Author's Note: This is based on my all time favorite song! AH! I can't get it out of my head now!
Yuffiie Girl Kissed The Sexy Ex-Turk
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Video Killed The Radio Star' by The Buggles)
"I wonder who that could be." Cloud heard a knock on his door. "Who could be outside on a rainy day like this? It better not be one those annoying…"
"Oh, Cloud!" Yuffie cried in joy and fell into Cloud's arms. "I'm so happy!"
"Um, Yuffie, what are you doing here in Kalm Town, eleven o'clock at night? Shouldn't you be back in Wutai?"
"You don't understand! I've just had the most wonderful time in my whole life!" Yuffie began to blush.
"Huh?" Cloud was completely confused. He shut the door and dragged the young girl inside. "What are you talking about? Are you okay, Yuffie?"
"I think I'm in love!" She bolted up.
"WHAT?" All of a sudden music began to play out of nowhere. The volume eventually got louder and louder. "Where's that music coming from?"
"Don't you see, Cloud?" Yuffie danced around the room like a ballet dancer. "I think I'm going to marry him!"
"WHO?"
Yuffie just laughed and beckoned her finger at him. Cloud had no idea that behind him, the Turks were creeping inside his house.
"Come closer and I'll tell you…"
There is a certain man I've always had a crush.
Although he's silent he is someone I can trust.
When I came up to him he tried to be a fuss!
Oh-a Oh!
I just admire his dark gothic atmospheres.
They may seem scary but I have nothing to fear!
When waking up I'd know exactly who'd be there!
Oh-a Oh!
I met old Tifa!
Oh-a Oh!
What did I tell her?
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Tifa gasped and screamed in fright!
Oh! A-a-a-oh!
And so I met him in abandoned Nibelheim.
I heard the playback and it seemed such a long time.
Did you remember, those lovely jingle chimes?
Oh-a Oh!
He's so fantastic!
Oh-a Oh!
He's anorexic!
"Okay, that I did not need to know."
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
In my mind and through my site,
I think of him all day and night!
Oh! A-a-a-oh!
Oh! A-a-a-oh!
"Hey, what are you guys doing in my house?"
Oh don't mind us, Cloud. Me, Reno and Elena just love to sing! We just had to come in and join you guys in this musical number!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
In my mind and through my site,
I think of him all day and night!
Tifa gasped and screamed in fright!
I'm so happy, I'll sing all night!
"Yuffie, you still haven't told me who you're in love with."
I love…that Valentine guy…
I love…that Valentine guy…
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
"Wow, Yuffie. Congratulations. I'm glad you're hooked up with Vincent now."
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
"Um, okay guys. That's enough."
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
"You're shaking up the house!"
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
"STOP THAT SINGING!"
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(I love…)
Yuffie girl kissed the sexy ex-Turk!
(…that Valentine guy…)
"That's it. I'm out of here…"
Fin