A/N- Hiyde-ho, Polio! I'm so happy that I am actually singing! Wow, i never sing. That's like me wearing a dress. HA! Me! Wearing a dress! Ohhhhh, I crack myself up sometimes. Hey, I've got seven reviews on this story over night. Not bad!! Actually, it's ver very good. Well, i just got home from school so I have quite a bit of time before I start my work. These stories are so much funner. Hey, if you reviewed my last chapter, stick around for the bottom. Also, e-mail me to say wether or not you will let me use your screen names and tell me (if yes) how you will let me use them.
WE DID WHAT!?!? Chapter Number Two
Brief Summary- Harry found FF.NET yesterday and now he's back to find out more!
harry quickly seated himself at the computer and logged on. He typed in 'Harry Potter Chat' aznd waited for it to load. He strecked and leaned back. Forgeting that there wasn't anything behind him, he fell and crashed to the floor.
"Hey?! Who else is here?" came a startled voice.
"Ron? What are you doing here?"
"I was looking up Bathelwings for Potions, what are you doing here?"
"I was looking up myself."
"Harry, that's disgusting!"
"No, I typed my name into the internet."
"Oh. Well, that's really self centered don't you think?"
"We can look your name up as well." Harry said.
"Let's do it!" Ron cried, planting himself next to Harry.
Harry closed the chatroom and logged back on to Fanfiction.net. He found the Harry Potter category and clicked on 'Ron W.'
"Now picked some one else. Any one." Harry said.
"Ummm. How about...... Neville."
Harry held back a laugh, knowing what might show up, but clicked it in anyways. Ron scanned the page.
"'Mr. Ron's Wild Ride'? 'Trip to Neville-Land'? 'WE"RE JUST LIKE MAMMALS?! GRoSS! Harry what did you lead me to? A porno site?!?!" Ron shrieked.
"There's a million more stories, with different people."
"Even Ginny?"
"I don't know. Her name is on the list."
"I want to see what these sick people are saying about my little sister. Don't put in another anem I want to see everything."
Harry reluctantly clicked the box that said 'Ginny W.' The screen scrolled and a list appeared. It showed numerous pages with ginny's name in them.
"'Ginny's love for Harry blossoms as the meet in a dark....-' Ugh. 'Ginny and Hermione have a little fun in...-' Gross! 'Ginny falls in love with Malfoy?!?!' THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!"
"That's what I said. Just watch this."
Harry click in both their names and a long list of slash stories appeared. Harry picked a random one and it appeared on the screen immediatly. (A/N- hey, what can I say? They're wizards!)
"Harry and Ron are in love?! But when Malfoy comes around they all see a different light?! Rated R for strong sexuality and mild language?!" Harry and Ron read aloud.
"Touching. I'm sure." came another voice.
"Ginny? What are you doing here?"
"What? Can't a girl use the forbidden library that no one is suppossed to know about except for the teachers and the Headmaster of Hogwarts?" she asked.
"Hey, Ginny." Ron smirked, "Type in your name and any one elses."
Ginny clicked hers and Draco's names.
On the screen appeared:
' Lights of Ifire- rated R
The space between- rated R
New look at life- rated R
Wanting More- Rated R
Draco an Ginny sittin in a tree- rated R'
And so on for twelve pages. Ginny gasped and frowned in a disgusted manner.
"EWWW EWW EW EW EW EW EW EW!" she cried, jumping around like a madwoman.
Just then a IM showed up on the screen;
Snapeysgirl1272 -Hey, weren't you in the Harry Potter Chat Room?
TheboywhoLvd- Yeah. Why?
Snapeysgirl1272- Why'd you leave so soon?
TheboywhoLvd- Ihad to see something. Who are you?
Snapeygirl1272- Geeze go all hysterical. I just wanted to talk.
TheboywhoLvd- Sorry But I really have to go. McGonagall just walked in.
Snapeysgirl1272- Ha, that's a good one. You're really into the Harry Potter stuff huh?
Theboywhovd- What do you mean?
Snapeysgirl1272- You are so funny! The screen name, pretending that Professor McGonagall is there.
Please. Everyone knows that J.K Rowling just made up those characters. What? Is
Ron there too?
Harry clicked the exit button on the IM and looked at Ron, who was red faced and shaking with anger. Ginny looked confused.
"Ok. Who is J.K Rowling?" she asked.
Suddenly, all of the lights in the room shut off and a glowing pillar beamed down from the ceiling. A woman stood in the middle.
"Who are you?" asked Ron in a scared voice.
"I am J.K Rowling. And you are my creations."
"What are you doing here?" asked Harry.
"Oh, no real reason. Just to tell you who I am. And this 'Pillar of Fire' things pretty cool, too. It scares some people you know. Of course you don't. I know you don't because I made you."
In an instant the Pillar of Fire and J.K Rowling disappeared and the lights came back on.
"Okay. That was weird." They said together, turning back to the computer and starting to search the internet again.
A/N- That was the end of the chapter! i hope y'all liked it!
DClick, Gengi, Pink Magic Marker, Silver Wolfe, LadyLaura020, and Mad Mandy THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! You were that first ones for this story. I luv ya's and come back soon. E-mail me!!
WE DID WHAT!?!? Chapter Number Two
Brief Summary- Harry found FF.NET yesterday and now he's back to find out more!
harry quickly seated himself at the computer and logged on. He typed in 'Harry Potter Chat' aznd waited for it to load. He strecked and leaned back. Forgeting that there wasn't anything behind him, he fell and crashed to the floor.
"Hey?! Who else is here?" came a startled voice.
"Ron? What are you doing here?"
"I was looking up Bathelwings for Potions, what are you doing here?"
"I was looking up myself."
"Harry, that's disgusting!"
"No, I typed my name into the internet."
"Oh. Well, that's really self centered don't you think?"
"We can look your name up as well." Harry said.
"Let's do it!" Ron cried, planting himself next to Harry.
Harry closed the chatroom and logged back on to Fanfiction.net. He found the Harry Potter category and clicked on 'Ron W.'
"Now picked some one else. Any one." Harry said.
"Ummm. How about...... Neville."
Harry held back a laugh, knowing what might show up, but clicked it in anyways. Ron scanned the page.
"'Mr. Ron's Wild Ride'? 'Trip to Neville-Land'? 'WE"RE JUST LIKE MAMMALS?! GRoSS! Harry what did you lead me to? A porno site?!?!" Ron shrieked.
"There's a million more stories, with different people."
"Even Ginny?"
"I don't know. Her name is on the list."
"I want to see what these sick people are saying about my little sister. Don't put in another anem I want to see everything."
Harry reluctantly clicked the box that said 'Ginny W.' The screen scrolled and a list appeared. It showed numerous pages with ginny's name in them.
"'Ginny's love for Harry blossoms as the meet in a dark....-' Ugh. 'Ginny and Hermione have a little fun in...-' Gross! 'Ginny falls in love with Malfoy?!?!' THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!"
"That's what I said. Just watch this."
Harry click in both their names and a long list of slash stories appeared. Harry picked a random one and it appeared on the screen immediatly. (A/N- hey, what can I say? They're wizards!)
"Harry and Ron are in love?! But when Malfoy comes around they all see a different light?! Rated R for strong sexuality and mild language?!" Harry and Ron read aloud.
"Touching. I'm sure." came another voice.
"Ginny? What are you doing here?"
"What? Can't a girl use the forbidden library that no one is suppossed to know about except for the teachers and the Headmaster of Hogwarts?" she asked.
"Hey, Ginny." Ron smirked, "Type in your name and any one elses."
Ginny clicked hers and Draco's names.
On the screen appeared:
' Lights of Ifire- rated R
The space between- rated R
New look at life- rated R
Wanting More- Rated R
Draco an Ginny sittin in a tree- rated R'
And so on for twelve pages. Ginny gasped and frowned in a disgusted manner.
"EWWW EWW EW EW EW EW EW EW!" she cried, jumping around like a madwoman.
Just then a IM showed up on the screen;
Snapeysgirl1272 -Hey, weren't you in the Harry Potter Chat Room?
TheboywhoLvd- Yeah. Why?
Snapeysgirl1272- Why'd you leave so soon?
TheboywhoLvd- Ihad to see something. Who are you?
Snapeygirl1272- Geeze go all hysterical. I just wanted to talk.
TheboywhoLvd- Sorry But I really have to go. McGonagall just walked in.
Snapeysgirl1272- Ha, that's a good one. You're really into the Harry Potter stuff huh?
Theboywhovd- What do you mean?
Snapeysgirl1272- You are so funny! The screen name, pretending that Professor McGonagall is there.
Please. Everyone knows that J.K Rowling just made up those characters. What? Is
Ron there too?
Harry clicked the exit button on the IM and looked at Ron, who was red faced and shaking with anger. Ginny looked confused.
"Ok. Who is J.K Rowling?" she asked.
Suddenly, all of the lights in the room shut off and a glowing pillar beamed down from the ceiling. A woman stood in the middle.
"Who are you?" asked Ron in a scared voice.
"I am J.K Rowling. And you are my creations."
"What are you doing here?" asked Harry.
"Oh, no real reason. Just to tell you who I am. And this 'Pillar of Fire' things pretty cool, too. It scares some people you know. Of course you don't. I know you don't because I made you."
In an instant the Pillar of Fire and J.K Rowling disappeared and the lights came back on.
"Okay. That was weird." They said together, turning back to the computer and starting to search the internet again.
A/N- That was the end of the chapter! i hope y'all liked it!
DClick, Gengi, Pink Magic Marker, Silver Wolfe, LadyLaura020, and Mad Mandy THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! You were that first ones for this story. I luv ya's and come back soon. E-mail me!!