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Cell's mighty brain worked out the solution in seconds, "Check-mate," he smirked as he won the tenth game of chess against Spiderman, who was wearing a very pretty, frilly pink dress with lace attached prettily onto it wherever it could. Spiderman was busy with his tea-set to notice and continued to chat non-stop to the cactus.

Cell rolled his eyes and had to duck from a low-flying blowfish.

King Kai huffed, Cell was still acting calm and nothing so far had made him show any emotion at all.

A troll landed heavily on the tiny planet and looked at King Kai, "Excuse me, but King Yemma asked if there was anyone willing to help with the paperwork for judging the souls. They're coming in 100,000 people per hour!" he exclaimed.

King Kai blinked, then looked at the bubble Cell was in, "What about him?" he suggested.

"Anyone will do!" quipped the troll.

King Kai looked at the bubble, then popped it.



27 and Aquaria stood in the shade of the mighty building that was built on 'Kami's Cookout'. 27 was eating popcorn and watching Trunks and Goten practicing the fusion thingie.

"Oh dudes!" 27 laughed, "This is one helluva ballet! You guys sure crash one wicked party!" he grinned.

Trunks blushed and growled angrily, Goten just pouted. Aquaria sighed and shifted on her feet, she was worried about Cindi.

"Don't worry dudette," 27 smiled weakly, "Cindi will be okay. Don't sweat it. As you said, 'She is a Cell-girl. No dude can touch her'," 27 smiled crookedly.

Aquaria smiled and nodded, "Know any good jokes?" she asked, watching as Trunks tripped over Goten's leg, fell onto it, making Goten crash right on top of him.

"Uh. . . I know some totally awesome waiter jokes. They would so crash with this party dudette," 27 smirked.

Aquaria grinned, "Oh! Do tell!" she giggled.

27 replied in a high-pitched voice, "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"

Aquaria giggled.

27 put on a waiter's voice, "It looks like it's learning to swim sir."

Aquaria burst out in laughter, "Oh yeah? Ahem, 'Waiter! This coffee is terrible! It tastes like earth!"

27 waited eagerly for the punch line.

"Yes sir, it was ground yesterday!" laughed Aquaria before they both fell over in laughter.

"Oh dudes!" chocked 27 in a fit of laughter, "I gotta a stitch!"

"I'm not done yet!" Aquaria smirked, "Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!"

27 almost fell over.

"Yes sir, he's committed insecticide!" Aquaria finished in a funny voice.

"Waiter, there is a slug in my salad!" laughed 27.

Aquaria held her breath.

"I'm sorry dude, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian!" 27 and Aquaria both started to laugh again, and so did Goten and Trunks, who were listening.

"I got one!" Goten grinned, "Come on Trunks! Say there's a fly in my wine!!!!"

Trunks sighed, "Waiter. . . " he said dimly, "There's a fly in my wine,"

"Well sir, you did ask for something with a little body in it!!!" Goten giggled madly.

27 and Aquaria burst out in laughter.

"Hey! I got one!" grinned 27, "Waiter, there is a spider on my plate, send me the manager!"

The other three watched him intensely

That's no good dude, he's scared of them too!" 27 grinned.



Cindi sat, quite bored, on a boulder as she watched Gohan practice with the sword. She was still a little angry about being sliced in half, but still thought it was funny now that she was twice SK's height.

Cindi watched them lazily as SK conjured up a rock of the hardest metal in the universe, 'Uh. . . SK?' thought Cindi cautiously, "That might not be a good idea!" she warned them.

Cindi sighed and watched as the sword shattered, "Told ya so," she stated.

SK and Kibit glared at her.

Cindi got comfortable on the rock, they may be here for some time. Cindi liked rocks and boulders, she had been spending quite a lot of time over the last few days of sitting on rocks anyway.

'So bored. . .' she thought. She watched the oddly coloured sky for a moment, until she heard her name being mentioned, "Yo?" she answered, sitting up with her arms still behind her head in a relaxed position.

She raised an eyebrow at the old guy, dressed like SK, that was sitting on the ground. Goku appeared to be talking to him.

'He, he. This should be interesting,' thought SK.

'Man, you really don't like me do you midget?' replied Cindi telepathically.

'How could someone favour a person who calls one 'midget'?!' snapped SK's mind.

'Sorry. Man, you're really touchy about your height. . .' thought Cindi.

"So how about it Cindi, you up for it?" asked Gohan.

Cindi shook her head, "Sorry. Didn't catch that, up for what?" she asked.

Gohan looked at Goku, who looked at the old guy, who had a very evil and perverted look on his face.

Cindi blinked.



Cell sighed as he whizzed through the paperwork, his enormous brain coming into use.

Yemma frowned at him, he didn't like Cell. The feeling was mutual.

"Tell me Yemma, why did you keep me in the void when you let the others go?" Cell asked mildly, trying to hide his rage.

"Because of all the crimes you had committed!" Yemma frowned.

"And dying for a loved one is nothing, right?" Cell drawled, "Or doing everything I could to save my daughter, Aquaria, and vowing never to kill another human again?"

"You never vowed," replied Yemma harshly.

"You never asked," Cell replied angrily.

"I don't see any reason to send you back to the real world Cell-" Yemma was cut off by Cell blasting thirty innocent people.

"I stay here, you get havoc. I go back up, I try and save the world," Cell stated.

"Why would you do that?" asked Yemma.

"Aquaria, she can't live outside the ozone layer. She'll die without the world," Cell told him calmly.

"How much does this 'Aquaria' mean to you? The odds are high that you'll forget her and blow the planet up," Yemma reminded him.

"Aquaria and my Cell juniors are all that matter to me. I hold Aquaria higher than the others because she cannot survive in outer space," Cell muttered.

Yemma nodded, you get this load of paperwork done, you may leave.

Cell's brain clicked, there was a whirl of paper as Cell sped through the paper with super- human speed. Cell stood up, panting, "Done!"