Without Me (Ruriem Ver)
Author By FLCO EX
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Legal Crap: I don't own anything that is Nadesico. I also don't own the following cameo mentioned, Heero Yuy (GW), Relena (GW), Dexter (CN), Dee Dee (CN), Rei (EVA)
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Radio Announcer (aka A/N): Hello, this is FF.net Radio 999.99 FM. We have a special treat for ya, Ruriem is baaaaaccck. This time with her new single 'Without Me'. Now it's time for me to shaddup. Now sit back, relax and enjoy. Without Me by Ruriem..........
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\Hoshino Records Lobby/
Dr EX: Heero! Relena! Thank you for coming. (Hugges Relena then Heero)
Heero: Don't touch me, or I'll kill you.
Dr EX: (Quick let go of Heero) Sorry, Ahem, Ruri is waiting. Let's go.
\Hoshino Records Studio/
Dr EX: OK, are you ready Ruri?
Ruri: Oh shut the fuck up and let's finish this quick.
Dr EX: Ok ok. (Grumbles)
[Music Starts]
[Heero Yuy]
"Heero Yuy, real name no gimmicks"
[Intro: Ruri]
Two cute Houmei Girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*}
Two cute Houmei Girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*}
[Relena]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guess who's back
Back again
Ruri's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
[Verse One: Ruri]
I've created a virus, cause nobody wants to see Omoikane no more
They want Ruri, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Ruri, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of steel mixed with some hand implants
Some martians that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at Nadesico
by the Captain when I'm not co-operating
When I'm surfing the net while Jovians' attacking (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Uribatake
but your husband's scar problem's complicating
So the UE SPACY won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to lock me up in a Aestivalis
But it feels so empty, without me
So, watch P-O-D, there is Lapis
Fuck that, Ryoko hair changed, and so is her tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just formatted all my hard drives, FUCK YOU MEGUMI!
[Chorus: Ruri]
Now this looks like a job for me
So every idiots, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause Nadesico feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So every idiots, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause Nadesico feels so empty, without me
[Verse Two: Ruri]
Little Newtypes, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still watchin Cardcaptors
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BAKAS!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the Jump Gates
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone wearin Neko PJs {*smak*}
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my gold eyes; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your bent broadband surf it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The Princess of Electronics, back to the Nergal
I'm interesting, the best thing since Evangelion
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
P|-|3412 |\/|4 |337, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A Jovian, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Ruri]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Akatsuki, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Hokuhin-sixsome bastard
And Dexter? You can get stomped by Dee Dee
You 10 year old orange-headed fag, baka
You don't know me, you're too short, let go
It's over, nobody's watchin Cartoon Network
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new viruses
I been fragged, suspenseful with Quake
ever since Akito turned himself into Dark Prince {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-|337-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first queen of controversy
I am the worst thing since Rei Ayanami
to do black hacker so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other girl geniuses emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me
[Chorus]
[Ruri]
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Ruri] Idiots!
[Music fades]
Dr EX: OK! That's a wrap! Good Job guys.
Ruri took out a gun and shot Heero and Relena dead.
Dr EX: O________O|||||| WTF? RURI WTF YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?!?
Ruri: (Keep her gun) They give me the motherfucking creeps, so I fucking kill them.
Dr EX: -__________________-|||||||||||||||
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Well I hope you like it. Plz R&R. ^.^()
Author By FLCO EX
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Legal Crap: I don't own anything that is Nadesico. I also don't own the following cameo mentioned, Heero Yuy (GW), Relena (GW), Dexter (CN), Dee Dee (CN), Rei (EVA)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Radio Announcer (aka A/N): Hello, this is FF.net Radio 999.99 FM. We have a special treat for ya, Ruriem is baaaaaccck. This time with her new single 'Without Me'. Now it's time for me to shaddup. Now sit back, relax and enjoy. Without Me by Ruriem..........
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
\Hoshino Records Lobby/
Dr EX: Heero! Relena! Thank you for coming. (Hugges Relena then Heero)
Heero: Don't touch me, or I'll kill you.
Dr EX: (Quick let go of Heero) Sorry, Ahem, Ruri is waiting. Let's go.
\Hoshino Records Studio/
Dr EX: OK, are you ready Ruri?
Ruri: Oh shut the fuck up and let's finish this quick.
Dr EX: Ok ok. (Grumbles)
[Music Starts]
[Heero Yuy]
"Heero Yuy, real name no gimmicks"
[Intro: Ruri]
Two cute Houmei Girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*}
Two cute Houmei Girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*}
[Relena]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guess who's back
Back again
Ruri's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
[Verse One: Ruri]
I've created a virus, cause nobody wants to see Omoikane no more
They want Ruri, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Ruri, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of steel mixed with some hand implants
Some martians that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at Nadesico
by the Captain when I'm not co-operating
When I'm surfing the net while Jovians' attacking (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Uribatake
but your husband's scar problem's complicating
So the UE SPACY won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to lock me up in a Aestivalis
But it feels so empty, without me
So, watch P-O-D, there is Lapis
Fuck that, Ryoko hair changed, and so is her tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just formatted all my hard drives, FUCK YOU MEGUMI!
[Chorus: Ruri]
Now this looks like a job for me
So every idiots, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause Nadesico feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So every idiots, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause Nadesico feels so empty, without me
[Verse Two: Ruri]
Little Newtypes, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still watchin Cardcaptors
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BAKAS!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the Jump Gates
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone wearin Neko PJs {*smak*}
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my gold eyes; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your bent broadband surf it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The Princess of Electronics, back to the Nergal
I'm interesting, the best thing since Evangelion
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
P|-|3412 |\/|4 |337, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A Jovian, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Ruri]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Akatsuki, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Hokuhin-sixsome bastard
And Dexter? You can get stomped by Dee Dee
You 10 year old orange-headed fag, baka
You don't know me, you're too short, let go
It's over, nobody's watchin Cartoon Network
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new viruses
I been fragged, suspenseful with Quake
ever since Akito turned himself into Dark Prince {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-|337-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first queen of controversy
I am the worst thing since Rei Ayanami
to do black hacker so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other girl geniuses emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me
[Chorus]
[Ruri]
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Ruri] Idiots!
[Music fades]
Dr EX: OK! That's a wrap! Good Job guys.
Ruri took out a gun and shot Heero and Relena dead.
Dr EX: O________O|||||| WTF? RURI WTF YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?!?
Ruri: (Keep her gun) They give me the motherfucking creeps, so I fucking kill them.
Dr EX: -__________________-|||||||||||||||
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well I hope you like it. Plz R&R. ^.^()