Prologue


Teleute: So, are you ready guys?


Walter: Do we have a choice?


Teleute: No


Walter: (sighs)


Teleute: Silence in the set! Action!


Walter: Castle Dracula The Year: 1462 A.D. CONSTANTINOPLE HAD FALLEN. MUSLIM TURKS SWEPT INTO EUROPE WITH A VAST, SUPERIOR FORCE, STRIKING AT ROMANIA, THREATENING ALL OF CHRISTENDOM. FROM TRANSYLVANIA AROSE A ROMANIAN KNIGHT,OF THE SACRED ORDER OF THE DRAGON, KNOWN AS DRACULEA.


Alucard: That's me! Meet your doom, you weaklings! HAHAHAHAHA (kills some turks with his guns)


Teleute: Cut! Alucard you don't have any speech in this scene! And you're supossed to have a sword!


Alucard: Really?


Teleute: Yes, didn't you read the script?


Alucard: (smirks) I like to improvised... This way is much better...


Walter: May I continue?


Teleute: Go on... Action!


Walter: ON THE EVE OF THE BATTLE, HIS BRIDE ELISABETA WHOM HE PRIZED ABOVE ALL THINGS ON EARTH KNEW THAT HE MUST FACE AN INSURMOUNTABLE FORCE FROM WHICH HE MIGHT NEVER RETURN.


(Alucard try to hug Integra and gets a 'don't touch me' glare from her. Integra wears her sailor dress that used to have when she was 13. She has a gun in her right hand)


Teleute: Cut! Integra, what the hell are you wearing?


Integra: This is the only dress I have!


Teleute: Ok..., just hide the gun, please?


Integra: Are you kidding? We are at war here! Is this Elisabeta an idiot that she stroll everywhere without a weapon?


Teleute: This is a movie Integra, do it or I sure I will make you wear that nice pink dress, I 've told you about...


(Integra curses and hides the gun)


(In the Medieval Romanian Battlefield Alucard kisses Integra's crucifix )


Alucard (in his language): God be praised! I am victorious!...


Alucard (grins maddly): The hell with God, I should be praised! I'm the best, that pathetic turks couldn't beat me... (kicks a dead turk) MUHAHAHAHA (Integra's face comes into his mind) Elisabeta! My master!Erhh... I mean my love!


Walter: THE VENGEFUL TURKS SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE CASTLE CARRYING THE FALSE NEWS OF DRACULEA'S DEATH. ELISABETA, BELIEVING HIM DEAD, FLUNG HERSELF INTO THE RIVER. Oh no, I shall save you Sir Integra! I mean Lady Elisabeta. (uses his wires to catch the falling Integra)


Integra: Thanks, Walter...


Teleute: Cut! You're supossed to be dead! To commit suicide!


Integra: I'm afraid of highs since the helicopter accident, I'm no going to jump again...


Teluete: Improvise a suicide then, I don't care, just be dead... Got it? Action...


Walter: AS I WAS SAYING... ELISABETA, BELIVING HIM DEAD, (pauses)


(Integra grabs a dagger and stabs herself in the neck)


Walter: SHE STABED HERSELF IN THE NECK...


(Alucard returns to the castle Integra lies dead on the chapel floor)


SUICIDE NOTE FROM INTEGRA(rumanian?): My useless husband is dead. All is lost without him. The castle is a disaster..., he didn't pay the the money that the turks had lend him. He even stole my cross! Damn him to hell... May God and the Queen pay our bills...


Anderson (that language again): She has taken her own life without paying the taxes!. Her soul cannot be saved. She is damned. It is God's Law. And HE IS PERFECT! WE'RE HIS SERVANTS


Alucard (translation): Yeah, suuuuuure (rolles eyes), Ehem... Nooo! Is this my reward for following all her commands? I mean God's will... Who needs God anyway? I'm find without him...


Anderson (translation): You'll pay for this sacrilage (grabs his swords and throws some to Alucard). In the Name of God, Amen...


Alucard (translation): I renounce God! I shall rise from my own death to avenge hers with all the powers of darkness! Yeah I rock! That sounds really neat! He he


( Alucard extracts Anderson's swords and with one of them stabs at the altar cross Blood pours from it, from the eyes of statues, and from candle flames Alucard fills a chalice with the blood and drinks it)


Alucard (translation): The blood is the life and it shall be mine! Geez, this is much better than Hellsing's medicine blood...

(Blood covers the chapel floor, Integra stands up)

Teleute: Cut! You're supossed to be dead!

Integra (points to the blood): I'm not going to be bath in the vampire's filthy blood! That's just disgusting!

Teleute: (massages her temples) Alright...(notices Alucard and Anderson's fight) Alucard! Anderson! Stop both of you!

(Anderson and Alucard stop their dueling)

Anderson: You can't stop a man in a mission of God

Teleute: Yes I can, I'm Death after all! And besides you can't kill Alucard, yet... You'll have to wait we finish the movie, it's that clear? For both of you...

Anderson and Alucard: yes...


Teleute: Alright, it's all for today, or I will loss my mind, as Del did... See you, tomorrow... And please, try to follow the script, yes?

All: We'll try... (evil grin)

Disclamer: I don't own anything, alright? If you want to sue me is your loss... Well another really bad chapter is 6:00 AM I didn't sleep so... Again, my english is not good... So you'll have to excuse me... Review (flames are welcome too!). And yes, all the character's are a bit (a lot!) OCC... Thanks for your review General Sephiroth!! The sequel of both fics will have to wait a little... Next week a have a lot of exams... (damn University T_T).