Little Noodle Boy At Skool, Part II
By Nightmare Kitty
Mr. Soggy Potato sat at his desk, waiting for the bell to ring. Today was the big test: if the students couldn't reanimate and start saying. er, shtuff again, they would probably never be successful street preachers. Finally, it rang, and the students shuffled in nervously. Happy came in last, nervous, paler than usual.
After reciting the usual rule of tests in the class, Mr. Soggy Potato assigned partners, giving each one a different kind of gun.
Britney groaned. She had been assigned to Happy. Worse, she got a puny pocket gun, while he got a semi-automatic machine gun. Well, she thought, trying to think on the bright side, I'll at least get to shoot him..
They had to go first, to both their dismay. Happy had to be first to get shot. Britney hoped he wouldn't get a chance to shoot her, due to the fact that he would be dead.
Happy started ranting, "MY PEN DOESN'T LIKE YOUR STAPLER! PULL MY FINGER AND MY BUTT WILL SING A MAGICAL SONG! SHISKABOBBED STYROFOAM CAUSES -"
Britney took aim and shot him, and the class, most of whom hoped he would fail, started counting down the seconds he had left to do shtuff again.
"Five."
Happy spasmed.
"Four."
He moaned.
"Three."
Anticipation grew higher, and his eye twitched.
"Two."
"I AM WIGGLING MY NUTS! WITNESS MY TESTICULAR MOTIONS!"
"Ewwwwww." The noodles in the audience shouted.
"NOW IT'S MY TURN!" Noodle Boy, miraculously cured a la Looney Tunes, got up and fired three whole rounds of bullets at the popular noodle girl, and she shrieked as she fell to the floor.
The kids counted down nervously this time, not wanting Britney to fail. "Five."
She continued to shriek, whilst Happy laughed maniacally.
"Four."
She was crying and spasming at the same time.
"Three."
Her eyes widened at her sudden realization.
"Two."
She reached for her mirror.
"One."
She screamed, "MY MAKEUP!" People miles away peered around, wondering what was going on in the nearby girls' bathroom.
It was a sad, sad day for the popular kids. Britney had gotten a very low grade on the test, while the Noodle Freak had aced it. Plus, she had publicly embarrassed herself in front of the whole class by HAVING BAD MAKEUP! Happy smirked at them walking despondently through the halls.
"Oh, go to Guam, you Pig-Meat Hamster!" Britney growled.
Unfortunately for her, Mr. Soggy Potato was nearby and heard this, and she and him had a great time writing "I Will Not Tease a World-Class Chow-Mein String" on the board.
What will happen in Noodle Boy's school adventures next? Find out in. DUN DUN DUN! Part III!
By Nightmare Kitty
Mr. Soggy Potato sat at his desk, waiting for the bell to ring. Today was the big test: if the students couldn't reanimate and start saying. er, shtuff again, they would probably never be successful street preachers. Finally, it rang, and the students shuffled in nervously. Happy came in last, nervous, paler than usual.
After reciting the usual rule of tests in the class, Mr. Soggy Potato assigned partners, giving each one a different kind of gun.
Britney groaned. She had been assigned to Happy. Worse, she got a puny pocket gun, while he got a semi-automatic machine gun. Well, she thought, trying to think on the bright side, I'll at least get to shoot him..
They had to go first, to both their dismay. Happy had to be first to get shot. Britney hoped he wouldn't get a chance to shoot her, due to the fact that he would be dead.
Happy started ranting, "MY PEN DOESN'T LIKE YOUR STAPLER! PULL MY FINGER AND MY BUTT WILL SING A MAGICAL SONG! SHISKABOBBED STYROFOAM CAUSES -"
Britney took aim and shot him, and the class, most of whom hoped he would fail, started counting down the seconds he had left to do shtuff again.
"Five."
Happy spasmed.
"Four."
He moaned.
"Three."
Anticipation grew higher, and his eye twitched.
"Two."
"I AM WIGGLING MY NUTS! WITNESS MY TESTICULAR MOTIONS!"
"Ewwwwww." The noodles in the audience shouted.
"NOW IT'S MY TURN!" Noodle Boy, miraculously cured a la Looney Tunes, got up and fired three whole rounds of bullets at the popular noodle girl, and she shrieked as she fell to the floor.
The kids counted down nervously this time, not wanting Britney to fail. "Five."
She continued to shriek, whilst Happy laughed maniacally.
"Four."
She was crying and spasming at the same time.
"Three."
Her eyes widened at her sudden realization.
"Two."
She reached for her mirror.
"One."
She screamed, "MY MAKEUP!" People miles away peered around, wondering what was going on in the nearby girls' bathroom.
It was a sad, sad day for the popular kids. Britney had gotten a very low grade on the test, while the Noodle Freak had aced it. Plus, she had publicly embarrassed herself in front of the whole class by HAVING BAD MAKEUP! Happy smirked at them walking despondently through the halls.
"Oh, go to Guam, you Pig-Meat Hamster!" Britney growled.
Unfortunately for her, Mr. Soggy Potato was nearby and heard this, and she and him had a great time writing "I Will Not Tease a World-Class Chow-Mein String" on the board.
What will happen in Noodle Boy's school adventures next? Find out in. DUN DUN DUN! Part III!