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They stood face to face. Eyes glaring at one another. Wands at the ready.
'This is it.' Harry Potter thought to himself. 'This is the day I end it. Voldermort shall rain no more.'
"So Potter. Are you going to attack me or stare at me to death?" Voldermort asked.
"Your such a fucking bastard!" Harry shouted.
Voldermorts face lost it's smug, evil look and changed to one of hurt and sorrow. "That hurt Harry." He said, eyes looking at the ground. "I AM HUMAN YOU KNOW!" and before Harry could say anything Voldermort had broke down crying.
Harry stared back at him with a look of stunned amusement.
"I mean, I know I'm supposed to be a evil Dark Lord and all but I have feelings to!" He was now sobbing like a child. He grabbed the sleave of his cloak and brought to his face.
"Your not going to blow your nose with that are you?" Harry asked and that is exactly what Voldermort did. "That's gross!"
"THERE YOU GO AGAIN!" Voldermort was sounding more and more like an infant by the minute.
".. Er.. Sorry.."
Voldermort then sat down and put his head in his hands and continued to cry.
"YOUR.. Sniff.. SUCH..sniff.. A... Sniff... MEANIE!" Voldermort sobbed.
Was this some sort of trick? Harry couldn't work it out. He ventured into his pocket and pulled out a clean tissue and handed it to Voldermort.
"Here you go." He said trying not to sound sympathetic.
"You realise I have NO friends.. Well cept one but he doesn't count!" Voldermort said wiping his tears.
"Well.. You are a dark lord..."
"SO?! I'm really a nice person once you get to know me.."
"I'm sure you are but."
"But what?" Voldermort looked at Harry with keen interest.
"Well.. You scare people."
"Ah that's what Lushi said."
"Lushi?"
"Yeah. Lucius.. Ya know, Malfoy."
"Ohh right. Lucius. Duh!" Harry slapped his forehead.
"Well anyways we were baking cup cakes the other day...."
"Cup cakes?"
"Yeah. And we put lil' butterflies on them with icing they were very tasty I'll get you the recipe. Anyways, Lushi was saying I need to lighten up and I thought that he was being stupid. I mean, I'm a happy person see." He flashed Harry a cheerful smile.
"Cup cakes?" Harry asked again.
"Yes, Harry we've moved on from there." Voldermort looked at him as if he were stupid.
"Well. I better be going!" Harry stood up.
"WAIT!" Voldermort leapt at him and hugged him around the middle. "Don't leave me..."
"I have to go. Er back to the castle.." Harry tried to pry away from Voldermorts grip.
"Harry.. Will you be my friend???"
"Sure gotta go." Harry freed himself from Voldermort and ran back to the castle.
"ALL RIGHT! BY FRIEND!!!"
- THE END!
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They stood face to face. Eyes glaring at one another. Wands at the ready.
'This is it.' Harry Potter thought to himself. 'This is the day I end it. Voldermort shall rain no more.'
"So Potter. Are you going to attack me or stare at me to death?" Voldermort asked.
"Your such a fucking bastard!" Harry shouted.
Voldermorts face lost it's smug, evil look and changed to one of hurt and sorrow. "That hurt Harry." He said, eyes looking at the ground. "I AM HUMAN YOU KNOW!" and before Harry could say anything Voldermort had broke down crying.
Harry stared back at him with a look of stunned amusement.
"I mean, I know I'm supposed to be a evil Dark Lord and all but I have feelings to!" He was now sobbing like a child. He grabbed the sleave of his cloak and brought to his face.
"Your not going to blow your nose with that are you?" Harry asked and that is exactly what Voldermort did. "That's gross!"
"THERE YOU GO AGAIN!" Voldermort was sounding more and more like an infant by the minute.
".. Er.. Sorry.."
Voldermort then sat down and put his head in his hands and continued to cry.
"YOUR.. Sniff.. SUCH..sniff.. A... Sniff... MEANIE!" Voldermort sobbed.
Was this some sort of trick? Harry couldn't work it out. He ventured into his pocket and pulled out a clean tissue and handed it to Voldermort.
"Here you go." He said trying not to sound sympathetic.
"You realise I have NO friends.. Well cept one but he doesn't count!" Voldermort said wiping his tears.
"Well.. You are a dark lord..."
"SO?! I'm really a nice person once you get to know me.."
"I'm sure you are but."
"But what?" Voldermort looked at Harry with keen interest.
"Well.. You scare people."
"Ah that's what Lushi said."
"Lushi?"
"Yeah. Lucius.. Ya know, Malfoy."
"Ohh right. Lucius. Duh!" Harry slapped his forehead.
"Well anyways we were baking cup cakes the other day...."
"Cup cakes?"
"Yeah. And we put lil' butterflies on them with icing they were very tasty I'll get you the recipe. Anyways, Lushi was saying I need to lighten up and I thought that he was being stupid. I mean, I'm a happy person see." He flashed Harry a cheerful smile.
"Cup cakes?" Harry asked again.
"Yes, Harry we've moved on from there." Voldermort looked at him as if he were stupid.
"Well. I better be going!" Harry stood up.
"WAIT!" Voldermort leapt at him and hugged him around the middle. "Don't leave me..."
"I have to go. Er back to the castle.." Harry tried to pry away from Voldermorts grip.
"Harry.. Will you be my friend???"
"Sure gotta go." Harry freed himself from Voldermort and ran back to the castle.
"ALL RIGHT! BY FRIEND!!!"
- THE END!
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