Chapter Four
Quick mention.... The Great Goosini is originally from [1]www.soyouwanna.com and my friend decided it was a good idea to "borrow" this name. SUE HIM, NOT ME!!! Now.... On with the fanfic!!!
As Strider knelt to pick a batch of Kingsfoil from the ground, he felt a cool blade on his neck, and an equally cool voice whisper "What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?" He looked up to the head of the elf-woman; with her flowing brunette hair and sparkling crystal blue eyes. He had no idea who she was. "For the love of all that's Holy, please don't kill me!" he screamed. "What? What are you.... It's Arwen! You're girlfriend, you daft twit!" "A.... Wen? Awen?" "Arwen. ARRRRWEN!" Strider just cocked his head to the side and looked at her confusedly. "Oh, screw it. You idiot. I'm here to save the hobbit, seeing how you're obviously too stupid to do it."
The two, along with Sam, traveled back to Frodo, who lay on the ground, gasping for breaths. "He doesn't look so great." Phoenix remarked, looking at him sideways. "Well, that was slightly obvious." Merry retorted. "Well, excuse me for making conversation rather than sitting in silence like.... Some.... Silent.... Person!" "How dare you call me a person! I am a HOBBIT!" "Well, aren't you fancy? Bring it on, small fry! You want a piece of me?" "AHEM!" Gally cleared her throat loudly and gestured toward a very brightly glowing Arwen. "Are we supposed to be in awe?" Pippin whispered to Maniac, to which she replied "No.... Here, throw a tomato at her. I bet she'll love that." Pippin considered this, shrugged, grabbed a tomato, and slugged it at her. However, the unnatural brightness of Arwen nearly blinded him, and he hit Sam by mistake. "HEY! What was that for?" Sam yelled. "Sorry." Pippin whispered, grabbed another tomato and throw. But lo! This time, his aim was better and
hit Arwen's brightly glowing shoulder. The brightness faded. "Good job." Maniac congratulated him. "YOU!" Arwen yelled, "You little pip squeak! This was a new dress! You're gonna pay..." "Run, Pippi, run! Before she goes medieval!" Phoenix yelled.
"Pippi," as he apparently had been nicknamed, did not run. He did the exact opposite. He stood in same place, staring blankly at the tomato on Arwen's shoulder. Arwen did not stay in this elegant, glowy form. Somehow, within a matter of seconds, she had changed into a more rugged look. She just appeared this way suddenly. Her pointed ears were now revealed. "SHE'S A WITCH!" the Goose yelled, "Burn her!" "No, you idiot" Sam glared at him, "She's an elf." "You are to call the Great Goosini an idiot? You shall be punished!" "What are you gonna do? Sure you may be taller, but just look at you! You're scrawny and bony. You couldn't squash an ant using all of your body wait, much less in any way harm me." The Goose just glared at him and grumbled.
"He's in critical condition." Arwen said to Strider, who stupidly said, "You sure are purdy." "We need to get him to my father. I am wholly aware of the fact that you already mentioned this, but I find it critical for me to repeat this so that I can sound smart. Now, let's get this little dude to Rivendell." "Great," Strider began, "I know this guy, Glorfindel...." "NO. I am going to take him. Don't ask why. I just feel like it." "Alrighty." "Don't try to defy me! I'm going to take him on my own!" "That's fine with--" "I KNOW you disapprove, so I will bring your lackey along with me. Come, Goose. Bring Frodo with you."
Arwen set Frodo upon her steed and mounted after him. "Come, oh bony one!" she said as she helped the Goose on to her mount. Maniac looked at the horse sideways and muttered to Merry, "She's riding a goat." "Nah...." he replied, also looking the scene sideways, "That's a horse...." "A horse with horns?" While the two contemplated it, Arwen shouted "Tallyho!" to her "horse" and rode off.
Despite the fact that it was a goat, Arwen's steed was swift and quick. However, the Wraiths were more than a match for it. They found Arwen along her path and chased her. They attempted to stab her, but cut off the mighty goats beard by accident. It brayed loudly and ran into a tree, the limb of which cut Arwen's cheek. They finally reached a shallow river, a creek perhaps. The three, along with the goat, crossed it quickly, however the Nazgul were not fond of water. Arwen had no idea what to do. "Surrender the Halfling, she-elf." One of the Nazgul muttered wickedly.
"You idiot!" The Goose shouted, "You could easily kill the lot of us right now!" "Shhhhhh!" Arwen glared at Goosini, but it was too late. The Nazgul were running toward them. Arwen thought quickly and shouted, "Hey! What's that over there?" The nine turned to look at whatever it was, and many said, "I don't see anything." After a long pause, one of them shouted "Hey! It's a trick!" and they all whirled around to face her. But it was too late. She had worked her elven magic, and they were drowned in a sea of.... Well, water.
Note form your beloved authoress: Thanks a bunch to all of you who have reviewed!!! You keep me alive!!! (Many people: EEEP!!! Stop reviewing, maybe she'll die!!!)
To Mercuria: **grin~* I love you. That is a GREAT suggestion.
To everyone: I already have half of chapter five written, so expect it up soon.
References
1. http://www.soyouwanna.com/
Quick mention.... The Great Goosini is originally from [1]www.soyouwanna.com and my friend decided it was a good idea to "borrow" this name. SUE HIM, NOT ME!!! Now.... On with the fanfic!!!
As Strider knelt to pick a batch of Kingsfoil from the ground, he felt a cool blade on his neck, and an equally cool voice whisper "What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?" He looked up to the head of the elf-woman; with her flowing brunette hair and sparkling crystal blue eyes. He had no idea who she was. "For the love of all that's Holy, please don't kill me!" he screamed. "What? What are you.... It's Arwen! You're girlfriend, you daft twit!" "A.... Wen? Awen?" "Arwen. ARRRRWEN!" Strider just cocked his head to the side and looked at her confusedly. "Oh, screw it. You idiot. I'm here to save the hobbit, seeing how you're obviously too stupid to do it."
The two, along with Sam, traveled back to Frodo, who lay on the ground, gasping for breaths. "He doesn't look so great." Phoenix remarked, looking at him sideways. "Well, that was slightly obvious." Merry retorted. "Well, excuse me for making conversation rather than sitting in silence like.... Some.... Silent.... Person!" "How dare you call me a person! I am a HOBBIT!" "Well, aren't you fancy? Bring it on, small fry! You want a piece of me?" "AHEM!" Gally cleared her throat loudly and gestured toward a very brightly glowing Arwen. "Are we supposed to be in awe?" Pippin whispered to Maniac, to which she replied "No.... Here, throw a tomato at her. I bet she'll love that." Pippin considered this, shrugged, grabbed a tomato, and slugged it at her. However, the unnatural brightness of Arwen nearly blinded him, and he hit Sam by mistake. "HEY! What was that for?" Sam yelled. "Sorry." Pippin whispered, grabbed another tomato and throw. But lo! This time, his aim was better and
hit Arwen's brightly glowing shoulder. The brightness faded. "Good job." Maniac congratulated him. "YOU!" Arwen yelled, "You little pip squeak! This was a new dress! You're gonna pay..." "Run, Pippi, run! Before she goes medieval!" Phoenix yelled.
"Pippi," as he apparently had been nicknamed, did not run. He did the exact opposite. He stood in same place, staring blankly at the tomato on Arwen's shoulder. Arwen did not stay in this elegant, glowy form. Somehow, within a matter of seconds, she had changed into a more rugged look. She just appeared this way suddenly. Her pointed ears were now revealed. "SHE'S A WITCH!" the Goose yelled, "Burn her!" "No, you idiot" Sam glared at him, "She's an elf." "You are to call the Great Goosini an idiot? You shall be punished!" "What are you gonna do? Sure you may be taller, but just look at you! You're scrawny and bony. You couldn't squash an ant using all of your body wait, much less in any way harm me." The Goose just glared at him and grumbled.
"He's in critical condition." Arwen said to Strider, who stupidly said, "You sure are purdy." "We need to get him to my father. I am wholly aware of the fact that you already mentioned this, but I find it critical for me to repeat this so that I can sound smart. Now, let's get this little dude to Rivendell." "Great," Strider began, "I know this guy, Glorfindel...." "NO. I am going to take him. Don't ask why. I just feel like it." "Alrighty." "Don't try to defy me! I'm going to take him on my own!" "That's fine with--" "I KNOW you disapprove, so I will bring your lackey along with me. Come, Goose. Bring Frodo with you."
Arwen set Frodo upon her steed and mounted after him. "Come, oh bony one!" she said as she helped the Goose on to her mount. Maniac looked at the horse sideways and muttered to Merry, "She's riding a goat." "Nah...." he replied, also looking the scene sideways, "That's a horse...." "A horse with horns?" While the two contemplated it, Arwen shouted "Tallyho!" to her "horse" and rode off.
Despite the fact that it was a goat, Arwen's steed was swift and quick. However, the Wraiths were more than a match for it. They found Arwen along her path and chased her. They attempted to stab her, but cut off the mighty goats beard by accident. It brayed loudly and ran into a tree, the limb of which cut Arwen's cheek. They finally reached a shallow river, a creek perhaps. The three, along with the goat, crossed it quickly, however the Nazgul were not fond of water. Arwen had no idea what to do. "Surrender the Halfling, she-elf." One of the Nazgul muttered wickedly.
"You idiot!" The Goose shouted, "You could easily kill the lot of us right now!" "Shhhhhh!" Arwen glared at Goosini, but it was too late. The Nazgul were running toward them. Arwen thought quickly and shouted, "Hey! What's that over there?" The nine turned to look at whatever it was, and many said, "I don't see anything." After a long pause, one of them shouted "Hey! It's a trick!" and they all whirled around to face her. But it was too late. She had worked her elven magic, and they were drowned in a sea of.... Well, water.
Note form your beloved authoress: Thanks a bunch to all of you who have reviewed!!! You keep me alive!!! (Many people: EEEP!!! Stop reviewing, maybe she'll die!!!)
To Mercuria: **grin~* I love you. That is a GREAT suggestion.
To everyone: I already have half of chapter five written, so expect it up soon.
References
1. http://www.soyouwanna.com/