A/N- Okay, I'm trying to fulfill all my reviewers requests and suggestions but I don't know how good this chapter is, I was bored in class and I had nothing to do. Uh, I don't think that this chapter is very funny but I hope that you do. Honestly, I think my story is very OLD and BORING. Oh, well it's all about you guys. Here we go. And thanks to Harmony, who helped me write most of this.
Chapter 4
MEANWHILE....
Meanwhile, as I said, in a dark cave in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of somewhere, which isn't really possible because you can't really be no where and somewhere at the same time, a dark figure sat in a tall, high backed chair. The chair was moving back and forth and seemed to be singing.
*I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout..*
Yeah, well, I guess that is singing. It was *ahem* (oh, Dun DUN DUN...)
Thank you... VOLDEMORT! DING! Voldemort quickly turned around and smiled. (yes smiled) For that means that Voldemort is happy. (yes happy). That *Ding* made Voldemort very happy and all smiley. (yes smiley)
WE GET IT, NOW STOP WITH THE PARANTHESIS!
(sorry) Anyways....
Voldemort walked slowly across the room. Just taking his sweet time. *hmm hmm hmmm* Finally, he made it to.... THE MICROWAVE! Hey pulled open the door to it, reached in and pulled out a.
Rackamendi Packet.
"Stuffed with cheese, pepperoni, sausage, lettuce, and onions, a Rackamendi Packet is cooked to perfection in your microwave. Uncostly and deliciuos, grab one today. You'll be blown away! Not sold in stores any where because it was just some messed up thing that the author of this story made one day with her friends one day.
I wouldn't count on it being in stores, ever, because it's probably not very edible. Yeah, the Rackamendi Packet has exploded once before and who knows if and when it will again. The creaters of this product are not responsible for any burns or stains to you or your house caused by the explosions from this product." Voldemort said, holding out the Rackamendi Packet and smiling.
"Uh, master?"
"Oh, Sorry Lucius. Remus, Sirius, shall we see how this Muggle machine works?"
Meanwhile, again...
Hermione snuck slowly back into the forbidden library. Hopefully, no one else was in there. She wanted to check out that site that Harry had shown her. Opening the door, she realized she wasn't alone. Fred and George were fooling around on the front computer. (No, not like that.) They were searching the internet.
Hermione snuck behind them and logged on to another computer.
Fred and George clicked on to Ron W. and Hermione G.
"Whoo! Looks like love!" George wispered to Fred.
"Yeah. Yeah! ' Hermione finds a secret couldron in which you look into and you see your true love. She sees Ron, but she doesn't have feelings for him, does she?' Ah ha ha, Ron, her true love! Ah, ha ha!"
"Shh, you nutter, we will get caught. Read this. 'Ron meets a girl at the Quidditch World Cup and instantly falls in love. But what about Hermione and their three kids!' "
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's a good one. Too good, too good. Here read this one. 'Ginny loves Neville, Neville loves Ginny, Seamus likes Cho, Seamus likes Ginny, Neville likes Hermione, Hermione loves Ron, Ron loves... EWWWW Draco!' Ugh!"
"Talk about a square dance. Ha ha ha ha ha! Read these... 'Ron loves Hermione,', 'Hermone loves Ron', Ron and Hermione: A Cinderella Story', Red Haired Lover'. Ugh. I knew we shouldn't have put those two together."
On the other computer, Hermione clicked onto 'Hermione' and 'Draco'. So she had a little crush, BIG DEAL!
" 'Hermione meets Draco in a dark hallway and romance insues.' 'Draco finds Hermione in a bar and seduces her slowly.' eww Uhm, 'Hermione wakes one morning to find Draco in the bed next to her.; UGH. I mean I like the guy but I don't LIKE him.
'Hermioe is struggling through her parents divorce. She thinks Draco really feels the same way but all he wants is in her pants.' Why isn't there anything about a nice picnic we have or something?" Hemrione wuspered to herself.
Meanwhile, once again....
"Master, Master, type in both of us.." Lucius cried once they had found the popular website they had heard about.. Fanfiction.net.
Lucius waited anxiously as Voldemort typed in both of thier names.
"Look, Master! We have sex!" he said happily.
"Shut up before I hex you."
"Yes master."
"Is there any stories about us that is not slash?"
"It doesn't seem so, sir. Want to read some?"
"NO! I'll type in Remus and Sirius."
"Okay!" Sirius said, running over, "I've always wondered what people thought of me."
"Well, it says here that they think you and Harry are an item, them you and Remus."
"Eww. Uh, I'm going to bed!" He said, running off.
"how long are you going to stay on this thing, Master?" asked Remus.
"Until I find a staory about me that isn't a slash!"
EOC-
A/N- i told you that I don't think that it is a good chapter. For one, I couldn't think of how to end it and it wasn't very long either. Well, tell me what you think. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OR CHAPTERS, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!
Chapter 4
MEANWHILE....
Meanwhile, as I said, in a dark cave in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of somewhere, which isn't really possible because you can't really be no where and somewhere at the same time, a dark figure sat in a tall, high backed chair. The chair was moving back and forth and seemed to be singing.
*I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout..*
Yeah, well, I guess that is singing. It was *ahem* (oh, Dun DUN DUN...)
Thank you... VOLDEMORT! DING! Voldemort quickly turned around and smiled. (yes smiled) For that means that Voldemort is happy. (yes happy). That *Ding* made Voldemort very happy and all smiley. (yes smiley)
WE GET IT, NOW STOP WITH THE PARANTHESIS!
(sorry) Anyways....
Voldemort walked slowly across the room. Just taking his sweet time. *hmm hmm hmmm* Finally, he made it to.... THE MICROWAVE! Hey pulled open the door to it, reached in and pulled out a.
Rackamendi Packet.
"Stuffed with cheese, pepperoni, sausage, lettuce, and onions, a Rackamendi Packet is cooked to perfection in your microwave. Uncostly and deliciuos, grab one today. You'll be blown away! Not sold in stores any where because it was just some messed up thing that the author of this story made one day with her friends one day.
I wouldn't count on it being in stores, ever, because it's probably not very edible. Yeah, the Rackamendi Packet has exploded once before and who knows if and when it will again. The creaters of this product are not responsible for any burns or stains to you or your house caused by the explosions from this product." Voldemort said, holding out the Rackamendi Packet and smiling.
"Uh, master?"
"Oh, Sorry Lucius. Remus, Sirius, shall we see how this Muggle machine works?"
Meanwhile, again...
Hermione snuck slowly back into the forbidden library. Hopefully, no one else was in there. She wanted to check out that site that Harry had shown her. Opening the door, she realized she wasn't alone. Fred and George were fooling around on the front computer. (No, not like that.) They were searching the internet.
Hermione snuck behind them and logged on to another computer.
Fred and George clicked on to Ron W. and Hermione G.
"Whoo! Looks like love!" George wispered to Fred.
"Yeah. Yeah! ' Hermione finds a secret couldron in which you look into and you see your true love. She sees Ron, but she doesn't have feelings for him, does she?' Ah ha ha, Ron, her true love! Ah, ha ha!"
"Shh, you nutter, we will get caught. Read this. 'Ron meets a girl at the Quidditch World Cup and instantly falls in love. But what about Hermione and their three kids!' "
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's a good one. Too good, too good. Here read this one. 'Ginny loves Neville, Neville loves Ginny, Seamus likes Cho, Seamus likes Ginny, Neville likes Hermione, Hermione loves Ron, Ron loves... EWWWW Draco!' Ugh!"
"Talk about a square dance. Ha ha ha ha ha! Read these... 'Ron loves Hermione,', 'Hermone loves Ron', Ron and Hermione: A Cinderella Story', Red Haired Lover'. Ugh. I knew we shouldn't have put those two together."
On the other computer, Hermione clicked onto 'Hermione' and 'Draco'. So she had a little crush, BIG DEAL!
" 'Hermione meets Draco in a dark hallway and romance insues.' 'Draco finds Hermione in a bar and seduces her slowly.' eww Uhm, 'Hermione wakes one morning to find Draco in the bed next to her.; UGH. I mean I like the guy but I don't LIKE him.
'Hermioe is struggling through her parents divorce. She thinks Draco really feels the same way but all he wants is in her pants.' Why isn't there anything about a nice picnic we have or something?" Hemrione wuspered to herself.
Meanwhile, once again....
"Master, Master, type in both of us.." Lucius cried once they had found the popular website they had heard about.. Fanfiction.net.
Lucius waited anxiously as Voldemort typed in both of thier names.
"Look, Master! We have sex!" he said happily.
"Shut up before I hex you."
"Yes master."
"Is there any stories about us that is not slash?"
"It doesn't seem so, sir. Want to read some?"
"NO! I'll type in Remus and Sirius."
"Okay!" Sirius said, running over, "I've always wondered what people thought of me."
"Well, it says here that they think you and Harry are an item, them you and Remus."
"Eww. Uh, I'm going to bed!" He said, running off.
"how long are you going to stay on this thing, Master?" asked Remus.
"Until I find a staory about me that isn't a slash!"
EOC-
A/N- i told you that I don't think that it is a good chapter. For one, I couldn't think of how to end it and it wasn't very long either. Well, tell me what you think. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OR CHAPTERS, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!