Snow Daze Part 2



NoV: Aaaahh..this is late.

Xelloss: (glomp) Nov doesn't love me anymore!!!

Amelia: Miss Nova-chan has been very unloyal. I can understand having a broken computer, but writing on another series when you get it fixed-

Gourry: (stares emptily into the blank room) You got rid of the kitchen.

NoV: Oh-kay, oh-kay! I was selfish and evil! But I'm sorry! At least I'm continuing. It's the fans who should feel the most disappointed. And, speaking of fans, Crystal Mew has been my best and most loyal fan no matter what series I write on. This chappie, is for you!!





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Gourry shook a tree, trying to get some snow to fall out of it. A pile plopped onto his head. He giggled, digging himself out.

"I'll make my very own snowman and I'll love him and pet him and feed him and call him George," he carried on to himself. "I wonder where everybody went."



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"Well, I guess now that the Enemy has passed my checkpoint, I can go inside and get some toasty cocoa," Lina said to herself, walking into the lodge and tossing off her mittens.

She sat down at the bar. "Or maybe something that'll warm me up even better than cocoa..barkeep!!" she shrieked.

The thin man immediately zipped over to her. "Y-yes, Miss?"

"I'll have some of your *special* water," she said, seductively.

"Yes, Ma'am!"



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Xelloss had all but buried himself in snowballs. "Muahaha," he laughed. "Now, I, XELLOSS, the GREAT and NON-MERCICFUL, shall RULE THE WORLD!!!!"

"Hey, Mister?" a little girl inquired of him.

Xelloss blushed, at having someone overhear his insane fetishes. "Yes?"

"Can I use you as a model to build my snowman?"

"I guess so.." He agreed, solemnly. "But, it can't take more than ten minutes." The mazoku followed the little girl over to a hilltop.



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Zelgadis, still in his enormous lime-green coat, slinked over a hill, cautious of all who were out to get him.

Stealthily, he climbed, hill over hill, always anticipating the threat of the enemy.

"Hey Zel-Zel!!!" a voice squeaked.

"ATTACK!!!" Zelgadis shrieked, aiming snowballs in every direction.

Phibby dodged most of the snowballs, having only three or four out of a thousand hit him. "Take it easy. I was just stopping by to see how you are. I think you may have slipped off the edge a few days ago..."

"Oh, I'm fine," Zelgadis answered, shrugging. "It's THEM you should worry about."

"Who's them?" Phibby asked.

"The snow fairies. They're everywhere, just waiting to steal your eyeballs," the chimera explained, in an insane voice.

"Ohhhhh-kay," Phibby said, slowly backing away. "I'll be on the other side of the snow mound if you need me."





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Amelia, after finishing her comic book, decided to join Lina inside, although she actually drank cocoa instead of *special* water.



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Gourry put the finishing touches on his snowman. It had a long mane of hair, and armor. (And a stupid expression on its face.)

"George!!!" Gourry squealed, hugging it. "You look just like your dear, old Dad!! And Lina can be your mommy and Amelia can be your Grandma and Zelgadis can be your sister and Xelloss can be..umm..your pet! I love you, George..." The swordsman sniffed the air. "Hot chocolate!!!!!!!"





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"I hate children, I hate children, I hate children, I hate children, I hate children-" Xelloss said over and over. Not only did the little girl want him to model for her snowman, she wanted him to BE her snowman.

"Ta-da!!" the little girl chirped. "Finished!!"

Xelloss' teeth chattered. "Oh-kay, can I go now?"

"Wait! I hafta take pictures first!!" the girl cried, pulling out a camera and snapping pictures.

Soon, Xelloss was blind.

"You can go now!" the girl told him, picking up her backpack and walking away.

The mazoku tumbled down the hill. "I'm BLIND!!!!"





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Lina, Amelia, Gourry, Phibby, George, and the blind Xelloss all sat in the bar, drinking hot chocolate or *special* water.

"Where do you think Mr. Zelgadis is?" Amelia asked, slightly worried.

"I dunno." Lina shrugged. "It's his loss that he's not enjoying this."

"OH NO!!!!!" Gourry wailed.

"What is it??" Lina demanded.

"I think George is-is-dead!!!!"





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Zelgadis sat in a tree, eyes wide, surrounded by snowballs. "No matter where you go, I'll be there," he snickered to himself. The snow began to fall faster. The limbs of the trees shook in the wind. And Zelgadis was content.





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Xelloss: Zelgadis went crazy.

Amelia: Poor Mr. Zelgadis!!!

Zelgadis: I don't even want to believe this.

Gourry: If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody hears it does it make a sound?

Xelloss: Hmm..interesting thought. How about, if a car drives by a house, and nobody sees it, does it really go by???? Honestly..

Lina: I love *special* water.

NoV: Anyway, I'll be doing my Christmas ficcie soon, so, fans, what coupling do you want? What kind of plot? Tell me before the season's over!!!