Curiosity + Harry = Bad.

One day Harry was thinking. He wondered, "What if I was a girl?"

He wondered and wondered. Then finally, he said to himself: "I know! I'll make a Potion and I'll find out!"

The next day Ron and Harry waited until Potions class was over. They both hid underneath the Invisibility cloak and waited until Professor Snape left. When he did, they started working.

Finally, they were finished. Only now they needed to find a girl. A light bulb appeared on top of Ron's head - Hermione was a girl! But they couldn't tell her. So they had to mix the Potion with some soda.

When they found Hermione, Harry told her: "Drink this, it tastes good."

She hesitated a little but she drank it.

She would switch bodies with whoever she looked at first. But Hermione looked at Ron instead of Harry.

"Change me back! I don't want to be a girl!" Ron screamed.

Everybody stared at Ron (who was in Hermione's body).

Draco came over to them and Harry told him what happened. But he didn't believe them. So Draco decided to drink the Potion and when he finished he looked at Harry.

They both screamed and screamed and ran around yelled. "Oh no!"

Draco (who was Harry) sobbed. "My beautiful blonde hair!!"

Dumbledore walked past then, stopping to ask, "What are you doing?"

"Nothing!" said Harry (who was Draco).

Dumbledore spotted the soda. He loved soda, so he ran up to it and drank it quickly. Right at that moment, Lucius Malfoy walked in. Dumbledore and Lucius switched bodies but no one noticed.

Because Lucius was now the headmaster, he made everyone do evil things, like putting frogs into people's underwear and scaring all the ghosts.

Draco (in Harry's body) didn't know what was going on. He decided to turn himself into a ferret, or else he was going to go crazy. He asked Crabbe and Goyle to do it for him - he would give trade them chocolate donuts if they did.

"Yes!" They said, so Draco showed them the donuts and they turned him into a ferret. Many people were worried.

The switch between Hermione and Ron wasn't going to well. Hermione (in Ron's body) kept freaking out whenever she had to touch Scabbers. And every time Ron (in Hermione's body) saw a spider, he'd freak out also, running around in circles.

Harry (who was in Draco's body) found a reversing Potion and so he drank it. Draco turned back into Draco again - BUT - because of what Draco did, instead of changing back to normal Harry became a ferret.

- To Be Continued.

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