~A/N~ BG: Cough. I *should* be doing homework. But, it can wait. Besides, I've got the rest of the day ahead of me! ^_^

All: -_-U

Tristan: At this rate, she'll be stuck in the 10th grade for sure…

BG: :P NEVER! I'll get out of it! You'll see!

Tristan: -_-

BG: And just for that, you're going to be in this chapter! MUAHA!

Tristan: Me and my big mouth…

Tea: HAHA!

BG: I wouldn't be laughing, Tea. You're going to be in it, too! MUAHA!

Tea: O.O

BG: Let the insanity begin!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Monty Python.

Kazuki Takahashi: @.@ Butterfly owns Yu-Gi-Oh…

All: Not again!

BG: ^_^U Oh, all right.

DISCLAIMER: …Or Yu-Gi-Oh!

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(VROOM VROOM!)

Yami: Young lady!

Tristan: Man!

Yami: Man, sorry. What duelist lives in that tent over there?

Tristan: I'm 16.

Yami: What?

Tristan: I'm 16. I'm not that young.

Yami: Well, I can't just call you "man".

Tristan: Well, you could say "Tristan".

Yami: Well, I didn't know you were called "Tristan".

Tristan: Well, you never asked, did you?

Yami: I did say sorry about the "young lady", but from behind you looked—

Tristan: What I'm mad about is that you automatically treat me like some common duelist!

Yami: Well, I AM the king…

Tristan: Oh, king, very nice. And just how did you become king? By mercelessly stomping helpless duelists who are just trying to have some fun, who complain and then never want to play again! If there's ever going to be any progress in the games…

Tea: Ooh, Tristan, there's some lovely arenas down there. Oh—how do you do?

Yami: Hello, good lady. I am Yami, King of all Games. Who's tent is that?

Tea: King of the what?

Yami: All games.

Tea: What are the games?

Yami: Well, Duel Monsters. Duel Monsters is the game, and I am its king.

Tea: I didn't know it had a king. I thought it was just a game.

Tristan: You're fooling yourself. This game is a cruel example of when good people go bad. A harmless game to beginners at first, until the master class comes and stomps them—

Tea: Oh, there you go. Bringing classes into it again.

Tristan: That is what it is all about. If ONLY people would—

Yami: Please, please, good duelists. I'm in a hurry. Who lives in that tent?

Tea: No one lives there.

Yami: Then who is your boss?

Tea: We don't have one.

Yami: Huh?

Tristan: We are a power-sharing group of duelists. We take turns acting as the boss every week.

Yami: Yes.

Tristan: But, the changes and choices that that boss makes have to be decided on at a special bi-weekly meeting.

Yami: Yes, I see.

Tristan: Usually by a small majority in decisions that effect just the group—

Yami: Be quiet!

Tristan: --but by a two-thirds majority in changes that effect outside people—

Yami: Be quiet! I order you to HUSH!

Tea: Order—who does he think he is?

Yami: I'm the king!

Tea: Well, I didn't vote for you.

Yami: You don't vote for kings.

Tea: Then how did you become king?

Yami: I created the game in ancient Egypt (Egyptian music plays) when I was trapped in the Millenium Puzzle. 3000 years later, my hikari, Yugi, discovered the puzzle and solved it. Pegasus stole the idea for Duel Monsters from me. (Music stops) And that is why I'm the king!

Tristan: That's lovely and all, but just because you were trapped in a pyramid-shaped puzzle for 3000 years doesn't make you the king of this game! Leadership requires consent from the masses, not some ancient form of amusement.

Yami: Be quiet!

Tristan: Well, you can't expect to be king for very long just because you SUPPOSEDLY invented this game in ancient times!

Yami: Shut up!

Tristan: I mean, if I were to go around saying that I created solitare some several thousand years ago and that I was ruler of it, they'd put me in an insitute!

Yami: Shut up! Will you just SHUT UP?!?

Tristan: Ah, now we see the wrath of the ancient king!

Yami: . SHUT UP!

Tristan: AHH! Come and see the wrath of the king!—HELP! HELP! I'm being oppressed!

Yami: Baka commoner!

Tristan: Oh, what a dead give away. Did you hear that? I say, did you hear that? That's what I'm on about—did you see him oppressing me? You saw it didn't you?

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Tristan: (mumbles something that no one can hear)

BG: Heehee.

Yami: ^__^ I am king of games!! MUAHA!

BG: Yes, yes, we know you are the "amusement king".

Yami: ?.?

BG: HA. When I went to the ancient Yu-Gi-Oh site (the one where it shows Kaiba with green hair), it was all in Japanese. So I translated it using the ever so trusty Babel Fish translator (property of Alta Vista). And everywhere it said "Yu-Gi-Oh", it translated into "amusement king".

Yami: .

BG: It was kind of funny. It was calling Tea the "apricot child" and Kaiba "hippocampus".

Tea: O.O

Kaiba: What the--?

BG: It was strange…but I don't remember the address for the site. -_- ANYWAY, pweaze R&R!

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