~AN~ BG: I'm back! Here to bring you a new chapter to this chaotic fic! The famous "Black Knight" scene. Or, for the setting here, the "Black Duelist". Starring none other that Yami Bakura (called Bakura from now on)!
Bakura: Oh boy. I'm tingling with excitement. -_-
BG: And you should be! Because Yami's about to kick your butt! ^_^
Bakura: And again I say, oh boy. -_-
Yami: WOOHOO! Revenge is MINE! ^_^
BG: A quick note to all the people who suggested scenes, I hopefully (if all goes well) will be doing all of the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie. The "killer bunny" scene will come, you have my word on it. And now, to the fic!
DISCLAIMER: I continue to not own Monty Python and the Holy Grail OR Yu-Gi-Oh! (sniff). So don't sue me. You would get absolutly nothing out of it, other than a large headache.
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(Bakura has just finished dueling another helpless duelist in a duel that was TOTALLY unfair, and has beaten him severly, as Yami and Mokuba "drive" up. They look to cross the bridge.)
Yami: You duel with the knowledge of many smart guys, great duelist.
(Bakura says nothing.)
Yami: I am Yami, King of Games.
(Bakura still says nothing.)
Yami: I'm looking for the bravest and smartest duelists to join me at my triangle duel arena at Pegasus's Castle.
(Bakura is still rendered speechless.)
Yami: You seem good enough, will you join me?
(You'd think he was dumb or something!)
Yami: Fine then. :P Come on, Mokuba.
Bakura: None shall pass here.
Yami: What?
Bakura: None shall pass here.
Yami: I don't want to duel you dude, but I have to cross here.
Bakura: Then your soul shall be forever trapped in the Shadow Realm.
Yami: I order you as King of Games to MOVE OUT THE WAY!
Bakura: I ain't moving for you, dummy!
Yami: THAT'S IT!
(They go on the arena that's by the bridge. Bakura calls out a Kuriboh. Yami calls out a Blue Eyes White Dragon and a Red Eyes Black Dragon, and he also plays Polymerization and fuses them together, making the Purple Eyes Grey Dragon. The PEGD and the Kuriboh then begin to fight. After a minute, the PEGD blows the poor thing away.)
Yami: Now, let me go through!
Bakura: It's a minor loss.
Yami: A minor loss? I've blown your Kuriboh away!
Bakura: No you haven't.
Yami: Where is it then?
Bakura: I've had worse problems.
Yami: Liar!
Bakura: Come on you poor excuse for a pharoah!
(Bakura then plays the Red Eyes Black Dragon. After 3 minutes, the PEGD blows him away.)
Yami: I've won. Go me! Go me! Go—(Bakura throws a rock at him.)
Bakura: Bring it on!
Yami: Wha?
Bakura: You heard me!
Yami: You are truly brave, but the duel is mine.
Bakura: Chickening out, are you?
Yami: Look, you idiot, your Kuriboh and REBD are gone!
Bakura: I've got more!
Yami: Nu-uh!
Bakura: Yeah-huh! (He throws another rock at Yami.)
Yami: QUIT IT!
Bakura: Chicken! Chicken!
Yami: Play another card!
(Bakura then plays a Blue Eyes White Dragon. After 5 minuets, it too is blown away by the PEGD.)
Bakura: I'll get you for that!
Yami: You'll what?
Bakura: Bring it on!
Yami: What are you going to do? Throw another rock at me?
Bakura: I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Yami: You're a psycho.
Bakura: YAMI BAKURA ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!!! I'm not scared of you! Come on!
(Bakura then plays all 5 cards of Exodia. After 7 minutes, the PEGD blows him away, too. ^_~)
Bakura: O…kay. We'll call it a tie.
Yami: Come on Mokuba.
(Yami and Mokuba "drive" off.)
Bakura: (yelling at them) Running away are you? Some king you are! Come back and get what's coming to you! I'll obliterate you all! MUAHAHAHAHA…ha…ha?
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BG: So end the "Black Duelist". Or the "Psycho Duelist" as I prefer. ^_~
Bakura: I actually am unstoppable.
Yami: No you're not.
Bakura: Yes I am.
Yami: Nope, sorry.
Bakura: Yes huh!
Yami: Nuh-uh!
(This continues for several minutes…)
BG: O.OU Heh, ignore them. Just read & review! ^_~ OH, and when I said "dumb", I meant as in "can't speak", not as in "stupid". I promise! And I actually do like Kuribohs. They're so cute! (Hugs her Kuriboh.)
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