Disclaimer: Stop! Just stop all the voices!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!
A/N: Guess who's back! Back again! MiraisGirl87's back! Tell a friend!!!! Hey everybody!!!! I missed you!!!!!!! Yes,I have alot of energy! I just finished drinking a BIG glass of chocolate milk!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Just a few comments before we start:
THANK YOU to everyone that has reviewed this story!!! I love you all!!!!
Another thing:
In one episode where the boys are learning how to fuse, Goten wakes up and he's like "I want fried chicken." So there ya go! There IS a reference made about fried chicken in the original storyline! LOL!!!
On with the story!
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"Kakarott!!!!! What in the blue hell are you doing here?!!!!"
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"Hey V-man! What's up??" Goku said happily, standing and turning around to face him under a very warm and comfy blanket.
Vegeta thought that maybe he was somehow in the wrong house. Maybe he had wandered to Kakarott's house by some horrible, horrible, mistake. The woman HAD been snoring for a few weeks now, and he had trouble sleeping now and then, so it really didn't seem that impossible... He had seen some pretty impossible stuff. He glanced around to see if he was correct. But everything was so big and expensive, this couldn't possibly be Kakarott's house! So why was Kakarott here? And acting so comfortable?.... And why was he not wearing any pants?!
"Kakarott! Before you explain ANY of this to me...Go and get some pants NOW!!" Vegeta tried to look away, but the damage had been done...the image of Kakarott PANTLESS, had been made and it would forever be embedded in the mind of our prince...Oh the horror...
"Huh?.." Goku looked down to where his pants would of been, if he had any, and came to a spine tingling realization. He started laughing nervously and put his hand behind his head, the cheesy grin appearing on his face. (A/N: Goku style! Gotta Luv It!)
"No wonder I felt a draft!!! OK V-man! I'll be right back!!!" He placed two of his fingers to his forehead and disappeared shortly after....
"Oh please hurry." Vegeta said sarcastically, while thinking of ways to Kakarott-proof his house.
'Maybe the woman could glue needles all around the house. THAT'S IT!!! And she calls herself a genius!!! Ha! Hmmm. I should get her right now. Some late night work could get the snoring to stop and I could get some sleep and be rid of HIM forever! Yes, I am so great. Better start before the 'Pantless Moron' comes back.'
For the first time since last Christmas when Goku spilled eggnog all over him, had a picture taken of the incident, had both families frame the 'masterpiece' and hang it on one of the many walls of Capsule Corp.© and Goku's house, not to mention that Bulma had made copies and carried one around in her wallet, Vegeta felt good. No, just good, he felt HAPPY. He would be able to get rid of all his problems at once! Oh happy day! Err... Night!
Just as Vegeta was about to run upstairs to awake the woman, Goku returned, happy, warm, and with pants….
"I'm back! And just in time too!" Goku faded out and landed back on the couch, where this whole ordeal had begun.
"Grrrr…"
Goku looked behind him to see Vegeta in a very deep scowl. Of course, to everyone who really didn't know, Vegeta would of seemed really mad and just that. But, Goku knew, and he wasn't worried.
"Oh, I'm sorry….You wanna watch with me?" Not waiting for a reply, Goku turned back to the TV.
"Kakarott! You still haven't answered my question!!!!!" Maybe, secretly he and Kakarott were close friends, but this was still so irritating!!!!
"Answer me!!!!" Vegeta moved closer to the idiotic lunatic and was about to strangle him….
*DING!*
"Alright! It's ready!" Goku, once again, had jumped happily off the couch and flew to the kitchen, while Vegeta had started to get one of those headaches that usually comes while dealing with Kakarott.
Goku came back into the living room with a huge bowl of popcorn and sat back down, munching away. Vegeta just wanted an explanation, and knowing Kakarott, this was going to be difficult. He walked over to where he was sitting and pushed Goku to the other side. Goku protested loudly to the taking of 'his' spot. After all, he was the one who made it all warm, and caused the comfortable bucket to form. He launched himself towards Vegeta, but the agitated Prince just threw the bowl at his head and smirked evilly as he saw Kakarott stop in mid air, catch the bowl, and return to his 'new spot'.
"Hey that wasn't nice Vegeta…." Goku said sadly, in between handfuls of popcorn. "That was MY spot…."
Vegeta gave an another agitated sigh as the, what he liked to call, 'Kakarott Headache' got worse. He 'Hmphed' and brought his attention back to Goku, who was still upset about the whole 'spot' thing and was pouting at the T.V. mumbling about 'a mean Saiyan Prince'……
"Kakarott! Are you that stupid?!" Vegeta could tell by the confused look on his face that, that was an obvious question… 'How he managed to surpass me and save this disgraceful planet time and time again is just stupid beyond reason. Hmph.' So he wouldn't cause Kakarott, or himself, more thinking cramps, he rephrased the question.
"You DO know that you are in MY house, right??" Goku nodded slowly, still not understanding where Vegeta was going with this.
"Grr.. You fool! How do you expect something that is in MY house to be yours!" Finally understanding where this was going, Goku retaliated.
"But, Vegeta! I made that cool bucket that hugs you tightly and who do you think made it all warm and stuff?" Vegeta forgot to think about the whole 'warm' thing and jumped off the couch, his face in a really, really, deep scowl.
"You idiot! That was MY spot!!!!! Now you have tainted it with your third class germs!! Arghhh!!!" Not only that, but his behind was touching it, PANTLESS!!! Not since that Majin Buu incident where they had to fight cheek to cheek he had never wanted to have THAT kind of close contact ever again!!!!
Vegeta shot a small ki blast at the spot and then sat back down. Goku, as usual, watched on in confusion.
"Ummm, Vegeta, why did you shoot the couch?"
"I hear the woman talk about how heat kills germs...."
"Oh... I guess..." Goku still didn't understand, but all this drama was giving him a 'Vegeta Headache.' Vegeta calmed down and got back to the whole reason why he was sitting there in the first place.
"Kakarott....."
"Yeah, Vegeta?" Goku was still watching the nice glow from the TV.
"Why are you in my house, sitting on my sofa, eating my popcorn, wearing one of my blankets, and watching my TV?" It was a real miracle that he hadn't lost in again, although he felt the 'Kakarott Headache' start to rise up.
"Oh. Well, I was asleep, and I remembered about this.." He said, making a gesture towards the television.
"And then?" Vegeta raised his eyebrow to the still aloof Goku.
"So, I got up and Chi-Chi just starts yelling at me..." By this point Goku's eyes had clouded over with fear, and he had begun to shake a little.
"I couldn't even hear what she was saying!!!!! It was just like 'Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah Blah Blah!! Blah! Blaahhhhh!!'(At hearing this Vegeta nodded his head in agreement. He heard the EXACT same thing when the woman was yelling at HIM!) so I told her that I didn't know what she was saying and then...." He was hysterical and had started to wave his arms up and down. Vegeta still wasn't in a very sympathetic mood.
"Kakarott! Will you just hurry up and tell me?!!!!"
All of a sudden Goku lunged right at Vegeta, pinned him down, and was looking into his eyes, and shaking him like a mad man.
"She....she...she...." That was it!!!! Vegeta had to get him back to his stupid self, so he punched Goku right in the jaw, causing him to return to his previous position.
"She pulled out..." Goku looked at Vegeta, pleading him to not make him tell the rest of the story. Vegeta understood all to well.
"Let me guess.....IT?"
Goku nodded his head sadly and continued with his devastating story of doom.
"I had to get out of there. So I thought of the only place where I felt safe and Instant Transmissioned myself over here....and here I am!" He finished happily, returning to his TV watching.
"So...What exactly are so eager to watch Kakarott?"
Goku's faced lighted up almost instantly. His eyes grew wide and sparkly. He had obviously forgot the whole 'IT' story. Tipicle Kakarott.
"Well?"
"It's the all-night Invader Zim marathon!!!!!!" Goku was now jumping up with excitement. Vegeta had NO idea what the baka was going on about.
"Invader What?!"
"::GASP!:: You mean you've never heard of Invader Zim?!!!"
"I have a life, Kakarott!"
"Vegeta! You are going to LOVE this show....It's soooo cool! Especially Gir.....he is the man! Well, umm robot slash dog thing, but still!!! Veggie look!! It's starting!!!" Goku pointed to the TV and grabbed the bowl of popcorn close to his body. Vegeta just wanted to get this night over with. He kept telling himslef that it would all get back to normal by tomorrow. Well, as normal as a Saiyan Prince's life can be.
Goku and Vegeta watched as the opening credits began for the cursed 'Invader Zim'. Vegeta sighed as he saw a little robot with green eyes run and then crash into the TV screen. This was going to be a looong night.......
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Well that's it! Chapter 2 done!!! YAY!!!!!!! I hope you all like it cuz I am having so much fun writing this!!! Is it a bad thing if I think my stories are the funniest ever???? Just wondering... Hehehe...... Well if you see any mistakes or notice if I kinda confuse you in some parts, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get this out by like right now...LOL!!! Please Review!!!!! And read my other stories!!!!!!
BYE!!!!!
A/N: Guess who's back! Back again! MiraisGirl87's back! Tell a friend!!!! Hey everybody!!!! I missed you!!!!!!! Yes,I have alot of energy! I just finished drinking a BIG glass of chocolate milk!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Just a few comments before we start:
THANK YOU to everyone that has reviewed this story!!! I love you all!!!!
Another thing:
In one episode where the boys are learning how to fuse, Goten wakes up and he's like "I want fried chicken." So there ya go! There IS a reference made about fried chicken in the original storyline! LOL!!!
On with the story!
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"Kakarott!!!!! What in the blue hell are you doing here?!!!!"
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"Hey V-man! What's up??" Goku said happily, standing and turning around to face him under a very warm and comfy blanket.
Vegeta thought that maybe he was somehow in the wrong house. Maybe he had wandered to Kakarott's house by some horrible, horrible, mistake. The woman HAD been snoring for a few weeks now, and he had trouble sleeping now and then, so it really didn't seem that impossible... He had seen some pretty impossible stuff. He glanced around to see if he was correct. But everything was so big and expensive, this couldn't possibly be Kakarott's house! So why was Kakarott here? And acting so comfortable?.... And why was he not wearing any pants?!
"Kakarott! Before you explain ANY of this to me...Go and get some pants NOW!!" Vegeta tried to look away, but the damage had been done...the image of Kakarott PANTLESS, had been made and it would forever be embedded in the mind of our prince...Oh the horror...
"Huh?.." Goku looked down to where his pants would of been, if he had any, and came to a spine tingling realization. He started laughing nervously and put his hand behind his head, the cheesy grin appearing on his face. (A/N: Goku style! Gotta Luv It!)
"No wonder I felt a draft!!! OK V-man! I'll be right back!!!" He placed two of his fingers to his forehead and disappeared shortly after....
"Oh please hurry." Vegeta said sarcastically, while thinking of ways to Kakarott-proof his house.
'Maybe the woman could glue needles all around the house. THAT'S IT!!! And she calls herself a genius!!! Ha! Hmmm. I should get her right now. Some late night work could get the snoring to stop and I could get some sleep and be rid of HIM forever! Yes, I am so great. Better start before the 'Pantless Moron' comes back.'
For the first time since last Christmas when Goku spilled eggnog all over him, had a picture taken of the incident, had both families frame the 'masterpiece' and hang it on one of the many walls of Capsule Corp.© and Goku's house, not to mention that Bulma had made copies and carried one around in her wallet, Vegeta felt good. No, just good, he felt HAPPY. He would be able to get rid of all his problems at once! Oh happy day! Err... Night!
Just as Vegeta was about to run upstairs to awake the woman, Goku returned, happy, warm, and with pants….
"I'm back! And just in time too!" Goku faded out and landed back on the couch, where this whole ordeal had begun.
"Grrrr…"
Goku looked behind him to see Vegeta in a very deep scowl. Of course, to everyone who really didn't know, Vegeta would of seemed really mad and just that. But, Goku knew, and he wasn't worried.
"Oh, I'm sorry….You wanna watch with me?" Not waiting for a reply, Goku turned back to the TV.
"Kakarott! You still haven't answered my question!!!!!" Maybe, secretly he and Kakarott were close friends, but this was still so irritating!!!!
"Answer me!!!!" Vegeta moved closer to the idiotic lunatic and was about to strangle him….
*DING!*
"Alright! It's ready!" Goku, once again, had jumped happily off the couch and flew to the kitchen, while Vegeta had started to get one of those headaches that usually comes while dealing with Kakarott.
Goku came back into the living room with a huge bowl of popcorn and sat back down, munching away. Vegeta just wanted an explanation, and knowing Kakarott, this was going to be difficult. He walked over to where he was sitting and pushed Goku to the other side. Goku protested loudly to the taking of 'his' spot. After all, he was the one who made it all warm, and caused the comfortable bucket to form. He launched himself towards Vegeta, but the agitated Prince just threw the bowl at his head and smirked evilly as he saw Kakarott stop in mid air, catch the bowl, and return to his 'new spot'.
"Hey that wasn't nice Vegeta…." Goku said sadly, in between handfuls of popcorn. "That was MY spot…."
Vegeta gave an another agitated sigh as the, what he liked to call, 'Kakarott Headache' got worse. He 'Hmphed' and brought his attention back to Goku, who was still upset about the whole 'spot' thing and was pouting at the T.V. mumbling about 'a mean Saiyan Prince'……
"Kakarott! Are you that stupid?!" Vegeta could tell by the confused look on his face that, that was an obvious question… 'How he managed to surpass me and save this disgraceful planet time and time again is just stupid beyond reason. Hmph.' So he wouldn't cause Kakarott, or himself, more thinking cramps, he rephrased the question.
"You DO know that you are in MY house, right??" Goku nodded slowly, still not understanding where Vegeta was going with this.
"Grr.. You fool! How do you expect something that is in MY house to be yours!" Finally understanding where this was going, Goku retaliated.
"But, Vegeta! I made that cool bucket that hugs you tightly and who do you think made it all warm and stuff?" Vegeta forgot to think about the whole 'warm' thing and jumped off the couch, his face in a really, really, deep scowl.
"You idiot! That was MY spot!!!!! Now you have tainted it with your third class germs!! Arghhh!!!" Not only that, but his behind was touching it, PANTLESS!!! Not since that Majin Buu incident where they had to fight cheek to cheek he had never wanted to have THAT kind of close contact ever again!!!!
Vegeta shot a small ki blast at the spot and then sat back down. Goku, as usual, watched on in confusion.
"Ummm, Vegeta, why did you shoot the couch?"
"I hear the woman talk about how heat kills germs...."
"Oh... I guess..." Goku still didn't understand, but all this drama was giving him a 'Vegeta Headache.' Vegeta calmed down and got back to the whole reason why he was sitting there in the first place.
"Kakarott....."
"Yeah, Vegeta?" Goku was still watching the nice glow from the TV.
"Why are you in my house, sitting on my sofa, eating my popcorn, wearing one of my blankets, and watching my TV?" It was a real miracle that he hadn't lost in again, although he felt the 'Kakarott Headache' start to rise up.
"Oh. Well, I was asleep, and I remembered about this.." He said, making a gesture towards the television.
"And then?" Vegeta raised his eyebrow to the still aloof Goku.
"So, I got up and Chi-Chi just starts yelling at me..." By this point Goku's eyes had clouded over with fear, and he had begun to shake a little.
"I couldn't even hear what she was saying!!!!! It was just like 'Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah Blah Blah!! Blah! Blaahhhhh!!'(At hearing this Vegeta nodded his head in agreement. He heard the EXACT same thing when the woman was yelling at HIM!) so I told her that I didn't know what she was saying and then...." He was hysterical and had started to wave his arms up and down. Vegeta still wasn't in a very sympathetic mood.
"Kakarott! Will you just hurry up and tell me?!!!!"
All of a sudden Goku lunged right at Vegeta, pinned him down, and was looking into his eyes, and shaking him like a mad man.
"She....she...she...." That was it!!!! Vegeta had to get him back to his stupid self, so he punched Goku right in the jaw, causing him to return to his previous position.
"She pulled out..." Goku looked at Vegeta, pleading him to not make him tell the rest of the story. Vegeta understood all to well.
"Let me guess.....IT?"
Goku nodded his head sadly and continued with his devastating story of doom.
"I had to get out of there. So I thought of the only place where I felt safe and Instant Transmissioned myself over here....and here I am!" He finished happily, returning to his TV watching.
"So...What exactly are so eager to watch Kakarott?"
Goku's faced lighted up almost instantly. His eyes grew wide and sparkly. He had obviously forgot the whole 'IT' story. Tipicle Kakarott.
"Well?"
"It's the all-night Invader Zim marathon!!!!!!" Goku was now jumping up with excitement. Vegeta had NO idea what the baka was going on about.
"Invader What?!"
"::GASP!:: You mean you've never heard of Invader Zim?!!!"
"I have a life, Kakarott!"
"Vegeta! You are going to LOVE this show....It's soooo cool! Especially Gir.....he is the man! Well, umm robot slash dog thing, but still!!! Veggie look!! It's starting!!!" Goku pointed to the TV and grabbed the bowl of popcorn close to his body. Vegeta just wanted to get this night over with. He kept telling himslef that it would all get back to normal by tomorrow. Well, as normal as a Saiyan Prince's life can be.
Goku and Vegeta watched as the opening credits began for the cursed 'Invader Zim'. Vegeta sighed as he saw a little robot with green eyes run and then crash into the TV screen. This was going to be a looong night.......
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Well that's it! Chapter 2 done!!! YAY!!!!!!! I hope you all like it cuz I am having so much fun writing this!!! Is it a bad thing if I think my stories are the funniest ever???? Just wondering... Hehehe...... Well if you see any mistakes or notice if I kinda confuse you in some parts, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get this out by like right now...LOL!!! Please Review!!!!! And read my other stories!!!!!!
BYE!!!!!