake: Seto?
Kaiba: Yes, I'm having a bad day.
*********
Yami Bakura: Little does Kaiba know that I'm only using him to get Yugi's puzzle. He's so easily manipulatable.
Miake: I don't think that's a word.
Yami Bakura: Go die, or become my minion.
Miake: Sure, I'll be a minion.
Yami Bakura: That was too easy.
********
Kaiba: That has got to be the weirdest chapter of this story so far.
Miake: I like the one where you were in a bathing suit.
Kaiba: You would.
Miake: I'M WORKING FOR BAKURA!
Yami Bakura: Great, tell the whole world, some minion you are.
Miake: Sorry *can't do anything right*.
Yugi: Can I have my puzzle back SETO?
Kaiba: Don't you start too.
Miake: *Sigh* Yup, just a regular day with the YGO cast.