If love was a cat
Ch1
"Wake up woman," He called from her bedroom door. "I don't have all day, I'm hungry as hell and I've waited long enough for you to awaken." His face held a frown, being too famished to smirk. He was looking down at the lump under the blankets of her bed, in the chambers that had came to be known to him as "the woman's room."
He knew she was awake, he could hear it in her breath. She was breathing to hard to be sleeping. Soon he noticed movement as she squirmed under her covers trying to ignore Vegeta's presence. The saiyan's eyebrow moved suddenly when he noticed that she didn't wear much, going to bed. 'Isn't she cold' he thought out of the blue. "Ah-hem." He tried getting her attention again. "Did you hear what I said? Wake up wench! Stop being a bitch." He was sure that would catch her notice.
"Vegeta?" She said groggily, trying to act as if she had just become aware of him. Her arms went up over her head as she yawned out loud before once again settling down under her fluffy blanket. A smile ran across her face knowing that this aggravated Vegeta. It wasn't something she got to do often; usually it was the other way around. She heard an unmistakable growl and realized that she wouldn't be able to keep this up for very long, but she was determined not to get up until she was darn well ready.
As casually as she could, she opened one eye to see if he were still there, hoping he'd left and she'd be able to squeeze in a few more hours of slumber before getting up. Nope, he's still there.
She sighed and flipped around in her bed so that now she was facing down. "Vegeta," She started, after letting out a small whimper, "why don't you make breakfast." She remained still and kept eye contact with the prince, she saw that his visage stayed unmoved, but she continued, "We both know you can cook, and you're better at it then me so why must you always wake me up at such a ridiculous hour, and if that's not bad enough, when I do make something, you constantly have something to say regarding the way I cook. It doesn't make sense!" A devilish smirk was all she got in response. 'Damn,' She thought, 'I can't let him get to me.' "Pleeeeeeaaase..." Bulma whined lazily, and still nothing. Once again she sighed, and settled on shifting tactics.
As gracefully as she could, she let her blanket slip down a little, exposing her bare back. 'Time to play dirty' "Fine," She smiled up at Vegeta "but I hope you wont object to helping me wake up," Keeping her arms over her breast, she turned around and did her best playboy playmate imitation.
'Now she has to be cold' Vegeta lingered there for a moment just staring, gawking as if he could not stand to look away, before realizing that he wouldn't get out of here at all if he stayed any longer. He thought, a split second though, about taking her up on her very alluring offer, but promptly shook it off, and left with an angry grunt. "And you not getting any of my food either, witch!" He shouted, walking down the hall.
"Thanks, you're a sweetie," She said, trying to get the last word. Silence was all that followed.
With a smile on her face she sighed a sigh of content and praised herself for the way she handled that, she was really becoming a very worthy adversary for Vegeta, indeed, verbally, of course, not physically.
Once again she closed her eyes and tried going back to the wonderful dream she was having before she woke up. She giggled all of sudden, recalling that lustful dream, and blushed slightly. 'Gee,' she thought to herself 'Vegeta is a lot less meaner in my dreams,'
'Un-fucking-believable,' He thought walking towards the kitchen 'whatever happen to the days I could wake up and find a hot meal already prepared for me, she's getting lazy, that's what it is. Plus her mother has been busy also.'
Not surprisingly, the kitchen was empty when he finally came to it, it was actually quite unusual not to find Bulma's mother in there at this hour, but lately she had found other things to concern her time, like her new herb garden and that hair salon she opened. 'Good thing too,' Vegeta thought with smirked 'I can't stand her' He leaned back on the counter remembering that she would always be ready to whip some food up at a moments notice, also that her food was edible, unlike the woman's cooking. He sighed concedingly 'At least she gives me the respect that I deserve, a prince like me demands to be respected' On that last note he turned around and went about making his morning meal, much to his dissatisfaction, but he suddenly cheered up to the fact that he was definitely, as the woman had said earlier, the better cook.
All was Quiet outside the Capsule Corp. complex. It was one of those easy going dayz, the sun was shining, the grass was as green as always, the trees were just starting to get their vibrant color back, and there was a slight breeze about; the kind that makes you shiver even though you can feel the apparent warmth of the sun.
A small creature wandered into the perimeter of the CC property. The little thing wasn't more then half a foot long. It stepped lightly, cautiously and ever so quietly onto the grass. A short tail wavered back and forth as it took its royal stride, and its chin was held high. It would have been completely undetectable had it not been for its wild, orange-red fur. Like a star against a black night sky, it moved across the green blades, searching for any unsuspecting rodents to pounce on. It wore a scar behind its ear, which it, no doubt, got from a past scuffle, with a dog, or possibly a large rat.
Feeling the heat from the sun, it searched for someplace to rest and found some shade under a large object that resembled huge ball. Under the gigantic sphere the small creature curled into a tight little ball and laid its head on its arm. A very yawn-like meow escaped from its throat as it nuzzled into its own fur, and closed its eyes.
Disclaimer: Mustn't forget to disclaim DBZ, so I herby deny any association with anyone involved in the creation or distribution of DBZ, nor was I involved in the creation or distribution of DBZ, therefore I do not own DBZ or any part of DBZ. What is mine, is the cat you have just read about, not much, but it is my character, but then again I really don't care if anyone used that character.(its not like anyone would use it.)