A/N- Here I am with chapter 5, is it? Hmm, I thought I would have less reveiws. THere aren't as amny as my other stories but I guess the suckier I write the more reviews I get. Does that mean that this is actually a good story? Hmm, I'm just thinking to myself. Dunno. ANYWAYS, I put a new story up if y'all wanna check it out. I don't think it's very good so you don't have to check it out if ya don't wanna.

Wait, before the story starts, I wanna tell you something. I actually had a dream last night that I went to check out my other story and it had a hundred reviews (my other friends know that is my goal for all of my stories) but I had made my author's note sooo long that the actual chapter was just four lines with spaces between. And it had a hundred reviews? It was weird. So this morning I went to check to see if that wasn't the real thing and it was pretty long and I had one review. Hmmm....

WOW, that was long....


Chapter 5

Draco walked slowly up the sairs and back to the library. After reading those grodatious (that's my word! it means 'overly gross') stories the other day, he wanted to see if he could actually find a good one.

Taking a seat at the back computer, a loud squeak came from the door as it was pulled open. It was Harry.

"Oh, Malfoy. What are you doing here?"

"Not again. Didn't you read the last chapters? Don't ask me that! The chapter will go on forever and all the reviewers will leave. *smiles at you guys*"

"Oh, sorry. Please don't leave, I'm back!"

Harry took a seat and logged on.

"Malfoy, have you gone to-"

"Fanfiction.net?"

"Yeah."

"Of course. That's why I'm back. Honestly, you need to read the chapters more often."

"Whatever." Harry grumbled, scrolling down ff.net and typing in his name and leaving the other as 'all characters'. At the top it said '10 - do you really need to know how many of these stories there are?'

Harry thought that was strange.

"Hey Malfoy?"

"What?" he asked, sounding hard at work.

"Were there Hobbits in the last chapter?"

"I dunno, but I think it was my dad."

"Oh, okay. As long as that's all cleared up."

"mHm, Now leave me alone so I can read this story."

"Did you look up yourself?"

"Potter, that's gross. Weasley told you so in, like, the first chapter or something."

"I mean did you type in your name?"

"Yeah, what's it to you?"

"Just wondering, geez. talk about an attitude."

"Why are we talking?"

"Because the author is making us,"

"Well, tell her to quit it!"

Draco turned back to is computer where a long list of stories had appeared about him and any random person. He would click one, close it, click one, close it. And more than half of them were about either him and Harry, or him and Ron which made him want to throw up all over the computer.

"Potter, have you read, 'Revenge of the Dragon'?"

"No, why?"

"It's really good. I get to kill you after I get the girl!"

"And who's the girl, your mom?"

"No, yours."

Harry gagged. Malfoy and his mom. Malfoy, Mom. UGh. It was insulting to her memory.

Draco clicked on 'Running Away' and started to read it.

Unfortunatley, it led to him getting beaten by his dad and him ending up in the Burrow. Ginny falls in love with him and.... ewww. Well, it WAS a romance what d'you expect?

Draco shuddered and clicked on "Sheltering the Unwanted"

Draco was 25 and he was the new Prince of Darkness (screw Ozzy, go Draco!). He had the whole world under his control. Then he meets a girl Named Kei ~ Kei and she brings his reign of terror down.

"Damn! Why do these stories always have a downfall!" he cried, slamming his hands on the keyboard.

"Careful, Malfoy, you'll break a nail." Harry said laughing.

"Shut up, Potter."

He clicked on a story called 'Downfall of the Dragon'. (Don't ask why. It's leading somewhere!)

That Kei ~ Kei girl was there again and she (duh) killed his power with her love.

"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Draco asked.

"Don't ask me. Ask the author, all I wanted to do was be in the story."

"Whatever."

"Whatever." Kei ~ Kei mocked, truning around and walking out.

"Muggles."

Harry and Draco both scrolled down the page on their computers until they found a story called 'WE DID WHAT!'

They both clicked on it, and began to read.



EOC


A/N- not the best. but w/e.

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