Alright, I am SO sick of not having any requests for my digimon fic, so I branched off into Zoids. Basically, it's a better anime, so I'm hoping that people might want to date the Zoids guys/girls more. I'm taking care of the whole thing, including CC/GF characters as well. Hope you enjoy! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Zoids!!! If I did, then I wouldn't be doing this!!! That's why it's called a FAN fic!!!
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Sir Magus: I'm bored. SM#1's got a rent a date fic, so maybe I should too. Hmm...Card Captor Sakura? No, that's just weird...Medabots? No, they're all too young...Flint the Time Detective? Oh, dear God, how much did I drink last night?! Zoids? Yeah, that'll work. Okay, Chaotic Century characters first. Black Hole!!!

Van: Where am I?! Who are you?! Huh? Fiona, Irvine, Moonbay, Rudolf? What are you guys doing here?

Fiona: Wow, nice decorating. Your house is really pretty, sir!

Sir Magus: Why thank you! You're a nice person, so you can have some peanut butter cookies!

Fiona: ^__^

Rudolf: So who are you, and why have you brought us here?

Sir Magus: I'm Sir Magus, and I've brought all of you here to be dates for fangirls and guys.

Irvine: I don't like it. How much are you payin' us?

Sir Magus: Nothing.

Moonbay: What?! No way I'm doing this if I'm not getting paid!!!

Irvine: Yeah, I'm leaving. See you later Sir Moron.

Sir Magus: You don't have the ability to leave, so there's no point in trying. And don't call me Sir Moron.

Irvine: And why not?

Sir Magus: *pushes a button that says "shock" while laughing evilly*

Irvine: Aaaaaah!!! What did you do that for?!

Sir Magus: *cackling* I told you not to call me that. I have a seal on all of you, except Fiona, of course, that allows me to shock you if you do anything that might hurt your dates, or try to leave.

Fiona: How come you don't have one on me?

Sir Magus: Because you're a good girl and you don't leave when people want you to be there.

Fiona: Okay! ^__^

Sir Magus: Alright, now I'm going to show you guys what you'll look like in a few years by bringing in the Guardian Force cast. Black Hole!!!

GF Van: Hey guys, we're back. This is obviously Sir Magus's house.

CC Van: Hey, it's...me!!!

GF Fiona: Awww Van, you were so cute when you were a kid!

CC Van: Fiona, I am NOT a...hey, Fiona. Looking good.

Sir Magus: DOWN, BOY!!! *pushes the "shock" button* Bwahahahaha!

CC Van: Owww!

GF Van: Owww! Magus, what the heck did you do that for?!

Sir Magus: Eh...sorry. I didn't know it'd affect you too...AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS SIR MAGUS!!! Erm...

GF Irvine: So we're back again...are you going to pay us this time?

Sir Magus: No.

GF Irvine: Dang.

CC Rudolf: Why are they all saying they're back? Have you taken them captive before?

Sir Magus: They are reflections of you when you're older. Since I brought you here, they remember every single date you will go on. Remember, guys. You cannot under any circumstances reveal anything having to do with the future you have already lived, for the sake of history.

GF Characters: Alright.

Sir Magus: Time for the New Century Zero guys. This is gonna be a long day...Black Hole!!! (A/N: Black Hole is Sir Magus's transport spell)

Bit Cloud: Hey, this looks like Sir Magus's house! *notices he's sitting in midair, because he was pulled out of the Liger Zero in that position* Aaaaaaah! *hits the floor*

Leena: Moron. So are we here to be dates for fangirls and guys?

Sir Magus: You catch on quick.

Brad: Are we getting paid for this?

Sir Magus: Irvine, you need to meet your long-lost brother.

Everybody but Brad and Irvine: They're exactly the same...

Doc Toros: Where are my Zoid models?

Sir Magus: Hold on. Magical Author's Pen!!! Bring forth the Zoid models of the man known as Steve Toros!!!

Doc Toros: My Zoid models!!! I love my Zoid models!!!

Jamie: Probably more than he loves us...

GF Moonbay: 2 Vans were bad enough, but now there's 3!!!

Sir Magus: Moonbay, that's Jamie Hemeros. Not Van.

GF Moonbay: I still don't feel any better about that.

Sir Magus: Well, that's enough insanity for one day. This is who's available: CC Van, CC Fiona, CC Irvine, CC Moonbay, CC Rudolf, CC Hermann, CC O'Connell, CC Karl, CC Raven, GF Van, GF Fiona, GF Irvine, GF Moonbay, GF Rudolf, Marianne, Thomas, GF Karl, GF Raven, Hiltz, Riese, Specular, Shadow, Zeke, Rosso, Viola, Nero, Bianco, Bit Cloud, Leena Toros, Leon Toros, Doc Toros, Brad Hunter, Jamie Hemeros, Pierce, Stoller, Major Polta(guy with the visor), Vega Obscura, Jack Sisco, Chris Tasker, Kelly Tasker, Naomi Fluegal, Harry Champ, Doctor Layon, and that's all!!! Nobody can have Ambient, because he's all MINE!!!

Hiltz: You can't have Ambient. He's my organoid.

GF Fiona: Taking his organoid isn't nice.

Sir Magus: Aww...Fiona, you know I'd do anything for you...alright, Ambient's available too...for now...

GF Fiona: How sweet!!! Here, have a cookie!!!

Sir Magus: Mmmm...good!!!

GF Fiona: ^__^

Sir Magus: That's it for now. Please ask for dates and I may accept special requests, depending on who you want. Bye!!!
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Alright, I hope you liked it! I need a little bit of input before I go on though. Check out my digimon fic for a sample date, and substitute the names so that it suits you. My e-mail address is the same as always: Mageman778@aol.com. Bye!!!