~A/N~ BG: I'm still sick. X.X So I'm staying home today, and I'm bringing another chapter of insanity to you! ^_^
Yugi: Shouldn't you be "resting"?
BG: O.O SHHHHHHHHH!
Yugi: .
Yami: Um, maybe you should go take a nap, before your mom gets home.
BG: What, and not bring chaos and insanity to the world?
Yami: .
BG: ^_^ Just read this, pwetty pwease?
DISCLAIMER: Me no own nothing. Not Yu-Gi-Oh! not Monty Python. Unngh.
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One of Pegasus's Worker dudes (we'll call him Bob): Bring out your disqualified! Bring out your disqualified! (Rings a bell and it goes BOING) Bring out your disqualified! Bring out your disqualified! (BOING) The boat leaves in 5 minuets! Have your tickets ready! Bring out your disqualified! (BOING)
Some Random Duelist (we'll call him Will): Here's one. Here's his ticket.
Another Random Duelist (we'll call him Mark): I'm not disqualified!
Bob: Huh?
Will: Nothing—here's your ticket.
Mark: I'm not disqualified!
Bob: Here—he says he's not disqualified!
Will: Yes he is.
Mark: Nuh uh!
Bob: He isn't.
Will: Well, he will be soon. He's not very good.
Mark: I'm getting better!
Will: Oh no you're not, you'll be booted off the island in a moment.
Bob: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Mark: I don't want to go in the boat!
Will: Oh, don't be such a weenie.
Bob: I can't take him.
Mark: I've got 2 star chips!
Will: Oh, do us all a favor.
Bob: I can't.
Will: Well, could you hang around for a couple of minuets? Someone will come around and beat him, I'm sure.
Bob: Nope. I've got to get the ones from Panik. He's beaten 7 today.
Will: Well, when's your next round?
Bob: Tomorrow morning.
Mark: I think I'll go challenge someone.
Will: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
Mark: I feel lucky! I feel lucky! (Bob then knocks Mark unconscious, and takes his star chips.)
Will: Ah, thanks a lot.
Bob: My pleasure. See you tomorrow.
Will: Ok.
(Yami & Mokuba go running by with the effects machine going "VROOM VROOM")
Bob: Who in the heck is that?
Will: Must be the king of games.
Bob: How do you know?
Will: He's got all of his star chips, and there's a stampede of rabid fan girls following him.
(We see a stampede of rabid Yami fan girls running far behind.)
Bob & Will: O.OU
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BG: Well, this is the best I could do, for now. MUAHAHAHA..cough cough. Baka flu.
Yami: Hmm. You need some sleep.
BG: Good idea…(goes to the couch, and falls asleep) -.- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yami: Good night, sweetheart, well it's time to go…
All: O.OU
Joey: Read & Review!
BG: (gives her puppy eyes in her sleep)
Joey: AHHHHHH! (Ducks behind the couch)
BG: (snore) It's time to duel…(snore)
Yugi: Aw, great, she snores. And sleeptalks. -_-
Mai: Just read this insane piece of fiction. Then push the purpleish/blueish button at the bottom and review! Please?
Joey: You're not doing it properly, its PWEAAAAZE??
Mai: -_-