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Note: This fic contains quite a bit of madness and random insane thoughts that the author thought up when she was only half-awake.
Aquaria watched the ground far below her speed past in awe, 27 was dragging her swiftly through the air by her wrist, which kinda hurt.
"Are we there yet?" asked Aquaria dimly.
"Sorry dudette, I know this travel may blow, but we gotta cruse for a bit to get to 'Kami's Blow- out'," 27 explained.
"'Blow-out'? I thought it was 'Cookout'!" Aquaria frowned.
"Well if they totally burn any of the food, we could always call it the wicked 'Kami's Blackout' ya know," 27 smirked.
Aquaria giggled, then stopped as she felt something fall off her foot, "My bunny slipper!" she screamed, watching the fallen garment with watery eyes.
"Wait here dudette," 27 told her, before diving after the bright pink, fluffy bunny slipper.
Now this would have been okay, if Aquaria knew how to fly.
27 snatched the slipper and hovered in mid-air, holding the pink fluffy thing triumphantly, "No pressure dude," he smirked to himself. He paused as Aquaria fell past him, screaming as she plummeted down to the Earth's surface.
"Bummer dude," sulked 27 before he dived down to catch her.
"Aaaah- Owie!" exclaimed Aquaria as her nose pressed against the ground, 27 had caught her almost just in time. He held Aquaria up by the feet, "Eh, sorry dudette. I forgot you totally couldn't cruse," 27 blushed.
"It's okay," mumbled Aquaria as she got to her feet.
"I think 'Kami's Take-outs' should be over there, it's a totally massive tower anyway. Oh dude! That must go on for ever! Cool," mused 27.
"Alright! Let's go!" grinned Aquaria.
"You spunk it dudette!" laughed 27, grabbing her by the wrist and flying her up the tower.
Cell was going, decidedly, insane. He would have given his armour for a stress ball, or even a wall to bang his head against. But nothing came.
"Yemma!!!" Cell thundered, "I demand you let me out of here at once!" Cell ordered.
Nothing.
Cell sighed, 'If something doesn't happen soon, I'll go mad. . .' he thought.
Cell watched half-heartedly as a bright orange duck with purple dread-locks swam past on top of a radio that was playing the Teletubies' theme song.
"Nope. I'm already mad," he muttered.
Cell looked around at the void, thousands of imaginary existences were floating around. Probably what you would see if you peered into the mind of a mad-man.
A rubber chicken was waltzing with superman on a giant chess board tattooed with images of llamas and dwarfs.
"This is obviously somebody's really sick idea of a joke," Cell murmured, watching a sports drink and a moneybox play 'hopscotch'.
King Kai laughed profoundly as he sent more imaginary existences into the bubble that controlled the void. Bubbles watched with a blank expression as Gregory whispered ideas into King Kai's head.
After half an hour Cell realized that the same pair of earings had asked him to dance eight times and the hypocritical pot-plant didn't do anything to help. And several elves had referred to him as 'Barney' as they had greeted him most warmly.
Cell was not amused.
Cindi flew silently through the eerie silence of space, she had soon fled Earth as she knew there was only one way to save her mother and 27, "Find the midget, blame him," Cindi muttered. Cindi was like a female replica of Cell, except that she was blue and had no head- crest.
Cindi sighed, she was flying at two point four times the speed of light for the last hour and still her psychic link with SK had only slightly improved. She could tell which direction he was in, but she was growing tired and sad thoughts about her mother, and the pain she might be suffering, dimmed Cindi's spirit.
She slowed down to a stop, 'Maybe I should just give up. . .' she thought, 'Mum is probably dead, if I die maybe the three of us could be together again. . .' she mused.
'.sword.' came a fuzzy whisper from her head, she snapped out of her self- pity and concentrated.
'Go on. pull it out.' came SK's thoughts.
"Oh god! I can berley read him!" she muttered, "At least I'm close. I can't give up now. Earth will prevail, Mum will live, and Daddy will come back. Then my brothers will separate from me, and we can be a family. Like we should have been. . ." Cindi smiled, tears threatening to spill down the side of her face.
Cindi sighed and picked up speed, "Midget!!!" she yelled into space, and through her mind.
SK stopped short as he heard the word 'midget' echo inside his head.
"Oh great. . ." he mumbled.
"What?" asked Gohan innocently, practicing with the sword.
"She just never learns, does she. . ." he murmured to himself.
"Who?" chorused Gohan and Kibit.
"That child, Cindi I think it was. . ." SK frowned.
"Hey! You mean Aquaria's kid!" Gohan grinned.
Cindi could hear Gohan through SK's thoughts, "Damn! So much for surprises. . ." she mumbled.
Cindi sighed and hid her ki level, and flew onwards to the planet. She arrived there in a few moments and landed on the other side of the planet that SK was on.
'Cindi? How did you get up here. . .?' asked SK's mind curiously.
'. . .' Cindi emptied her thoughts so that she didn't answer him.
'Where are you anyway?' thought SK, slightly annoyed, 'This mind-reading thing isn't that accurate. . .'
Cindi tried to go into stealth mode, blocking SK's mind out and flying swiftly over to spy on them.
Cindi poked her head out from behind a tree as she surveyed the landscape. Gohan was practicing with a sword and Goku was talking to him excitedly.
"Since when did the monkeys arrive?" Cindi murmured.
Cindi gulped and hid behind the boulder as Goku approached her hiding spot.
".What about this?" grinned Goku, lifting up the rock that Cindi was clinging onto. From the angle that they were standing at, none of them could see Cindi.
"You- want me to slice it in half?" asked Gohan, "Okay," he shrugged.
Goku tossed the boulder, and Cindi up into the air, accidentally putting a spin on it. Cindi clutched frantically to the rock as it spun too fast for anyone to see her.
SK gasped slightly as he felt the sword cut cleanly through Cindi.
"Hey! Watch who you're cutting up!" exclaimed Cindi as half of her hopped about on the ground. The others went pale at seeing only half of her, the rest vaporised.
"Arg! Do you know how long it takes to regrow these things?!" Cindi growled. The seem where she had been cut started to fester, then her other half sprouted out with a sickening wet sound. SK thought he was going to be ill.
"A whole three point three, three, three repeating seconds!" Cindi snapped.
Cindi looked astonished at there queasy faces, "I know who the monkeys and the midget are, but who's the old guy?" she asked as she stretched her new limbs.
"Kibit," growled Kibit sternly, infuriated that yet another alien had polluted the atmosphere with it's presence.
"Oh. Hi Kibble," she greeted. "It's Ki-bit," explained Kibit tersely.
"Whatever Kitty," Cindi drawled.
"Kibit!" he yelled.
". . .I like the name 'Kibble' better," she concluded.
SK was blushing darkly up at Cindi. She was about twice as tall, if not taller, than him right now. Cindi smirked and walked right up to him, towering over the midget.
"Wow! You're even shorter than last time! I didn't even think that was possible!" Cindi laughed at SK. Who was now blushing furiously.
Note: This fic contains quite a bit of madness and random insane thoughts that the author thought up when she was only half-awake.
Aquaria watched the ground far below her speed past in awe, 27 was dragging her swiftly through the air by her wrist, which kinda hurt.
"Are we there yet?" asked Aquaria dimly.
"Sorry dudette, I know this travel may blow, but we gotta cruse for a bit to get to 'Kami's Blow- out'," 27 explained.
"'Blow-out'? I thought it was 'Cookout'!" Aquaria frowned.
"Well if they totally burn any of the food, we could always call it the wicked 'Kami's Blackout' ya know," 27 smirked.
Aquaria giggled, then stopped as she felt something fall off her foot, "My bunny slipper!" she screamed, watching the fallen garment with watery eyes.
"Wait here dudette," 27 told her, before diving after the bright pink, fluffy bunny slipper.
Now this would have been okay, if Aquaria knew how to fly.
27 snatched the slipper and hovered in mid-air, holding the pink fluffy thing triumphantly, "No pressure dude," he smirked to himself. He paused as Aquaria fell past him, screaming as she plummeted down to the Earth's surface.
"Bummer dude," sulked 27 before he dived down to catch her.
"Aaaah- Owie!" exclaimed Aquaria as her nose pressed against the ground, 27 had caught her almost just in time. He held Aquaria up by the feet, "Eh, sorry dudette. I forgot you totally couldn't cruse," 27 blushed.
"It's okay," mumbled Aquaria as she got to her feet.
"I think 'Kami's Take-outs' should be over there, it's a totally massive tower anyway. Oh dude! That must go on for ever! Cool," mused 27.
"Alright! Let's go!" grinned Aquaria.
"You spunk it dudette!" laughed 27, grabbing her by the wrist and flying her up the tower.
Cell was going, decidedly, insane. He would have given his armour for a stress ball, or even a wall to bang his head against. But nothing came.
"Yemma!!!" Cell thundered, "I demand you let me out of here at once!" Cell ordered.
Nothing.
Cell sighed, 'If something doesn't happen soon, I'll go mad. . .' he thought.
Cell watched half-heartedly as a bright orange duck with purple dread-locks swam past on top of a radio that was playing the Teletubies' theme song.
"Nope. I'm already mad," he muttered.
Cell looked around at the void, thousands of imaginary existences were floating around. Probably what you would see if you peered into the mind of a mad-man.
A rubber chicken was waltzing with superman on a giant chess board tattooed with images of llamas and dwarfs.
"This is obviously somebody's really sick idea of a joke," Cell murmured, watching a sports drink and a moneybox play 'hopscotch'.
King Kai laughed profoundly as he sent more imaginary existences into the bubble that controlled the void. Bubbles watched with a blank expression as Gregory whispered ideas into King Kai's head.
After half an hour Cell realized that the same pair of earings had asked him to dance eight times and the hypocritical pot-plant didn't do anything to help. And several elves had referred to him as 'Barney' as they had greeted him most warmly.
Cell was not amused.
Cindi flew silently through the eerie silence of space, she had soon fled Earth as she knew there was only one way to save her mother and 27, "Find the midget, blame him," Cindi muttered. Cindi was like a female replica of Cell, except that she was blue and had no head- crest.
Cindi sighed, she was flying at two point four times the speed of light for the last hour and still her psychic link with SK had only slightly improved. She could tell which direction he was in, but she was growing tired and sad thoughts about her mother, and the pain she might be suffering, dimmed Cindi's spirit.
She slowed down to a stop, 'Maybe I should just give up. . .' she thought, 'Mum is probably dead, if I die maybe the three of us could be together again. . .' she mused.
'.sword.' came a fuzzy whisper from her head, she snapped out of her self- pity and concentrated.
'Go on. pull it out.' came SK's thoughts.
"Oh god! I can berley read him!" she muttered, "At least I'm close. I can't give up now. Earth will prevail, Mum will live, and Daddy will come back. Then my brothers will separate from me, and we can be a family. Like we should have been. . ." Cindi smiled, tears threatening to spill down the side of her face.
Cindi sighed and picked up speed, "Midget!!!" she yelled into space, and through her mind.
SK stopped short as he heard the word 'midget' echo inside his head.
"Oh great. . ." he mumbled.
"What?" asked Gohan innocently, practicing with the sword.
"She just never learns, does she. . ." he murmured to himself.
"Who?" chorused Gohan and Kibit.
"That child, Cindi I think it was. . ." SK frowned.
"Hey! You mean Aquaria's kid!" Gohan grinned.
Cindi could hear Gohan through SK's thoughts, "Damn! So much for surprises. . ." she mumbled.
Cindi sighed and hid her ki level, and flew onwards to the planet. She arrived there in a few moments and landed on the other side of the planet that SK was on.
'Cindi? How did you get up here. . .?' asked SK's mind curiously.
'. . .' Cindi emptied her thoughts so that she didn't answer him.
'Where are you anyway?' thought SK, slightly annoyed, 'This mind-reading thing isn't that accurate. . .'
Cindi tried to go into stealth mode, blocking SK's mind out and flying swiftly over to spy on them.
Cindi poked her head out from behind a tree as she surveyed the landscape. Gohan was practicing with a sword and Goku was talking to him excitedly.
"Since when did the monkeys arrive?" Cindi murmured.
Cindi gulped and hid behind the boulder as Goku approached her hiding spot.
".What about this?" grinned Goku, lifting up the rock that Cindi was clinging onto. From the angle that they were standing at, none of them could see Cindi.
"You- want me to slice it in half?" asked Gohan, "Okay," he shrugged.
Goku tossed the boulder, and Cindi up into the air, accidentally putting a spin on it. Cindi clutched frantically to the rock as it spun too fast for anyone to see her.
SK gasped slightly as he felt the sword cut cleanly through Cindi.
"Hey! Watch who you're cutting up!" exclaimed Cindi as half of her hopped about on the ground. The others went pale at seeing only half of her, the rest vaporised.
"Arg! Do you know how long it takes to regrow these things?!" Cindi growled. The seem where she had been cut started to fester, then her other half sprouted out with a sickening wet sound. SK thought he was going to be ill.
"A whole three point three, three, three repeating seconds!" Cindi snapped.
Cindi looked astonished at there queasy faces, "I know who the monkeys and the midget are, but who's the old guy?" she asked as she stretched her new limbs.
"Kibit," growled Kibit sternly, infuriated that yet another alien had polluted the atmosphere with it's presence.
"Oh. Hi Kibble," she greeted. "It's Ki-bit," explained Kibit tersely.
"Whatever Kitty," Cindi drawled.
"Kibit!" he yelled.
". . .I like the name 'Kibble' better," she concluded.
SK was blushing darkly up at Cindi. She was about twice as tall, if not taller, than him right now. Cindi smirked and walked right up to him, towering over the midget.
"Wow! You're even shorter than last time! I didn't even think that was possible!" Cindi laughed at SK. Who was now blushing furiously.