BG: Whoa! I haven't updated this in a LONG time! Ok, I had some free time today, so I wrote a new chapter. ^_^

Yami: Oh boy. I'm the King of Games, go me, go me…

Midori: And so cute you are! ^^

BG: _ Midori…what have we talked about?

Midori: Aww…

BG: He's mine, duh.

Midori: Aw, shucks.

BG: Humph. Anyway, thanks J. Katherine Wong for explaining the mystery of the characters names. I wish I could find the site again though. -_-U And, thanks to all who reviewed! All good so far. So, here we go again.

Midori: (is attempting to sneak Yami out of the room)

BG: MIDORI!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I also don't own any money, therefore suing would be useless. Enjoy!

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(The hooded Shadow Realm dudes are chanting, "Realm of shadows in this twilight hour, accept these balloons and give us flowers!")

Ryou: O_O

HSRD: Oops. (go back to the Shadow Realm)

Ryou: -_- (he walks on, and discovers an angry mob)

(Yami and Mokuba drive up and watch the scene)

Angry Mob: A cheater! A cheater! A cheater! We've got a cheater! A cheater!

Dude #1: We've discovered a cheater! May we disqualify her?

Ryou: How do you know she is a cheater?

Dude #2: She looks like one!

Angry Mob: Duh!

Ryou: Bring her forward. (the crowd pushes Miho forward)

Miho: I'm not a cheater. I'm like, SO not a cheater!

Ryou: (sees tons of secret pockets and things that look like cards hiding in her socks, for he is trained to see such things) But you are equipped like one.

Miho: They like, put this stuff on me.

Angry Mob: We did not! No!

Miho: And these are SO not my socks!

Ryou: Well?

Dude #1: Well, we did do the socks.

Ryou: The socks?

Dude #1: And the pockets—but she is a cheater!

Angry Mob: Disqualify her! Cheater! Cheater! Disqualify her!

Ryou: Did you dress her up like this?

Angry Mob: No! No, no…no…yes. Yes, yes, just a bit. A little.

Dude #1: She has got fake cards!

Ryou: What makes you think she is a cheater?

Dude #3: Well, she beat me with a Petite Angel!

Ryou: O_O A Petite Angel?

Dude #3: I'm getting better.

Dude #2: Disqualify her anyway!

Angry Mob: Disqualify! Disqualify her!

Ryou: Oy, can it will you? There are ways of telling whether she is a cheater.

Angry Mob: Really? What are they?

Ryou: Tell me, what do you do with cheaters?

Dude #2: Disqualify!

Angry Mob: Disqualify! Disqualify them off!

Ryou: And what do you disqualify apart from cheaters?

Dude #1: More cheaters!

Dude #2: Duelists with no star chips!

Ryou: So, why do you disqualify cheaters?

(very long dead silence…)

Dude #3: B—cause they're not following the rules?

Ryou: Good!

Angry Mob: Oh yeah, yeah…

Ryou: So, how do we tell whether she doesn't follow the rules?

Dude #1: Watch her in a duel.

Ryou: Ah, but there aren't any arenas around here.

Dude #2: Oh, yeah.

Ryou: Do cheaters and people who lie have short noses?

Dude #1: No, no.

Dude #2: They have long noses!

Dude #1: Measure her nose!

Angry Mob: Her nose! Her nose!

Ryou: What else have long noses?

Dude #1: Elephants!

Dude #2: Tapirs!

Dude #3: Uh, anteaters!

Dude #1: Hoses!

Dude #2: My Aunt Ruth!

Dude #1: Bananas!

Dude #2: My ex-girlfriend!

Dude #3: Spiders! Spiders!

Dude #2: Cars—cars!

Yami: Pinocchio.

Angry Mob: Oooooh.

Ryou: Exactly! So, logically…

Dude #1: If…her…nose is as long as Pinocchio's, she doesn't follow the rules.

Ryou: And therefore--?

Dude #1: A cheater!

Angry Mob: A cheater! A cheater!

Ryou: We shall use my most accurate ruler.

(yelling and screaming. Someone gets a wooden puppet and sits him next to Miho. Dude #3 is holding a ruler.)

Ryou: Right! Measure the noses!

(Dude #3 measures the noses and they are the same length)

Angry Mob: A cheater! A cheater!

Miho: (sob) My nose isn't that big!

Angry Mob: Disqualify! Disqualify!

(yelling—the Angry Mob takes Miho away)

Ryou: Who are you, so smart in the matter of noses?

Yami: I am Yami, King of Games.

Ryou: (gasp) The king!

Yami: Good duelist, will you come with me to Pegasus's Castle, and join us at the triangle duel arena?

Ryou: Ooh! I'd be honored.

Yami: What is your name?

Ryou: Ryou.

Yami: Then I dub, err, call you Ryou, duelist of the triangle arena.

Narrator: The wise Ryou was the first to join Yami's duelists, but other great names were soon to follow: Seto Kaiba the Brave; Yugi Moto the Sweet & Innocent; and Joey Wheeler the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Seto who had nearly fought two of Pegasus's guards, who nearly stood up to the vicious Mako Tsunami and who had personally been totally and completely scared (like a puppy dog) while dueling Bones; and the aptly named Wishes-she-could-be-in-this-fic. (Butterfly sighs) Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the next couple of months, the Duelists of the Triangle Arena.

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Yami: What, no self-insertion?

BG: No, not this time.

Joey: I AM NOT A DOG!

BG: Oh, hush. You're one of my favorite characters, but you still have to be somewhat bashed.

Joey: (sigh) A small price for being the best.

Yugi: Yeah, only second best.

Joey: Grrr.

Are you confused yet? If you read chapter three before this update, you would have seen Ryou in the scene with Tea. I couldn't think of anyone to be Bedemir, because I couldn't think of anyone else. So, I changed chapter three, so now Tristan is in it with Tea. And Ryou became the wise Bedemir.

Ryou: ^_^

^_^ Yeah, and as you can tell from this chapter, Seto is Lancelot, Yugi is Galahad, and Joey is Robin. Heehee. Ok, let the silliness continue! Please read and review!

Oh, yeah. And if Miho seemed a bit out of character, it's because I know nothing about her! I just know she was in the first season, and I needed a female character. So, sorry! R&R!

I know how not to be seen! HA! ^_^