Dear Harry,
WOW that sleeping potion works great! That is the best sleep I have ever had! That is certainly not something I would mind being addicted too. I can see why you like it so much! You were right though, first time I took it I was standing by my bed. I woke up on the floor with a huge bruise on my bum.
I sent those pictures of your mum for you and one of your grandparents. I hope you like them. I know you didn't get along with my mum but in the end she did stick up for you. I think she had finally understood everything. She used to think you were evil for having magic. That was the main reason you were treated like you were as a kid. If they had thought you were a muggle you would have been treated differently.
Are there any books for muggels that are related to wizards? I kinda want to know more about Hog...whatsit and everything else. Why can't you do magic over the summer? I mean you are certainly old enough to know how to use it and when to cast it. Besides, what if you need it for defence? Isn't there a loop hole that you can use? The rest of this letter is going to be Aunt Marge. Then I will pick back up I guess.
Dudley,
Harry,
Well I must say it certainly was a suprise to find out what you really were! So the lot of you have a whole society to yourselfs hey? Well as long as you keep to yourselfs and don't go bothering us I am alright with it I guess. That potion of yours did help Dudley though. I always thought my brother was keeping a secret from me. Now I know what. You are still too skinny though. How do you expect to fight a full grown... thing if you don't have any meat on your bones? Now my Dudley could take on just about anyone. Why I bet he could even take on your Voldomoat! Didn't my brother ever feed you? Any way, I guess he was right to hate magic like Dudders here said he did. After all it did get him killed didn't it? Maybe you should just give yourself up to that guy and give the rest of us a break.
Marge,
Harry!,
She sent off the letter before I had a chance to even see it! Then she told me what she had wrote. I sat on her. How could she write something like that! DON'T give yourself up whatever you do! I promise she will NEVER write you another letter! I hope this owl comes through. I saw it carrying a letter and managed to get it to come over here. I still can't belive she would say that though!
WBS, Dudley
Dear, "the aunt that blew" My name is Ron. I am Harry's best friend. I just wanted to say... DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING!? You IDIOT you stupid mush for brains git! Let me remind you that Harry SAVED your precious nephew's life! He didn't have to but he did. I also want to clue you in on a thing or two. You-Know-Who hates Harry. If he ever manages to get him he won't just kill him, oh no he will do much worse. If you have read all of the letters then you know what the Crucio curse is. He would do that, he would keep casting it till Harry couldn't take it anymore. He would try to break him. Then he has these things called Dementors. They make you relive your worst memories. The Dark lord controls them, and Harry has some really bad memories. You know how he said he can now remember how his parents died? That was the dementors. He would torture Harry until there was nothing left!
If all muggles were like you I would cheer for Vol... Vol... darn I still can't say it! Well anyway I would cheer for him and WORSHIP him for ridding the world of muggle kind! You are even WORSE than that lunk-head of a brother of yours was! I am glad Harry made you blow up! I wish he had REALLY made you blow up, as in KABOOM!
Oh and as for that question of did Vernon feed him? Here is the answer, not often.
Another little tidbit you should know, Harry has already saved the entire world. He was just a baby when he did it but he did it. You-Know-Who's killing curse bounced off Harry and back at him. If that hadn't of happened you would either be dead or in a slave camp for muggels somewhere digging ditches and getting hexed and whipped!
So show some respect you low life scum! As for Dudley beating... oh my gosh how did you SPELL this thing!? Voldomoat! Ha! Anyway Dudley could never beat him. Dudley seems like a nice enough chap (now) but most fully grown wizards (much less a muggle teenager) can't take on ...him... Harry has won against You-Know-Who not once, not twice, but THREE times! And last year he managed to escape from a compleatly powerful dark lord and all his death eaters. Then he managed to save Dudley from being killed by You-Know-Who. Harry is one of the bravest people I know and he seems to have a knack for getting in and out of trouble. Harry is a hero. You would do well to remember that.
Ron Weasley, P.S. DWBYMS (Don't write back you muggle scum!)
Dear Harry,
The friend of yours Ron Weasley certainly gave my aunt a talking to! (I hope he dosen't mind that I am using his owl.) Not that she didn't deserve it, she did deserve it. I hope you didn't take to heart anything she said because it was all rubbish. You're alright aren't you? Maybe before the summer holidy is up I could come and see your new house? Did you get the photos of your mum and my mum?
WBTTM (Write back to this muggle) Dudley Dursley
Dear Dudley,
I'm fine. And no Ron didn't mind at all about using Pig. Infact he is sorta wondering how you managed to catch him! That ball of fluff is harder to catch than the snitch sometimes! Thanks for the photos. They mean a lot to me. My mum actually looked quite a bit like Ginny when she was growing up. She turned red as a fire engine when I showed her! She has had a small crush on me since my first year.
Longer than that Harry! I think she has liked you since she learned how to read! All those articles about you...
Shut it Ron. He is staying over with me for the night. Tommorow we are going to Diagon Alley for school suplies. Hey! Heh remember that poem she wrote to you Harry? Let's see if I remember it right... His eyes as green as a speckled toad, His hair is as dark black as a black board, I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero that conquered the Dark Lord. Hey! That hurt! Har-
Please excuse my friend here... he is a prat. Oh and disregard that poem up there. It never happened... Hey! Get off!
My dear friend Harry here is a liar. My sister is a good poet don't you think so Harry?
..no...
Well don't tell her that! You don't wanna hurt the dear thing do ya? Oh but you should have seen it! It was our second year out DADA professor, Lockjaw... I mean heart... had made all the house elfs dress up like cupids. One elf CHASED Harry down, and sat on his legs while he recited the poem. It was so funny!!!
...I hate you...
No you don't. You're right I don't hate you. That doesn't mean I'm not gonna try to smother you with the pillow behind my back though... HA!!!
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I''ve got feathers in my mouth!
*pant pant* Serves you right! Oh and remind me NOT to have you around next time I write to him...
*pout* But I'm being a good boy...
HA!
You don't write anything nasty about me do you?
Hu? Course not!
Ok then...
Anyway... while I have the quill...
*snatch* Who says you have the quill?
I am TRYING to close this nutty letter!
...Oh...
Can I contenue now?
Sure.
Thank-you.
Row row row your boat gently down the stre...
...WHAT are you doing?
Singing while you close the letter.
How can I close the letter while YOU have got the quill?
You have more than one quill.
Gently down the stream.. Well Dudley I need to go... Mearly mearly mearly... Give me that! ...pummel this prat... By the way Ron it is Merrily... What ever you say Herm... I AM NOT HERM!!!
Bye Dudley...Bye Duddily Dinkums!!! RON!!!
WBS Harry James Potter Ron... RONALD... (I am now going to pummel Harry) Weasley
Dear Harry,
That was certainly an... interesting letter. I personally think the both of you are nutters. So about this Hermione, is she hot? You do have a girlfriend right Harry? I mean being famous and all one would think they would be flocking to you! I don't have a girlfriend... yet... but I am working on it! A lot of the girls out here are very, very hot. Oh yes I like it here very much.
I can't thank you enough for that dreamless sleep potion, I haven't had a nightmare in days! I haven't had a dream either but hey I am NOT complaining!
I will speak to Aunt Marge about visiting before the summer is out. You will keep those twins away from me won't you? Please!? And I don't see the big joke about turning me into a ferret...
Anyway, a few new friends of mine are about to come over so I had better tidy up my room.
Write back soon!
Dudley Dursley
Dear Dudley, I am never ever letting Ron near me when I am writing you again! He is nutters!!!
Anyway... all is pretty quiet here too. Mostly I am taking of Lil, playing quidditch, doing homework (ugh) and getting to know Sirius better. I swear the man has me in stitches every night from his prank tales from the marauder days. Fred and George are gonna graduate this year and the school needs some new pranksters to turn the professors hair grey... I belive Padfoot and Moony could give the three of us some pretty good tips...
I am glad that dreamless sleep potion works so well! I am learning how to make it for myself and I am now compleatly and totally addicted but guess what? I DON'T BLOODY CARE! Siruis is teaching me to make it. He is actually quite good with potions. We are going to Diagon Alley soon to get suplies. Maybe I could pick up a few additional things... Then again I could always ask the twins to assist me. I think they would be quite proud that "iccle Harry wants to follow in our footsteps." Plus... they feel they owe me a favor, they don't though. I gave them the money cause I didn't want it. I would never use it and it would have just depressed me everytime I went to my vault. Speaking of the twins and pranks...
Ferret Fizzys are pretty much a running gag based off last year. At school there is this compleate and total git named Malfoy (his dad is a deatheater) who hates Gryffindors, (can't imagine why we are such a lovely friendly lot!) muggle borns, (that git calls herm a mudblood... one of these days...) and anyone who isn't generally evil. On top of hating them, he does everything humanly possible to make their lives miserable. Last year... one of out professors caught Malfoy being himself, and turned him into a bouncing, white ferret. I thought I would split my sides open! Every since Malfoy has been nicknamed "ferret face, ferret boy, the amazing bouncing ferret" by everyone who is not a Slytherin. And that is the story of the little ferret that bounced.
I wish these days would last forever. Everything is perfect right now... Voldemort is being relitively quiet, (only a few twinges in my scar) I am with people that love me, I am finally living with my godfather, I have plenty to eat and can play quidditch everyday! NOW I know why most kids like summer!
As for that question about Herm... don't go there Dudley... Ron has had his eye on her since early forth year. He just dosen't know it yet... prat... As for me and girls... well... Maybe Ginny. We have become pretty good friends now that she isn't so shy around me. She is nice, and pretty, and smart. If there is another ball I will probably ask her...
Time for supper! (We are eating over at the Weasleys. Sirius... I love the man but he can't even boil water.)
Write back soon
Harry James Potter
P.S. How are those magical diet things working? P.SS. Siruis says you can over one week before school starts.
WOW that sleeping potion works great! That is the best sleep I have ever had! That is certainly not something I would mind being addicted too. I can see why you like it so much! You were right though, first time I took it I was standing by my bed. I woke up on the floor with a huge bruise on my bum.
I sent those pictures of your mum for you and one of your grandparents. I hope you like them. I know you didn't get along with my mum but in the end she did stick up for you. I think she had finally understood everything. She used to think you were evil for having magic. That was the main reason you were treated like you were as a kid. If they had thought you were a muggle you would have been treated differently.
Are there any books for muggels that are related to wizards? I kinda want to know more about Hog...whatsit and everything else. Why can't you do magic over the summer? I mean you are certainly old enough to know how to use it and when to cast it. Besides, what if you need it for defence? Isn't there a loop hole that you can use? The rest of this letter is going to be Aunt Marge. Then I will pick back up I guess.
Dudley,
Harry,
Well I must say it certainly was a suprise to find out what you really were! So the lot of you have a whole society to yourselfs hey? Well as long as you keep to yourselfs and don't go bothering us I am alright with it I guess. That potion of yours did help Dudley though. I always thought my brother was keeping a secret from me. Now I know what. You are still too skinny though. How do you expect to fight a full grown... thing if you don't have any meat on your bones? Now my Dudley could take on just about anyone. Why I bet he could even take on your Voldomoat! Didn't my brother ever feed you? Any way, I guess he was right to hate magic like Dudders here said he did. After all it did get him killed didn't it? Maybe you should just give yourself up to that guy and give the rest of us a break.
Marge,
Harry!,
She sent off the letter before I had a chance to even see it! Then she told me what she had wrote. I sat on her. How could she write something like that! DON'T give yourself up whatever you do! I promise she will NEVER write you another letter! I hope this owl comes through. I saw it carrying a letter and managed to get it to come over here. I still can't belive she would say that though!
WBS, Dudley
Dear, "the aunt that blew" My name is Ron. I am Harry's best friend. I just wanted to say... DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING!? You IDIOT you stupid mush for brains git! Let me remind you that Harry SAVED your precious nephew's life! He didn't have to but he did. I also want to clue you in on a thing or two. You-Know-Who hates Harry. If he ever manages to get him he won't just kill him, oh no he will do much worse. If you have read all of the letters then you know what the Crucio curse is. He would do that, he would keep casting it till Harry couldn't take it anymore. He would try to break him. Then he has these things called Dementors. They make you relive your worst memories. The Dark lord controls them, and Harry has some really bad memories. You know how he said he can now remember how his parents died? That was the dementors. He would torture Harry until there was nothing left!
If all muggles were like you I would cheer for Vol... Vol... darn I still can't say it! Well anyway I would cheer for him and WORSHIP him for ridding the world of muggle kind! You are even WORSE than that lunk-head of a brother of yours was! I am glad Harry made you blow up! I wish he had REALLY made you blow up, as in KABOOM!
Oh and as for that question of did Vernon feed him? Here is the answer, not often.
Another little tidbit you should know, Harry has already saved the entire world. He was just a baby when he did it but he did it. You-Know-Who's killing curse bounced off Harry and back at him. If that hadn't of happened you would either be dead or in a slave camp for muggels somewhere digging ditches and getting hexed and whipped!
So show some respect you low life scum! As for Dudley beating... oh my gosh how did you SPELL this thing!? Voldomoat! Ha! Anyway Dudley could never beat him. Dudley seems like a nice enough chap (now) but most fully grown wizards (much less a muggle teenager) can't take on ...him... Harry has won against You-Know-Who not once, not twice, but THREE times! And last year he managed to escape from a compleatly powerful dark lord and all his death eaters. Then he managed to save Dudley from being killed by You-Know-Who. Harry is one of the bravest people I know and he seems to have a knack for getting in and out of trouble. Harry is a hero. You would do well to remember that.
Ron Weasley, P.S. DWBYMS (Don't write back you muggle scum!)
Dear Harry,
The friend of yours Ron Weasley certainly gave my aunt a talking to! (I hope he dosen't mind that I am using his owl.) Not that she didn't deserve it, she did deserve it. I hope you didn't take to heart anything she said because it was all rubbish. You're alright aren't you? Maybe before the summer holidy is up I could come and see your new house? Did you get the photos of your mum and my mum?
WBTTM (Write back to this muggle) Dudley Dursley
Dear Dudley,
I'm fine. And no Ron didn't mind at all about using Pig. Infact he is sorta wondering how you managed to catch him! That ball of fluff is harder to catch than the snitch sometimes! Thanks for the photos. They mean a lot to me. My mum actually looked quite a bit like Ginny when she was growing up. She turned red as a fire engine when I showed her! She has had a small crush on me since my first year.
Longer than that Harry! I think she has liked you since she learned how to read! All those articles about you...
Shut it Ron. He is staying over with me for the night. Tommorow we are going to Diagon Alley for school suplies. Hey! Heh remember that poem she wrote to you Harry? Let's see if I remember it right... His eyes as green as a speckled toad, His hair is as dark black as a black board, I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero that conquered the Dark Lord. Hey! That hurt! Har-
Please excuse my friend here... he is a prat. Oh and disregard that poem up there. It never happened... Hey! Get off!
My dear friend Harry here is a liar. My sister is a good poet don't you think so Harry?
..no...
Well don't tell her that! You don't wanna hurt the dear thing do ya? Oh but you should have seen it! It was our second year out DADA professor, Lockjaw... I mean heart... had made all the house elfs dress up like cupids. One elf CHASED Harry down, and sat on his legs while he recited the poem. It was so funny!!!
...I hate you...
No you don't. You're right I don't hate you. That doesn't mean I'm not gonna try to smother you with the pillow behind my back though... HA!!!
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I''ve got feathers in my mouth!
*pant pant* Serves you right! Oh and remind me NOT to have you around next time I write to him...
*pout* But I'm being a good boy...
HA!
You don't write anything nasty about me do you?
Hu? Course not!
Ok then...
Anyway... while I have the quill...
*snatch* Who says you have the quill?
I am TRYING to close this nutty letter!
...Oh...
Can I contenue now?
Sure.
Thank-you.
Row row row your boat gently down the stre...
...WHAT are you doing?
Singing while you close the letter.
How can I close the letter while YOU have got the quill?
You have more than one quill.
Gently down the stream.. Well Dudley I need to go... Mearly mearly mearly... Give me that! ...pummel this prat... By the way Ron it is Merrily... What ever you say Herm... I AM NOT HERM!!!
Bye Dudley...Bye Duddily Dinkums!!! RON!!!
WBS Harry James Potter Ron... RONALD... (I am now going to pummel Harry) Weasley
Dear Harry,
That was certainly an... interesting letter. I personally think the both of you are nutters. So about this Hermione, is she hot? You do have a girlfriend right Harry? I mean being famous and all one would think they would be flocking to you! I don't have a girlfriend... yet... but I am working on it! A lot of the girls out here are very, very hot. Oh yes I like it here very much.
I can't thank you enough for that dreamless sleep potion, I haven't had a nightmare in days! I haven't had a dream either but hey I am NOT complaining!
I will speak to Aunt Marge about visiting before the summer is out. You will keep those twins away from me won't you? Please!? And I don't see the big joke about turning me into a ferret...
Anyway, a few new friends of mine are about to come over so I had better tidy up my room.
Write back soon!
Dudley Dursley
Dear Dudley, I am never ever letting Ron near me when I am writing you again! He is nutters!!!
Anyway... all is pretty quiet here too. Mostly I am taking of Lil, playing quidditch, doing homework (ugh) and getting to know Sirius better. I swear the man has me in stitches every night from his prank tales from the marauder days. Fred and George are gonna graduate this year and the school needs some new pranksters to turn the professors hair grey... I belive Padfoot and Moony could give the three of us some pretty good tips...
I am glad that dreamless sleep potion works so well! I am learning how to make it for myself and I am now compleatly and totally addicted but guess what? I DON'T BLOODY CARE! Siruis is teaching me to make it. He is actually quite good with potions. We are going to Diagon Alley soon to get suplies. Maybe I could pick up a few additional things... Then again I could always ask the twins to assist me. I think they would be quite proud that "iccle Harry wants to follow in our footsteps." Plus... they feel they owe me a favor, they don't though. I gave them the money cause I didn't want it. I would never use it and it would have just depressed me everytime I went to my vault. Speaking of the twins and pranks...
Ferret Fizzys are pretty much a running gag based off last year. At school there is this compleate and total git named Malfoy (his dad is a deatheater) who hates Gryffindors, (can't imagine why we are such a lovely friendly lot!) muggle borns, (that git calls herm a mudblood... one of these days...) and anyone who isn't generally evil. On top of hating them, he does everything humanly possible to make their lives miserable. Last year... one of out professors caught Malfoy being himself, and turned him into a bouncing, white ferret. I thought I would split my sides open! Every since Malfoy has been nicknamed "ferret face, ferret boy, the amazing bouncing ferret" by everyone who is not a Slytherin. And that is the story of the little ferret that bounced.
I wish these days would last forever. Everything is perfect right now... Voldemort is being relitively quiet, (only a few twinges in my scar) I am with people that love me, I am finally living with my godfather, I have plenty to eat and can play quidditch everyday! NOW I know why most kids like summer!
As for that question about Herm... don't go there Dudley... Ron has had his eye on her since early forth year. He just dosen't know it yet... prat... As for me and girls... well... Maybe Ginny. We have become pretty good friends now that she isn't so shy around me. She is nice, and pretty, and smart. If there is another ball I will probably ask her...
Time for supper! (We are eating over at the Weasleys. Sirius... I love the man but he can't even boil water.)
Write back soon
Harry James Potter
P.S. How are those magical diet things working? P.SS. Siruis says you can over one week before school starts.