ODE TO SULKING
By Veggie's Girl
You went to the... "store" again today.
You said you'd be back in an hour.
So?
Why weren't you?
You promised you wouldn't take too long.
But I was alone for three hours.
That damned machine with the receiver started buzzing,
Or whatever it does, TWICE!
And the door banged four times, all by itself.
Is it supposed to do that?
HA!
You tell me it was someone knocking.
What do these Earthlings want?
Don't the know you're gone… ah, yes.
Shopping.
Hmmm… Another thing.
The old man refuses to obey my commands.
I think it's time he was punished.
…Your father?
So what?
He's not worthy enough.
He should grovel before me.
As should you.
I am a prince, after all.
I need proper treatment.
Don't you yell at me!
I swear, I will leave this house and destroy Earth…
That's it! I'm out of here!
FUCK.
I just walked through a huge sheet of glass.
What?
A sliding door? Closed?
You Earthlings and your pathetic technology.