LEXX 5.0: Xteven's Tale
Chapter 1 - The Future of Stanley and Xev
"S-SON?! What do you mean?!" shouted Stan, overwhelmed by the news.
"Believe it Stanley," intervined Prince "He is actually your son."
Xteven stood there, staring at Stan in amazement.
"What are you staring at?!" Stan demanded.
"Sorry," Said Xteven "It's just that this is the very first time I have ever saw you."
"Wait, How could Stan be your father if this is the first time you've seen him?" Xev asked, still in shock but still managing to speak normally.
"Well that's because--" Xteven was interruppted by Stan
"That's RIGHT! I know, this is just another one of Prince's Tricks, messing with our heads again."
"No, Father it's--"
"Now why do I want to do that? I have no reason to do so, Stan." said Prince defensively
"You have every reason, it is because you are evil! evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil EVIL!" retorted Stan.
"Dad, will you just SHUT UP! Let me explain...this is the first time I have seen you because you died before I was born."
a sullen silence went over the bridge...Xev looked like she was about to say something but then silenced herself.
"Died?" asked Stan "H-How did I die?"
"You were eaten...by Xev. The 7-Year ritual for cluster Lizards, they must mate then they must eat their mate. And since you were the only other human."
"But wait..." said Xev finally speaking "I did the same thing with a living Kai...Why didn't I Have his child?"
"I asked Kai himself that," Xteven replied "He said there there were two reasons: one, that soon after you were killed by the Devine Executioner Vlad, and two, the Preformance Artist Kai's special treatments he gave himself before preforming rendered him Sterile. He could get it up, but he had no juice."
Stan looked to Xev "You ate Kai?"
"It wasn't something I really had control of Stan..."
"But Stanley's seed was still good, and was able to produce Xteven." said Prince
Stan smiled at this little fact, who wouldn't?
"I hate when you speak in scientific terms, Prince" said Xteven "you did that the whole time we were playing Yahtzee."
(NOTE: Prince learned Yahtzee during his time on Earth, and taught it to Xteven)
"Mother," said Xteven "You died too..."
"How?"
"Well...I'll have to go into more detail on this one...it was I think my 8th year of age, I just came back from the other side of the planet so that I could avoid the 7-year cycle of the Cluster Lizard. That was when You gave me the Map to find the Lexx so that I could obtain the key."
"But since Stan was dead the key would've come to me." said Xev
"The Little Lexx is somewhat different then that, whenever the one who has the key gets to the point of Sexual Ecstacy or the point of Death, the key jumps out and goes right back to the Lexx, then on whoever gets to the bridge first and proclaims themself captain obtains the key. Of couse it can also be given freely from person to person. I found that out as Kai told me of the memory of watching a man named Thodin who gave the key to one of his followers shortly before Kai killed him. But anyway...it was right after You, Xev, gave me the Map and we set off to find the place where Stanley told the Lexx to bury himself..."
(Insert Flashback Effect Here)
An 8 Year old Xteven and a very sickly looking Xev rode in a moth towards the burial site. They finally reached the point and began to dig. Xev was resting in the Moth when...
"Mother?" said Xteven
"Yes?"
"The planet is...empty."
"What do you mean Empty?"
"Exactly what I said. The planet is Hollow."
"The Lexx must've eaten all the innards of the planet" said Xev "This planet could Collapse in on itself at any minute!"
"I see the Ship down there, Mother."
"We better get in the Moth and get to the bridge."
Xteven and Xev raced to the Moth and flew down inside the Hollow planet, towards the Little Lexx, Though it was dark the light shining from the Little Lexx's head served as a marker for Xev to fly into the ship. Xteven and Xev walked onto the Bridge and looked towards the open area
"Now, like what I told you to say when we get here."
"ok...Lexx, this is Xteven K. Tweedle, your new Captain"
"You're my captain?" bellowed the little Lexx
"Yes, yes I am."
The shining blue stream of light came down from overhead as Xteven raised his hand for the Key to flow into him.
Xev smiled proudly at Xteven then started to make her way back to the Moth.
"Mother, where are you going?"
"Back to the surface, back home. I've done what your father, Stanley told me to do...now it looks like I will join him in death."
"What are you saying? We got the Lexx back, we can get out of here and find ourselves a new home."
"This, Xteven, has been the only home I've ever enjoyed being in. I want to stay. I want to rejoin with my friends in the next world. Take the Lexx, Xteven, and find yourself a new home, with a good woman to play with. Goodbye Xteven." Xev smiled, then climbed into the moth, flying away from a teary-eyed Xteven.
"Lexx?"
"Yes Xteven?"
"Lets get out of here, and find us a new home."
"As you command, Captain."
The Little Lexx tilted itself upward and raced through the crust of the planet, a force so stron it managed to cave in the rest of the planet's surface, making it collapse upon itself.
As this was happening, Xev was singing the song of the Bruunen G as the earth below her collapsed and she fell to her death.
"And that's how it began..." said Xteven, finishing up the first part of his story "but that's not how it ends."
"The next part is by far my favorite." said Prince
"That's because you're in it. and so is one of those girls you called "Longbore's Sluts""
"Do you mean Doctor Longbore? The guy who built the Noah?" asked Stan
"The very same, Father."
"Just call me Stan...I'm still not used to this father thing..."
"All right then, Stan."
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Well end Chapter 1. I hope I gave Stanley and Xev good death scenes, it's how I wanted their swan songs to be. And I gave you somewhat of a hint of what the next Chapter will be. But who is this "Longbore Slut" You won't believe who I have in mind. Mwa ha ha ha. Review Now! and be gentle if ya hate it.
Cheerie Bye.
Chapter 1 - The Future of Stanley and Xev
"S-SON?! What do you mean?!" shouted Stan, overwhelmed by the news.
"Believe it Stanley," intervined Prince "He is actually your son."
Xteven stood there, staring at Stan in amazement.
"What are you staring at?!" Stan demanded.
"Sorry," Said Xteven "It's just that this is the very first time I have ever saw you."
"Wait, How could Stan be your father if this is the first time you've seen him?" Xev asked, still in shock but still managing to speak normally.
"Well that's because--" Xteven was interruppted by Stan
"That's RIGHT! I know, this is just another one of Prince's Tricks, messing with our heads again."
"No, Father it's--"
"Now why do I want to do that? I have no reason to do so, Stan." said Prince defensively
"You have every reason, it is because you are evil! evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil EVIL!" retorted Stan.
"Dad, will you just SHUT UP! Let me explain...this is the first time I have seen you because you died before I was born."
a sullen silence went over the bridge...Xev looked like she was about to say something but then silenced herself.
"Died?" asked Stan "H-How did I die?"
"You were eaten...by Xev. The 7-Year ritual for cluster Lizards, they must mate then they must eat their mate. And since you were the only other human."
"But wait..." said Xev finally speaking "I did the same thing with a living Kai...Why didn't I Have his child?"
"I asked Kai himself that," Xteven replied "He said there there were two reasons: one, that soon after you were killed by the Devine Executioner Vlad, and two, the Preformance Artist Kai's special treatments he gave himself before preforming rendered him Sterile. He could get it up, but he had no juice."
Stan looked to Xev "You ate Kai?"
"It wasn't something I really had control of Stan..."
"But Stanley's seed was still good, and was able to produce Xteven." said Prince
Stan smiled at this little fact, who wouldn't?
"I hate when you speak in scientific terms, Prince" said Xteven "you did that the whole time we were playing Yahtzee."
(NOTE: Prince learned Yahtzee during his time on Earth, and taught it to Xteven)
"Mother," said Xteven "You died too..."
"How?"
"Well...I'll have to go into more detail on this one...it was I think my 8th year of age, I just came back from the other side of the planet so that I could avoid the 7-year cycle of the Cluster Lizard. That was when You gave me the Map to find the Lexx so that I could obtain the key."
"But since Stan was dead the key would've come to me." said Xev
"The Little Lexx is somewhat different then that, whenever the one who has the key gets to the point of Sexual Ecstacy or the point of Death, the key jumps out and goes right back to the Lexx, then on whoever gets to the bridge first and proclaims themself captain obtains the key. Of couse it can also be given freely from person to person. I found that out as Kai told me of the memory of watching a man named Thodin who gave the key to one of his followers shortly before Kai killed him. But anyway...it was right after You, Xev, gave me the Map and we set off to find the place where Stanley told the Lexx to bury himself..."
(Insert Flashback Effect Here)
An 8 Year old Xteven and a very sickly looking Xev rode in a moth towards the burial site. They finally reached the point and began to dig. Xev was resting in the Moth when...
"Mother?" said Xteven
"Yes?"
"The planet is...empty."
"What do you mean Empty?"
"Exactly what I said. The planet is Hollow."
"The Lexx must've eaten all the innards of the planet" said Xev "This planet could Collapse in on itself at any minute!"
"I see the Ship down there, Mother."
"We better get in the Moth and get to the bridge."
Xteven and Xev raced to the Moth and flew down inside the Hollow planet, towards the Little Lexx, Though it was dark the light shining from the Little Lexx's head served as a marker for Xev to fly into the ship. Xteven and Xev walked onto the Bridge and looked towards the open area
"Now, like what I told you to say when we get here."
"ok...Lexx, this is Xteven K. Tweedle, your new Captain"
"You're my captain?" bellowed the little Lexx
"Yes, yes I am."
The shining blue stream of light came down from overhead as Xteven raised his hand for the Key to flow into him.
Xev smiled proudly at Xteven then started to make her way back to the Moth.
"Mother, where are you going?"
"Back to the surface, back home. I've done what your father, Stanley told me to do...now it looks like I will join him in death."
"What are you saying? We got the Lexx back, we can get out of here and find ourselves a new home."
"This, Xteven, has been the only home I've ever enjoyed being in. I want to stay. I want to rejoin with my friends in the next world. Take the Lexx, Xteven, and find yourself a new home, with a good woman to play with. Goodbye Xteven." Xev smiled, then climbed into the moth, flying away from a teary-eyed Xteven.
"Lexx?"
"Yes Xteven?"
"Lets get out of here, and find us a new home."
"As you command, Captain."
The Little Lexx tilted itself upward and raced through the crust of the planet, a force so stron it managed to cave in the rest of the planet's surface, making it collapse upon itself.
As this was happening, Xev was singing the song of the Bruunen G as the earth below her collapsed and she fell to her death.
"And that's how it began..." said Xteven, finishing up the first part of his story "but that's not how it ends."
"The next part is by far my favorite." said Prince
"That's because you're in it. and so is one of those girls you called "Longbore's Sluts""
"Do you mean Doctor Longbore? The guy who built the Noah?" asked Stan
"The very same, Father."
"Just call me Stan...I'm still not used to this father thing..."
"All right then, Stan."
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Well end Chapter 1. I hope I gave Stanley and Xev good death scenes, it's how I wanted their swan songs to be. And I gave you somewhat of a hint of what the next Chapter will be. But who is this "Longbore Slut" You won't believe who I have in mind. Mwa ha ha ha. Review Now! and be gentle if ya hate it.
Cheerie Bye.