CHAPTER FOUR- COSMIC FISH
After dinner, everyone stood up and smiled.
"We better get on our way." Gandalf said.
"Yes, we as well." Dumbledore said. "If only I knew how to."
**I KNOW HOW TO.**
Everyone stared, including I the narrator.
"You do?!" Everyone, including I the narrator, shouted.
**YES. I DO.**
"How?"
**CLAP YOUR HANDS FIVE TIMES AND SAY HOME AGAIN HOME AGAIN JIGGITY JIG**
"That's it?" Ron asked.
**YES.**
"Hey, did you bring us here in the first place?" Fred asked.
**MAYBE.**
"Who are you? You promised you'd tell." Pippin said.
**OH ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?**
"Yes!"
**I. AM. A. FISH.**
"WHAT?!
Everyone stared as a fish dropped from the sky.
**I AM A FISH. AN ALL KNOWING, ALL POWERFUL COSMIC FISH.**
"Wow." Merry leaned over the all knowing cosmic fish.
**DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING ME.**
"Awwwww. I'm still hungry." Pippin whined.
**END THE STORY PLEASE, NARRATOR.**
So after everyone bid farewell, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Sirius, Draco, Dumbledore and Dobby all clapped their hands five times and chorused: 'Home again, home again jiggedy jig'. And woke up in their beds the next day. Man that was a stupid story.
**YOU NARRATED IT.**
Oh shut up you stupid cosmic fish. OUCH! Hey! I'm being shocked!
**MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcougcoughHAHAHAHA!**
Author's note: STUPID STORY! I know but I had to write it. It was in my head and filling up valuable space. And I redid everything. Thanks for whoever reviewed this story a long time ago and reminded me Frodo has brown hair. It's been sooooo long since I read the lotr books I couldn't remember.
After dinner, everyone stood up and smiled.
"We better get on our way." Gandalf said.
"Yes, we as well." Dumbledore said. "If only I knew how to."
**I KNOW HOW TO.**
Everyone stared, including I the narrator.
"You do?!" Everyone, including I the narrator, shouted.
**YES. I DO.**
"How?"
**CLAP YOUR HANDS FIVE TIMES AND SAY HOME AGAIN HOME AGAIN JIGGITY JIG**
"That's it?" Ron asked.
**YES.**
"Hey, did you bring us here in the first place?" Fred asked.
**MAYBE.**
"Who are you? You promised you'd tell." Pippin said.
**OH ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?**
"Yes!"
**I. AM. A. FISH.**
"WHAT?!
Everyone stared as a fish dropped from the sky.
**I AM A FISH. AN ALL KNOWING, ALL POWERFUL COSMIC FISH.**
"Wow." Merry leaned over the all knowing cosmic fish.
**DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING ME.**
"Awwwww. I'm still hungry." Pippin whined.
**END THE STORY PLEASE, NARRATOR.**
So after everyone bid farewell, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Sirius, Draco, Dumbledore and Dobby all clapped their hands five times and chorused: 'Home again, home again jiggedy jig'. And woke up in their beds the next day. Man that was a stupid story.
**YOU NARRATED IT.**
Oh shut up you stupid cosmic fish. OUCH! Hey! I'm being shocked!
**MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcougcoughHAHAHAHA!**
Author's note: STUPID STORY! I know but I had to write it. It was in my head and filling up valuable space. And I redid everything. Thanks for whoever reviewed this story a long time ago and reminded me Frodo has brown hair. It's been sooooo long since I read the lotr books I couldn't remember.