A/N- Hey. I'm back with chapter 3. I don't have many reviews yet but hey, there's always more chapters (I hope). OH YEAHHHHHHHH. Wait. Never mind. wrong story!! Huhmm dee duhmm duhmm duhmm. Wow, I literally have nothing to say. I don't even have any clues to as what the chapter will be about. I think I need some sugar. I'll be right back..........
Harry snuck back into the library after lunch the next day. It was really weird and he was really tired because all last night he had horrible dreams about J.K Rowling coming back and destroying every one because she decided that she didn't like them any more. More than once he woke up sweating and screaming. Then getting yelled at from angry sleepy people of course.
Just as he was about to log on, he decided that today was just not the day. So he got up, and left. Running into Malfoy on the way. Malfoy sneered;
"What are you doing Potter?" he asked meanly.
"I'm sneaking out of the forbidden library, what's it to you? What are you doing?"
"Just sneaking into the Forbidden library. What's it to you? What are you doing?"
"I'm - wait, I already told you."
"Oh Yeah Well, see you in Potions."
"Yeah. I guess. Even though you hat me and I hate you. (pause) Well, see ya!"
"Yeah."
"Wait, Malfoy. Go to www.fanfiction.net it's really funny."
"Yeah?
"Yeah!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Bye."
"See ya."
Malfoy took a seat in a soft comfortable chair near the back of the library. He logged in and went to Fanfiction.net or what ever it was that Harry told him to log on to. The page scrolled but it was just like it was when Harry had logged on. It was all under R and they were very weird. Draco logged in at the top as Top Dragon and searched from the beginning.
He typed in 'Romance, Draco, all characters'.
The screen rolled and a list appeared.
"Hmmmm,' Draco thought scrolling down. 'Innnnnnnnnnteresting.'
He clicked on 'To Love a Dragon'. It was a romance between him and a mysterious girl. He read chapter after chapter (smiling radiently at particular scenes, might I add). The mysterious girl in the story wore a mask that she never took off all through the movie and Draco was on the edge of his seat to find out who it was.
"The mysterious lover took a slow hand and lifted the black face mask to the top of her head and it was.... EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco started to cough hysterically. "UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH. Ginny Weasley. ewwwwwww" he cried, rubbing his eyes to get the horrible images out of of his head.
"Wow, and that was actually a good story till they got to the part where that lunitic was discovered." he did a weird laugh and started clicking around.
Unfortunatly, just then, Fred and George Weasley walked in.
"Hey!?! What are you doing here?!" They both yelled in unison.
"I was here first!"
"So?"
"So... Hey! Check out this sight." Draco said smiling.
Fred and george clicked in their names and put in humour. A list showed up and at the top was 'Smile! You're on Candid Camera'.
"What's a camera?" asked Fred.
"What's Candid Camera?" asked George.
"Who are you talking to?" asked Draco.
Fred and George quit looking at whatever it was that they were looking at and talking to and turned back to the computer.
"Hey! Since when do I sing?" asked Draco.
"Since when am I retarded?" asked George.
"Since when do mechanical things work at Hogwarts?" asked Fred.
"Since when are the walls that weird color?" asked Draco.
"Since when am I gay?" asked George.
"Since when am I the voice of reason?" asked Fred.
Suddenly a giant pillar of god knows what came through the ceiling.
"Oh, No, please don't be that J.K chic Ron was talking about." Fred anf George said.
No, this time it was another girl. She said;
"Hey. My name is Lainia and I wrote 'Smile! You're on Candid Camera' and I have all of the answers to your questions."
"Okay. So fire away. Tell us all you know. Miss All-Knowing" Draco said sarcastically.
"Okay. Ummm, question 1- A camera is a ummmmmmm a device that records things. And uh....... Candid Camera is a Muggle T.V show thing"
"So what about all of our other questions?"
"Uhmmmmmm. Actually. I have no clue. See ya!"
And in a flash, she was gone.
"Can you believe her?" Draco asked.
"Can you believe we are actually talking?" asked Fred.
"No. No I can't." Draco replied.
"Well, I should go. See ya!" he said.
"See ya."
"No See you."
"No, See YOU."
"No SEE-"
"Not again!"
"Oh, well, okay. Bye!"
Drac jumped from his seat and left the library. Leaving Fred and George to explore the site. All by themselves.
A/N- Hey! Okay. i have more to say now. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. Especially Lainia. I hope you don't mind I wrote you in. I still don't know if any of the titles (besides Candid Camera) are real. :)
Harry snuck back into the library after lunch the next day. It was really weird and he was really tired because all last night he had horrible dreams about J.K Rowling coming back and destroying every one because she decided that she didn't like them any more. More than once he woke up sweating and screaming. Then getting yelled at from angry sleepy people of course.
Just as he was about to log on, he decided that today was just not the day. So he got up, and left. Running into Malfoy on the way. Malfoy sneered;
"What are you doing Potter?" he asked meanly.
"I'm sneaking out of the forbidden library, what's it to you? What are you doing?"
"Just sneaking into the Forbidden library. What's it to you? What are you doing?"
"I'm - wait, I already told you."
"Oh Yeah Well, see you in Potions."
"Yeah. I guess. Even though you hat me and I hate you. (pause) Well, see ya!"
"Yeah."
"Wait, Malfoy. Go to www.fanfiction.net it's really funny."
"Yeah?
"Yeah!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Bye."
"See ya."
Malfoy took a seat in a soft comfortable chair near the back of the library. He logged in and went to Fanfiction.net or what ever it was that Harry told him to log on to. The page scrolled but it was just like it was when Harry had logged on. It was all under R and they were very weird. Draco logged in at the top as Top Dragon and searched from the beginning.
He typed in 'Romance, Draco, all characters'.
The screen rolled and a list appeared.
"Hmmmm,' Draco thought scrolling down. 'Innnnnnnnnnteresting.'
He clicked on 'To Love a Dragon'. It was a romance between him and a mysterious girl. He read chapter after chapter (smiling radiently at particular scenes, might I add). The mysterious girl in the story wore a mask that she never took off all through the movie and Draco was on the edge of his seat to find out who it was.
"The mysterious lover took a slow hand and lifted the black face mask to the top of her head and it was.... EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco started to cough hysterically. "UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH. Ginny Weasley. ewwwwwww" he cried, rubbing his eyes to get the horrible images out of of his head.
"Wow, and that was actually a good story till they got to the part where that lunitic was discovered." he did a weird laugh and started clicking around.
Unfortunatly, just then, Fred and George Weasley walked in.
"Hey!?! What are you doing here?!" They both yelled in unison.
"I was here first!"
"So?"
"So... Hey! Check out this sight." Draco said smiling.
Fred and george clicked in their names and put in humour. A list showed up and at the top was 'Smile! You're on Candid Camera'.
"What's a camera?" asked Fred.
"What's Candid Camera?" asked George.
"Who are you talking to?" asked Draco.
Fred and George quit looking at whatever it was that they were looking at and talking to and turned back to the computer.
"Hey! Since when do I sing?" asked Draco.
"Since when am I retarded?" asked George.
"Since when do mechanical things work at Hogwarts?" asked Fred.
"Since when are the walls that weird color?" asked Draco.
"Since when am I gay?" asked George.
"Since when am I the voice of reason?" asked Fred.
Suddenly a giant pillar of god knows what came through the ceiling.
"Oh, No, please don't be that J.K chic Ron was talking about." Fred anf George said.
No, this time it was another girl. She said;
"Hey. My name is Lainia and I wrote 'Smile! You're on Candid Camera' and I have all of the answers to your questions."
"Okay. So fire away. Tell us all you know. Miss All-Knowing" Draco said sarcastically.
"Okay. Ummm, question 1- A camera is a ummmmmmm a device that records things. And uh....... Candid Camera is a Muggle T.V show thing"
"So what about all of our other questions?"
"Uhmmmmmm. Actually. I have no clue. See ya!"
And in a flash, she was gone.
"Can you believe her?" Draco asked.
"Can you believe we are actually talking?" asked Fred.
"No. No I can't." Draco replied.
"Well, I should go. See ya!" he said.
"See ya."
"No See you."
"No, See YOU."
"No SEE-"
"Not again!"
"Oh, well, okay. Bye!"
Drac jumped from his seat and left the library. Leaving Fred and George to explore the site. All by themselves.
A/N- Hey! Okay. i have more to say now. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. Especially Lainia. I hope you don't mind I wrote you in. I still don't know if any of the titles (besides Candid Camera) are real. :)