A/N- Hyey! What's up? Nothing here, I hope y'all are well. Well, i really have nothing to say to ya's. Ummmmmmmmmm. I own no one because if I did, I would not be writing such horrible stories. Hmm, i think this is the first one posted here. W/E- I've written more than I've planned to already.
Reviews- Yes, please, chicadees.
Summary- Harry gets stumbles on to fanfiction.net and numerous other story places in the Hogwart library, and he doesn't really like what he sees.... er.... reads.
Why am I writing this?- Every one else has one, why not me?
Chapters- I dunno, depends on if y'all like it.
Chapter 1- WE DID WHAT???
Harry sat boredly (A/N- is that a word?) in the Hogwarts library. He clicked the little internet button and signed in. He had no homework to do so he had no idea what he was looking for. He finally decided just to type in 'Chat'.
The page scrolled and he was suddenly in a chatroom. There were only a few people, but still, he had NOTHING to say.
TheBoywhoLvd- Uh, hello? Is anyone here?
FinchetteMalfoy- Who are you?
TheBoywhoLvd- oh my god? Are you a Malfoy??
FinchetteMalfoy- What? Noooo. Haven't you ever read 'Harry Potter'?
TheboywhoLvd- Read what?!
Flyingforbroomsticks- 'Harry Potter', You know, the story of the weird wizard boy who was almost killed by Voldemort, goes to Hogwarts? The movie is out too. You had to have read or seen it, look at your screenname.
TheBoywhoLvd- Ok. This is weird.
Flyingforbroomsticks- Here, go to this link to read some really cool fanfictions about 'Harry Potter'. You obviously like him. Fanfiction.net
***TheBoywhoLvd has signed off***
Harry quickly typed in the link. Since when has there been books and movies about him? And how did those Muggles know so much about him? And who the Hell comes up with this stuff?
The screen flashed in front of him and Fanfiction.net appeared. He clicked in 'books' and he found his name. After clicking on it, strange boxes came up. He clicked one and found his name again. Then he clicked 'Go'.
A long list of stories showed up.
"Hmm.... 'Struggles of a Stranger' sounds good enough."
Harry clicked on the blue link and the story immediatly showed up in front of him. Reading the beginning, he found out that it wasn't that great of a story after all. (A/N- I have no clue if Struggles of a Stranger is true or not, so please don't sue, i don't have the money!).
"Hmm, 'Rated R for strong violence and sexual scenes between HARRY AND SNAPE!?!?" Harry read aloud. "EWWWWW!"
Harry clicked back to the main screen and clicked in himself as the main character and Ron as the second main.
'Maybe they'll show just how good of a friendship we have.' he thought to himself.
Nope.
"Seductions of Ronald? 'Meeting in the Darkness'? 'From Friends to Lovers'? THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!" (A/N- once again, i have no clue if thesse stories are written).
Harry decided just to click back to the main page, when Hermione walked in.
"Hermione, get over here! You've got to see something."
Hermione took a seat next to Harry and he told her to click in any two people in the two boxes. She clicked 'Harry' and 'Hermione'. The page scrolled and a list appeared again.
"Click one." Harry said.
"Okay."
Hermione clicked on a story called; 'Harry and Hermione' and it seemed fine enough.
Harry and Hermione read intensely, scrolling down and reading chapter after chapter until they stopped dead.
:"WE DID WHAT?!?" They shouted together.
"Uh..... Haryy, I need to.... uh.... go...to....bed. Er, go... go see something."
"Yeah. Uh......me too."
Harry shut down the system as fast as he could and dashed from the room shuddering.
"THOSE PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!" he yelled, "I'll read some more tomarrow." he added in a wisper.
Shuddering one more time, he ran up the stairs to the common room where he wanted to goudge his eyes out for reading that stuff.
'Where do these people come up with this stuff?' he asked himself one more time, before turning off his light and going to bed.
A/N- Oh yeah, i forgot to add in the beginning, I have no clue if any of the titles I used are real. If they are, I'm so sorry if you didn't want me using them. ANYWAYS.... i'm pretty sure the story will get better later on. And if any one wants their names in it too, just say so.
Reviews- Yes, please, chicadees.
Summary- Harry gets stumbles on to fanfiction.net and numerous other story places in the Hogwart library, and he doesn't really like what he sees.... er.... reads.
Why am I writing this?- Every one else has one, why not me?
Chapters- I dunno, depends on if y'all like it.
Chapter 1- WE DID WHAT???
Harry sat boredly (A/N- is that a word?) in the Hogwarts library. He clicked the little internet button and signed in. He had no homework to do so he had no idea what he was looking for. He finally decided just to type in 'Chat'.
The page scrolled and he was suddenly in a chatroom. There were only a few people, but still, he had NOTHING to say.
TheBoywhoLvd- Uh, hello? Is anyone here?
FinchetteMalfoy- Who are you?
TheBoywhoLvd- oh my god? Are you a Malfoy??
FinchetteMalfoy- What? Noooo. Haven't you ever read 'Harry Potter'?
TheboywhoLvd- Read what?!
Flyingforbroomsticks- 'Harry Potter', You know, the story of the weird wizard boy who was almost killed by Voldemort, goes to Hogwarts? The movie is out too. You had to have read or seen it, look at your screenname.
TheBoywhoLvd- Ok. This is weird.
Flyingforbroomsticks- Here, go to this link to read some really cool fanfictions about 'Harry Potter'. You obviously like him. Fanfiction.net
***TheBoywhoLvd has signed off***
Harry quickly typed in the link. Since when has there been books and movies about him? And how did those Muggles know so much about him? And who the Hell comes up with this stuff?
The screen flashed in front of him and Fanfiction.net appeared. He clicked in 'books' and he found his name. After clicking on it, strange boxes came up. He clicked one and found his name again. Then he clicked 'Go'.
A long list of stories showed up.
"Hmm.... 'Struggles of a Stranger' sounds good enough."
Harry clicked on the blue link and the story immediatly showed up in front of him. Reading the beginning, he found out that it wasn't that great of a story after all. (A/N- I have no clue if Struggles of a Stranger is true or not, so please don't sue, i don't have the money!).
"Hmm, 'Rated R for strong violence and sexual scenes between HARRY AND SNAPE!?!?" Harry read aloud. "EWWWWW!"
Harry clicked back to the main screen and clicked in himself as the main character and Ron as the second main.
'Maybe they'll show just how good of a friendship we have.' he thought to himself.
Nope.
"Seductions of Ronald? 'Meeting in the Darkness'? 'From Friends to Lovers'? THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!" (A/N- once again, i have no clue if thesse stories are written).
Harry decided just to click back to the main page, when Hermione walked in.
"Hermione, get over here! You've got to see something."
Hermione took a seat next to Harry and he told her to click in any two people in the two boxes. She clicked 'Harry' and 'Hermione'. The page scrolled and a list appeared again.
"Click one." Harry said.
"Okay."
Hermione clicked on a story called; 'Harry and Hermione' and it seemed fine enough.
Harry and Hermione read intensely, scrolling down and reading chapter after chapter until they stopped dead.
:"WE DID WHAT?!?" They shouted together.
"Uh..... Haryy, I need to.... uh.... go...to....bed. Er, go... go see something."
"Yeah. Uh......me too."
Harry shut down the system as fast as he could and dashed from the room shuddering.
"THOSE PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!" he yelled, "I'll read some more tomarrow." he added in a wisper.
Shuddering one more time, he ran up the stairs to the common room where he wanted to goudge his eyes out for reading that stuff.
'Where do these people come up with this stuff?' he asked himself one more time, before turning off his light and going to bed.
A/N- Oh yeah, i forgot to add in the beginning, I have no clue if any of the titles I used are real. If they are, I'm so sorry if you didn't want me using them. ANYWAYS.... i'm pretty sure the story will get better later on. And if any one wants their names in it too, just say so.